Short Rhino Poems

The average rhino is not a wino
                                     ~ Neither is a dino...

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Gigantic love can be conquered
From the puppy to the kitten
from tiger, rhino to elephant...

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Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo 
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no...

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As I was walking in the snow,
I chanced to meet a cold rhino.
  It began to sneeze,
  Creating quite a breeze:
Now what to do? --I dunno....

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My rhino can play the flute
And is good at the maracas to boot
Alas he is quite forlorn
For his flute bangs into his horn
So now he has a saxophone to toot...

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Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs....

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There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
   He took a big leap
   Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo....

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Yes, the rhino is leather that rumbles
and deadly to a hunter who fumbles,
Now secure in the zoo,
Still, it might behoove you
not to show your backside if you stumble....

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If an Elephant were crossed with a Rhino

What offspring would this union bestow

        If you're asking me

        what it would be 

my answer is -  EL-IF-I-NO!...

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Green Horned Rhino

Have you seen the Green Horned Rhino? 
A creature so scarce and so rare. 
We think he’s living in Norwich, 
Dressed as a Hippo, with curly pink hair...

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I saw a man 
Hugging a rhino,
Why he was 
I really don’t know! 
 
I know some people  
Like to hug a tree, 
But a stuffed rhino 
In a museum, 
This surely can’t be!...

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Wildlife 45

A rhino who's first name was Shaun,
Was gay from the day he was born,
His Mum thought him crazy,
When he picked up a daisy,
Which he stuck on the end of his horn....

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Rhino Run

I fancied to catch me a rhino
A black one, but caught an albino
It seemed that my lure
Was not quite secure
He broke loose and charged my behin--Oh!!

deborah burch©
6/14/2012...

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Anyone think ?

Its about time ?

To Ban ?

Bat Soup 

And come to think of it

Rhino Horn

&

Shark Fin Soup

But Heaven Forbid

Poetrysoup

&

All those who crave her...

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What newborn drinks a bathtub of milk each day?
Rhino?
No.
Elephant?
Huh-uh.
Dolphin?
No.
Camel?
Sorry.
Cow?

........keep scrolling ......









If you guessed Blue Whale please take a bow...

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Rhino baby bubbles up the sink in a flash
He is showing his goods, and he makes an incredible splash!
This is a whine sloshed out by my roommate, Leroy Flash.
Who is a bit scared of the baby; his teeth all a’gnash!...

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This tongue broadcasts
hushed tones of satanic nature
And strange snickers
resounded throughout the canyons
Chanting nocturnes as irking
as a rhino horn against a chalkboard
yet the prophecy remained clear
I had to find this beast…...

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A long time ago in the land of ice and snow
Played out such an extraordinary loving scenario
A white rhino and brown bear
Made love on a chair
Result was a snow white polar bear, wouldn't you know


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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If you see rhino horns for sale at Walmart
Don't buy one, to save the species must all do our part
But must confess, on my rec room wall
A collection of oddities not that small
Of weird Walmart shoppers' that I recently disarmed...

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GET-DOWN LET-DOWN

He took rhino muzzle excrescence
For boost of his hoped for tumescence
But in spite of big dose
From a pachyderm‘s nose
It was useless with no acquiescence 

29 June 2019
For Humorous Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Little coral
Rewarmed and die
I need my uber,
Little turtle
Defreed and die
I need my straw,
Little leopard
Declothed and die
I need my rug,
Little elephant
Retoothed and die
I need my bangle,
Little rhino
Mefaced and die
I need my erection....

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Back in my birthplace, though it has no dazzle 
Jays still fly gracefully by its castle
By the olden hill it stands
As the mill in the hinterlands
Is turning in the wind
Like a tough rhino's skin 
Earthen fortress, tough front wall
Yield? Never! I am a barrier tall...

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My dog is not rich.
With his paws he digs a ditch.
When it snows
he stays inside, never goes,
never strays.
Uses credit cards when he pays
charges like a rhino on parade
many bills go unpaid.
I love him like an uninvited guest.
Truth be told, it’s canine unrest.
...

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If more than just one hippo 
Are hippopotami, 
Do you guess a pair of rhinos
Would be pronounced rhinoceri? 
                                                   
And if you crossed a rhino 
With a hippo, do you guess
You'd get a horned hippoceros?
Or an angry rhinopotamus?...

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Trophy Hunters eradicated lesser one-horned.
Traditional medicine was reasoned then killed.
The colonial era malignant apartheid seized.
Tragic wildlife ranches endangered.
Tremendous Javan Rhinos died.
Tied mud wallow was converted, the game started.
Trapped maggoting man heart wolfed....

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