Short Puss Poems

the thumbed cat hungers

fried onions and pineapple

sweet and sour puss...

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probiotic peoples
potentiate permafrost
personalities ply
pleasure pious pretenders
promoting primal puss...

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I bought my dreaming boots on sale
for ten pounds and a cat
but only dream in feline now...
Can you imagine that?...

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Paper into landfill
Every day is cattle kill
Fish can't even breath

One pound of puss on your steak plate
But who cares because it tastes great....

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I loved it
When she walked naked
Into the bedroom
Only wearing
Her hiking boots
Kind of reminded me
Of a children’s
Bedtime story
… Well… sort of...

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My neighbour Cath visited me
cat followed, but Cath did not see
puss piddled then shat
on my Persian mat
it was a true catastrophe!

FICTION POEM

03/14/21...

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In spite of my charm and amazing good looks
Strange things happen and my life goes kaput
My charms aren't enough
To make up for that stuff
Till I look in the mirror at my gorgeous puss...

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Orgasmic deadly puss in an abyss of lies
Tantalizing eroticism excites 
Rotten flesh, broken dreams
Emptiness is all that’s left it seems
Sensual passion climbs to ecstasy
Burning lips quiver in your fiery inferno...

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Dead body laying in the gutter
puss dripping out like melted lumpy butter.
 
His dody lies
his mind still flies.
 
He feels deaths pains
within his vains.
 
Where he goes he does not know
Heaven or Hell
  the gutter he fell....

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There was I another puss in the cattery
Got sent down by a judge from Battersea
Two humans came so I took my chance
Showed them how I could preen and prance
Fortune struck and I landed on my feet
Now I’m the No.1 puss in the street!...

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I wish I could write
a simple poem like the kind
they read in church.
Poems with simple words 
"heart," and "soul," 
the kind that 
stay written down and chanted.
I am not
a sour puss.
My tear ducts open
just when the sentiment rushes.
I worship.
Why can't I write a hymn?...

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bittersweet vine
twist like pipe curls on a finger
blue birds sings

bird song arias
wake the sun-soaked cat napping
feathers fly

down laced twigs
incubate the Robin’s blue eggs
puss licks his whiskers

lofted sparrow hawk
warm basket of new born kittens
noon whistle...

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Cinderella
Lass knew
Glass shoe

The Emperor’s new clothes
So rich
No stitch

Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Sees Ted
Flees bed

Hansel and Gretel
Cake Home
Bake Crone

The Three little Pigs
Skilled pigs
Build digs

Puss in Boots
Odd that
Shod cat...

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Cowboy and Cowgirl BOOTS
Leather and Rubber BOOTS
Riding and Mucking BOOTS
Boot-Scootin' Boogie BOOTS
Ankle and Knee BOOTS
Steel-Toed, Stinky BOOTS
Puss n' Boots and Kinky BOOTS.

THIRD PLACE WINNER
written August 7, 2021
for "The Marmite Poem" poetry contest
sponsored by Natasha L Scragg...

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My Momma
-,••,•••-,•  •• ••, ••, ••-
Shii Ma, shii carbon copy, shii xerox copy
Shii spoon, choii bii style Niiguna Begay It's for me to know and for you to find out....
Momma , LAAAAAA YOU LOTS
NO MATTER HOW CUCKO WE ARE , I CAME FROM CUCKO PUSS....LOL, laaaaa you Mommmma...

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 I lived away in the Aussie bush, 
grey Cat escaped a smoky moosh {face},
 he was eating Brown Snakes,
 brought Rabbit for his Doggie mates,
 a smoky kind of Puss.

Puddys can be fierce hunters,
 they usually jump 3 feet in the air,
 when a brownie strikes at em. 
Quick or dead?

Don...

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Yesterday is sour puss,
And tomorrow's a cloud,
So enjoy the sugared moments
Of an only today.

Last week is where is she?
And next week is all wet.
Enjoy the sugared moments
Of an only today.

Last month is dead pussy
And next year's a drag.
Enjoy the sugared moments
Of an only today.





11/9/2015...

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stop telling me its going to
be alright, the monster is there
in my mind. I rock back and
forth in a lazy boy wishing
it could end me. im broken,
no good, hollowed out, i
split my skin just to see
could i really be me?
Am I hot puss filled to the brim
of self loathing? time to end it
my battered body holds no 
more heart and soul....

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A man I knew once,
A man I knew as friend.

Within his indenture he turned on us,
Fed up, we no longer could contend.

A man who asked so much from us,
Our support, so little we lend.

We weren’t there when he called on us,
We weren’t there to help him mend.

Left with guilt as vile as puss,
For we were negligent and dilatory in his sickened end.



04/20/13...

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fire rages through woods
katniss injured, climbs tree top…
a plan to survive  

mutant killer wasp
tracker jackers’ nest above…
entertaining games

poisonous stings ooze
with green puss and intense pain…
triumph applauded

Copyright © 2012 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Note:
Hunger Games is not a movie yet but an extraordinary series of books.
I can’t wait to see the movie!...

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Orange sun is out, and we're playing house
My pets are my kids-until puss sees mouse!
Mommy loves to water her gorgeous blooms
While dog and kitty rest, inside porch rooms.

This Saturday, childhood seems left behind
When we make-believe, as the time unwinds.
Soon Mommy serves lunch-of milk and a bone;
And sandwich for herself. Jay sings alone....

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Trump A Loser Who Likes Lusting

Trump will be loser who likes lusting;
His behavior discovered is disgusting,
Like a callus
Full of puss,
And never him have we been trusting.

Jim Horn

Trump Bearer of Bad News

Of bad news, Trump has been big bearer;
Causer and creator of troublesome terror;
Prefers pathetic path,
Full of much wreath;
A walking mistake indicated in each error.

Jim Horn...

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In a nursery rhyme there is a fiddling cat
who played while a cow jumped over the moon
Try, if you can, to imagine the sight of that.
And how can a dish run away with a spoon?

I tried to put pajamas on Snowy, my kitty.
Her claws dug into my skin like they were roots.
My pj cat ran away. What a pity.
I should trade her in for Puss In Boots




May 21, 2017
Juvenilia Contest
Written at age 10....

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He is our neighbour’s cat
every morning at coffee he waits at our door
on the mat

He looks at us 
and meows so we don’t ignore
the puss

his need
pet food some more!
feed

He is our neighbour’s cat
and meows so we don’t ignore
feed

2nd placement
written 15/04/2021
My pet Minuchu
Mohan Chutani sponsored
6,12,3 / 4,8,2, / 2,4,1/ 6,8,1 syllables with aba, cbc, dbd, abd rhyme...

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In bright orange blossom, dreamy afternoon meadow,
Stillness reigns as though time had nowhere to go.
And frolicking in summer, goes my puss in blooms,
Like children rollicking, with colorful balloons!

Soon scarlet butterfly visits the tip of his nose,
As starlight glitters, not caring whither it goes.
Running and bounding, like freedom's final chance,
Revelling in green days, before the years advance....

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