Short Pissed Poems

she's pissed
anger 
how could I...

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Pissed.  Don't mess with me.
Petty, irritable, losing.
I don't like this.
Sting....

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Scared out of my wits
   My family now in the pits--
      This veteran pissed.

A. Green...

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Anger is an emotion that couldn't be more wrong.
I never get pissed off, I only get pissed on....

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hate
trying to
attain
anger

drinking
trying to
attain
drunk

standing
unzipped
before
a urinal...

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your voice sends me into a whirlwind
trying to find my way out
i become pissed off
and disturbed at your thoughts...

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Pissed me off
Made me scratch my head
then laugh
Caused me to cry
and say "WOW!"
Gave me a yawn
and fall asleep
With a smile...

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I sit here eating vegectable soup
                             and im really pissed off
                       Cause I much rather have beef stew...

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Sometime during the night. 
The tabby pissed on my bible...
After a twenty-hour nap.
She demanded a treat and a scratch.
She must be a demo cat....

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A man tried to find his playlist
But had it wrapped around his wrist
He searched high and low
Even out in the snow
Realized it and boy he was pissed...

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I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
...

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I withstand three orgasms with no pissed
But it is the limit - and only then, 
I knocked the neighbor's wall with a fist
And demanded the activity end....

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Leaving the seat up

In the middle of the night

Makes one pissed off wife



haiku on probabilities contest/Marvin Celestial
7/20/2014
Greg Hoffman...

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What should I see here?
"System Error Five Hundred"
What does this thing mean?
My poetry disappeared.
Oh how that thing pissed me off!
...

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My dark fantasies are growing bleaker,
Blithely flogging this attention seeker,
Why am I so pissed?
This bore must insist,
To take all his phone calls on speaker....

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Don't understand some people..
They ask for honesty..
Yet when you tell them the truth..
They get pissed off at you.
It like dam,either way they're going to be mad....

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Taking the tractor without permission
He knew it would be trouble
Driving too fast
Luckily he was not hurt
But his dad WILL be pissed

© Poem – XV/VII/MMXXIV
LRET
...

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I may have to double-down
roll up my sleeves
shake things up,
get mad at something - anything,
but it's Sunday
so I think I will put off
being pissed off
until Monday....

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Head straight to the coffee pot after I pee
What happened this morning? Good god mercy me
Empty Folgers can
Was I pissed? Yes ma’am
(Four extra-large bags make a fine cup ‘o tea)...

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That was a massive wild pig indeed,
by a young Alabama boy shot dead,
but he should have let it live instead.
I feel so embarrassed and offended -
the poor animal's name was Fred!...

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bring on a monsoon 
you took on a monsoon 
A pissed off windy
he brought on a monsoon 
tied the ribbon tight
wanted to kiss the forehead 
he moved quick 
just to kiss the ribbon...

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Charles Dickens walked into a bar quite pissed
Seems in his latest reviews he was dissed
  To eat, 'Side of Linguini'
  To drink, 'Double Martini'
Bartender had to ask, 'Olive or Twist'...

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Woke up to take a wiz now cant fall back asleep,Oh well... at least I didnt stay asleep and 
wiz. Than this would be the oh  Crap pissed the bed post ..insteada the I cant go back to 
sleep post....

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a white girl 
with blue hair
and black lips
takes a selfie with Pandora's box
 
across the galaxy
light years away
an alien is pissed off 
telepathically crackling

cultural appropriation!...

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As Santa was reading his list,
he noticed the children he'd missed -
he reached for a drink
(it helps him to think),
but sadly he always gets pissed...

written 27th November for Tania's contest...

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