Short Popeye Poems

Popeye has said
I am what I am
why weren't you happy Bruce?...

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never mind Popeye
Special K is my spinach 
check these muscles out...

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Popeye and Pluto
Fought a battle royal
   Over a thin vial
   Of virgin Olive Oil...

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There is this guy
They call him Popeye
He fell in love with an olive skinned lass
Only to be kicked out on his ass...

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           someone call
                 911
              popeye
          slipped in the
                 tub...

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Popeye the Sailorman,
Ate spinach right from the can.
It gave strength to his muscles,
To overcome Bluto's tussles.


6/18/13...

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Like the sun to the world,
You are my light.
Like spinach to Popeye,
You are my might.
You are my star,moon and everything right....

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The health bill crawls to a finish
thanks to that turncoat, Kucinich,
selling that socialist streak
that renders everyone weak
like Popeye without his spinach....

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At the check out I did a double take,
when I saw them my heart did palpitate,
Popeye the sailor,
Olive enamored,
Bluto stalking Olive wanting a date.







11-6-16...

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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'Ms. Flat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."...

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He eats all his spinach to make himself strong
To look good for the ladies, not that that's wrong
a pipe he wont smoke
but he'll give you a joke
Thought he was Jack but was Popeye all along...

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Popeye The Sailor Man


My name is Popeye the sailor man
I don't live in a big garbage can
I dis-like Spinach
strong to the finish
I'll cook your goose in a fying pan.


Written: 11/14/14
Theresa...

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O, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
   Olive tells me I yams what I am
     I likes me spinach in an omelet or souffle
     'Cos that's how the navy prepares it today
   O, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! (Toot-toot)...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly's like mine, a bowl full of jelly...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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I wanna be legendary
like the princess and the pea.
Live like a king you and me,
like Alladin and Jasmine.
Like Lil' Kim and Tiny Tim,
Like Donald Duck and Popeye.
Live like a Queen bee
in a honeycomb in a tree....

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Sea Hag at last got to Popeye
Spiked his spinach with Viagra (Oh my!)
Olive Oyl was overtly outraged and insulted
When a SCANDELOUS, sad affair soon after resulted...

Written on: 6/1/2015
Submitted for: Kim’s Clerihew contest...

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Giant was not super enough to find it
Sorceress bowed down to help him
From afar, Popeye and Stella goggling on 
What? The key or a bottle 
Who? The poets
The key is near somewhere around the lock
Around left, right, up, down very closed....

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Popeye
Eats spinach and feels spry
Gains superhuman strength
Keeps Bluto at arm’s length

Olive Oyl
Is Popeye’s foil
Often kidnapped by Bluto
Whom Popeye then punches to Pluto.


08.31.2021



For Joseph May's "Cleritoons" contest...

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Popeye 
A very muscular guy 
His love heart is loyal 
To Miss Olive Oyl 

Olive Oyl 
She makes Popeye's blood boil 
When Bruto is her man 
Popeye eats spinach, then... BING, BANG, BAM!  


Cleritoons Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Joseph May 
8/30/2021...

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Guinness Interruptus 

The sweet lass he was chasing was Finnish
but like Popeye he needed his spinach
to build up his strength
in longing and length
so he stopped for a flagon of Guinness


3/14/2017

submitted to – Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest...

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Popeye 

I’m a ruffian
I’m unrefined 
Still unpolished 
What’s mine is mine

I’m a ruffian
An un-tumbled stone
Got rough edges 
So I live all alone

I’m a ruffian
Like Popeye says
"I am what I am,
And that’s all that I am.”

By: Bill MacEachern
October 17, 2022...

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Saint Louie didn't like ravioli
And he wasn't much for mostaccioli
  So he went to Greenwich
  Had a taste of spinach
Louie screamed, "Unholy Poggioli!"




______________________________
Poggioli, according to the urban dic-
tionary, is a disease causing the male
genitals to swell and explode....

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I recall a time past when my Tuesday was smitten,
(Before being neutered she was my little sex kitten),
With a big one-eyed cat, my orange cat Popeye;
In heat, she walked beside him
With her front scrunched way down
And her butt in the air
And an urgent come-hither look in her eye.  

(Sept. 5, 2016)...

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