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Lake Breaking News

Lake Breaking News Early this morning, there was a robbery A turtle mugged a snail down by the pond The shell the turtle jacked, was off the poor snail's back and when he turned around, the thief was gone He went down to the station, after much deliberation And told the cops his story at last. With such a keen depiction, they asked for a description But, the snail said it happened much to fast

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 10/20/2015 9:39:00 AM
Your poems always make my day a little brighter .
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Date: 10/19/2015 1:22:00 PM
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, this is an awesome little story. I love little stories like this. Good job on bring a hardy laugh to me. The grand kids will like this too....Sharon
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/31/2015 6:44:00 PM
Thank you Sharon, we all need a good laugh, now and again.
Date: 10/18/2015 9:25:00 AM
Liked the intimation of 'speed' in this Jerry, really put things in perspective for me..'
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Date: 10/16/2015 8:39:00 PM
hahaha. this is really super clever. The title alone got me to come see this!!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/31/2015 6:48:00 PM
Thanks Andrea---the title is an original
Date: 10/16/2015 7:16:00 PM
lol....quick with the wit you are Jerry
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/31/2015 6:47:00 PM
Thanks Timmy, but I borrowed on this one, I just took the joke and made it a poem
Date: 10/16/2015 9:05:00 AM
Hahaaa! This was clever and funny! Gave me a big smile:) Thanx :)))
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/31/2015 6:44:00 PM
Thank you Laura