Short Rhino Poems
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Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no
Categories:
rhino, funny, word play,
Form:
Limerick
As I was walking in the snow,
I chanced to meet a cold rhino.
It began to sneeze,
Creating quite a breeze:
Now what to do? --I dunno.
Categories:
rhino, animal, confusion, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My rhino can play the flute
And is good at the maracas to boot
Alas he is quite forlorn
For his flute bangs into his horn
So now he has a saxophone to toot
Categories:
rhino, animal, music,
Form:
Limerick
Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.
Categories:
rhino, animal,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
He took a big leap
Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo.
Categories:
rhino, africa, animal, music, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Yes, the rhino is leather that rumbles
and deadly to a hunter who fumbles,
Now secure in the zoo,
Still, it might behoove you
not to show your backside if you stumble.
Categories:
rhino, animals, funny
Form:
Limerick
If an Elephant were crossed with a Rhino
What offspring would this union bestow
If you're asking me
what it would be
my answer is - EL-IF-I-NO!
Categories:
rhino, funny
Form:
Limerick
Green Horned Rhino
Have you seen the Green Horned Rhino?
A creature so scarce and so rare.
We think he’s living in Norwich,
Dressed as a Hippo, with curly pink hair
Categories:
rhino, animal, funny, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
I saw a man
Hugging a rhino,
Why he was
I really don’t know!
I know some people
Like to hug a tree,
But a stuffed rhino
In a museum,
This surely can’t be!
Categories:
rhino, animal, cute, cute love, fun, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Wildlife 45
A rhino who's first name was Shaun,
Was gay from the day he was born,
His Mum thought him crazy,
When he picked up a daisy,
Which he stuck on the end of his horn.
Categories:
rhino, animal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Rhino Run
I fancied to catch me a rhino
A black one, but caught an albino
It seemed that my lure
Was not quite secure
He broke loose and charged my behin--Oh!!
deborah burch©
6/14/2012
Categories:
rhino, animals, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Anyone think ?
Its about time ?
To Ban ?
Bat Soup
And come to think of it
Rhino Horn
&
Shark Fin Soup
But Heaven Forbid
Poetrysoup
&
All those who crave her
Categories:
rhino, fun, slam,
Form:
Free verse
What newborn drinks a bathtub of milk each day?
Rhino?
No.
Elephant?
Huh-uh.
Dolphin?
No.
Camel?
Sorry.
Cow?
........keep scrolling ......
If you guessed Blue Whale please take a bow
Categories:
rhino, animal,
Form:
Free verse
Rhino baby bubbles up the sink in a flash
He is showing his goods, and he makes an incredible splash!
This is a whine sloshed out by my roommate, Leroy Flash.
Who is a bit scared of the baby; his teeth all a’gnash!
Categories:
rhino, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Monorhyme
This tongue broadcasts
hushed tones of satanic nature
And strange snickers
resounded throughout the canyons
Chanting nocturnes as irking
as a rhino horn against a chalkboard
yet the prophecy remained clear
I had to find this beast…
Categories:
rhino, imagination,
Form:
Verse
A long time ago in the land of ice and snow
Played out such an extraordinary loving scenario
A white rhino and brown bear
Made love on a chair
Result was a snow white polar bear, wouldn't you know
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
rhino, celebration, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
If you see rhino horns for sale at Walmart
Don't buy one, to save the species must all do our part
But must confess, on my rec room wall
A collection of oddities not that small
Of weird Walmart shoppers' that I recently disarmed
Categories:
rhino, surreal,
Form:
Limerick
GET-DOWN LET-DOWN
He took rhino muzzle excrescence
For boost of his hoped for tumescence
But in spite of big dose
From a pachyderm‘s nose
It was useless with no acquiescence
29 June 2019
For Humorous Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
rhino, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Little coral
Rewarmed and die
I need my uber,
Little turtle
Defreed and die
I need my straw,
Little leopard
Declothed and die
I need my rug,
Little elephant
Retoothed and die
I need my bangle,
Little rhino
Mefaced and die
I need my ********.
Categories:
rhino, animal, earth, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Back in my birthplace, though it has no dazzle
Jays still fly gracefully by its castle
By the olden hill it stands
As the mill in the hinterlands
Is turning in the wind
Like a tough rhino's skin
Earthen fortress, tough front wall
Yield? Never! I am a barrier tall
Categories:
rhino, me,
Form:
Acrostic
My dog is not rich.
With his paws he digs a ditch.
When it snows
he stays inside, never goes,
never strays.
Uses credit cards when he pays
charges like a rhino on parade
many bills go unpaid.
I love him like an uninvited guest.
Truth be told, it’s canine unrest.
Categories:
rhino, dog, money, snow,
Form:
Couplet
If more than just one hippo
Are hippopotami,
Do you guess a pair of rhinos
Would be pronounced rhinoceri?
And if you crossed a rhino
With a hippo, do you guess
You'd get a horned hippoceros?
Or an angry rhinopotamus?
Categories:
rhino, animals, children, funny, nature,
Form:
I do not know?
Trophy Hunters eradicated lesser one-horned.
Traditional medicine was reasoned then killed.
The colonial era malignant apartheid seized.
Tragic wildlife ranches endangered.
Tremendous Javan Rhinos died.
Tied mud wallow was converted, the game started.
Trapped maggoting man heart wolfed.
Categories:
rhino, environment,
Form:
Pleiades
At the Zoo
The lady in the peach cloche hat
leads the rest of us
around the rhino into better light.
She leads us to the guardrail
at the supper hour to watch
the keeper reach inside
the large glass case.
She wants us all to watch the rat
delight the python.
Donal Mahoney
Categories:
rhino, natural disasters
Form:
Free verse
that girl Helen was a total bell end
and because of food she gobbled
she couldn't walk she waddled
her shape was like a bubble
her size from here to hubble
thought I liked her but I did not
though for a rhino she aint half hot
married Bean but there's no cot
you were involved and I havent forgot
Categories:
rhino, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme