Short Pratt Poems
Short Pratt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pratt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pratt by length and keyword.
Wildlife 22
Wildlife 22
A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat,
Was eating a big lump of fat,
A guy that he knew,
Said "You can't! You're a Jew!"
He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"...
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Categories:
pratt, animal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My Summer Getaway
I need an escape
to the Exuma Cays
so I can navigate the tropical seas
and leave my footprints behind
on the unspoilt sand bars
in the glorious sun !
Written by : Mia Pratt,...
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Categories:
pratt, summer, vacation,
Form:
Free verse
The Unexplainable
The Unexplainable
By
Tom Wright
A fledging young magician named Joel Pratt,
Was quite adept at pulling things from a hat.
From a force of habit,
Out came the rabbit,
But he was supposed to have produced a cat.
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Categories:
pratt, magic,
Form:
Limerick
Budge It - Mr Budget
The budget is boring, George Osborne is a pratt *
Raising extra monies by taxing this and that
The deficit is crippling, but he hasn’t got a clue
To me, the next election seems long overdue!
* the spell-checker wanted to amend prat to part. I almost went with that suggestion, but couldn’t decide which part people would assume he was…...
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Categories:
pratt, funny, humorous, political,
Form:
Light Verse
Humor
Lil’s lost over two hundred and eighty pounds
Of ugly, useless and unwanted fat
Her best friend said “Lil you should be proud
You’ve finally divorced the bone idle pratt”
Some folk may find this poem funny
I guess humor is pretty subjective
But if it raises a chuckle or smile
I’ve achieved my goal and objective!...
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Categories:
pratt, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Familial Connections
Dad's youngest brother
is younger
than my brother:
Dad being the eldest
in his family,
my brother being
the eldest in mine.
Mother's sister
wed Dad's cousin.
Their offspring and I
are double cousins.
I crossed county lines
to choose a mate
totally unrelated.
Dream on.
Somewhere back there,
the name Pratt dangles
from both family trees....
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Categories:
pratt, cousin, family, marriage,
Form:
Narrative
Pandemonium
Pandemonium packs a powerful punch,
persisting pitifully in its path.
Such a pretentious, pernicious prat,
pilfering everything;
Producing panic.
I’ll make pandemonium pay;
Penning a poem that puts
Pratt pandemonium in it’s place,
permanently.
10-23-2020
Alliteration 004 (I prefer old poems) Poetry Contest
Poet Destroyer A...
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Categories:
pratt, conflict, confusion, grief, image, poems, poetry, stress,
Form:
Alliteration
Daddys home
mother spat
theres too much chat
inside playing ball
swinging the bat
childrren scurried
nervously sat
why do you bicker
behave like a brat
your fathers the same
acting the pratt
here he is now
his worn leather hat
home sweet home
says the welcome door mat
wipe off those grins
your wearing so fat
your punishmet stands
i promise you that
...
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Categories:
pratt, family,
Form:
Rhyme