Short Reagan Poems

Busy underground 
food courts overcrowded lines 
visit to DC...

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President Ronald Reagan
Actor extraordinary, charismatic personality
Lover of family and horses
Alzheimer's victim...

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“Margaret Thatcher you ain’t!”
“You ain’t old Reagan in paint!”
slinging mud
with a thud
terrible taunts tossed to taint...

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Old Glory
     Updated Story
       Banner Still Waves Free

     Stars 'n Stripes
     Archetypes ~
       Eisenhower, Reagan, Niki Haley...

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Good stand up comedians are a very rare breed
That's why this guy is quite hilarious indeed
He's Brian Reagan
A fantastic comedian
His humour is unusual and totally unique...

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Donald Trump's been eating like a vegan
He's taking his cues from Ronald Reagan
   Who said ketchup's a veggie
   And while that's kind of edgy
Trump wants all the votes of the collegians
'...

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JUST SAY NO TO NANCY REAGAN

Yeah yeah, I know
Nancy Reagan said “Just say no”
Well if someone really wants to cope
I say “never say nope to dope”
              © 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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Good stand up comedians are a very rare breed
That's why this guy stands out, hilarious indeed
He's Brian Reagan
A fantastic comedian
His humour is unusual and totally unique

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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t-rump is troubled...
he rambles round and round a...
lost reality...

another reagan...
a slow and one way decline...
nancy pushed buttons...

who does it for trump...
a scary situation...
solution...oust trump

stan sand...

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Eisenhower was a tower of power 
    Nixon 'the Quaker Peacemaker' was dour

  Reagan had the grace of a Carl Sagan
    The Bushes were Christian Episcopalian

  How does Trump fit on this list
     Methinks he exists to make them pissed...

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Mr. Mitch McConnell 
a Senator back when
Reagan, Mr. Ronald
championed freedom
and liberty's cause...
Now battling a Democrat
McConnell's had to hit pause

Speech no longer free
Thanks Media, BLM, AOC
Mitch bites his tongue
~ A signal to you and me...

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In an era of celebrity
Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush 
First Ladies who chose progressivity --
  Nancy R. 'Just Said Yes' to sobriety
  Laura B. 'Just Said No' to illiteracy





          

              **True PROGRESS-ivity, that is: Saying NO to drugs & illiteracy...

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Ronald Reagan in his prime
Was a foodie, way ahead of his time
   Though others thought it 'kvetch-able'
   He daringly labeled ketchup, on meat, a vegetable!


             January 23, 2019 
Entry in "Educate Me with Humor - Leader" Poetry Contest
          Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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jesus and elvis in a halo
 of black and green light.

 a pink madonna next to 
betty crocker.

 with ronald reagan standing
 stately in his best suite.

 all hanging along the walls 
of tattoo parlors and chinese
 dive bars across america.

now it is our heritage as patriots
 to protect these last of the
 wandering bisons....

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'Tis well known that President Reagan was very fond of jellybeans.

   On the ranch he groomed his faithful hoss and wore some grubby jeans.

      During cabinet meetings he had a ritual that was somewhat bizarre!

         They made no major decisions 'til he passed around the jellybean jar!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Fierce was their hatred for Reagan
   Now for Mr. Trump all the more
At his State of the Union Speech
   The Dems aimed to even the score

Trump's backers still cheering
   his "Best is Yet to Come" close
Ms. Pelosi ripped up all his notes
   then struck a defiant pose...

'Midst all of Washington's partisan woes
   Nancy Pelosi proved nearly anything goes...

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First Black American Secretary of State, COLIN POWELL, (1937-2021)
Served in the G. W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Jimmy Carter administrations,
He said, “Success is the result of hard work…and learning from failure,”
His hobby was restoring old cars; hardly knew the meaning of vacations. 

written January 20, 2022
especially for "A Celebrity Epitaph" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Michelle Faulkner...

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Trump Cannot Be Duplicated

Trump without a doubt cannot be duplicated;
To own self and only him will he be dedicated;
Heard that his genes,
Were those of jelly beans;
Died when to much of himself he masticated.

Jim Horn

That is why he is such a colorful character.
Reagan even liked jelly beans. He would 
eat them when he was inb Boston and his 
bean had been baked from watching a 
baseball game....

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we're just talking

you know?

a conversation

you know?

like the one Gorbachev and Reagan had to end the cold war?

now why can't all of humanity have one

to save the human race from extinction?

let's continue this worldwide conversation

what's up

what's going down

im chllin

trying to make sense of this madness

just trying to make sense man

trying to make sense

what the #@$#$@ is this bull#@$@#$?

i don't know

but we have to figure something out....

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Since the government won't define 'woman'
    Let me help: They're demonstrably super-human
 
  Until recently, thought to be closer to God than men
    'Progressives' aim for 'equality' ~ ahem ...




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   Speaking at a White House Meeting on Aug. 31, 2022,
   Education Secretary Miguel Cordona refused three times
   to answer this direct question: 'What is a woman?'
   (The Daily Caller, Reagan Reese, April 18, 2023)....

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I started the engine of my wagon
And it began spitting the Fires of Dragon:
Hinckley’s alarming shots at Reagan!

But I kept firing Engine and Wagon,
And didn’t stop mouthing ‘Doggone!’
But they were still Hinckley’s insane bullets for Reagan

A finally vomited me at the Temple of Dagon,
For a Philistine bow by The New Pagan,
Wherefore God sent me a stopping Shagan,
With jealous instructions for me in Legon;
 Into Smithereens blowing my wagon,
As idolatrous as Misguided Aaron...

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When I look on the white mans past     
And the tribes that never did last             
We have Reagan to thank
Indigenous profits, bank
Casinos, through the doors you'll pass






"Indian giver. When an Indian gives any thing, he expects to receive an equivalent, or to
have his gift returned."

"My slant differs somewhat slightly to the fact they were forced to give their lands away,
eventually time and Guilt made the modern white man see sense and return their lands somewhat"...

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