Short Pharmacist Poems

I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
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How can a virus make you feel so bad?
Bought all the potions the pharmacist had
My nose is red
Staying in bed
Using sick time being sick- makes me mad.........

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Once there was a pharmacist in Brazil
Visited by a duck standing very still
He shook his head
When the duck said,
"Give me some lip gloss and put it on my bill"...

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A man sought advice for his pains that persist.

Was told to see Gracie the cute pharmacist;

Built up so much his ego

He bypassed John’s gazebo,

Cured by the blue pill for his flacciditis.








19 July 2015

Note: My own take on the Trending Topic Started by Jack, Eve, Jan and JOhn...

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A smile to launch a thousand pills
and tablets and capsules and such,
an option to cure a thousand ills,
just ask her, it won't cost too much.

If you are in doubt ask her for advice,
her reply will be clear and expository,
but the question I know you have to avoid is...
'What should I do with this supository???'...

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A pharmacist his name was Clyde
He married a mail order bride
on their wedding night
he’s such a sad sight
his impotence can’t be denied

Went to see an erectile Guy
wanted to crawl in hole to die
Gave him the blue pill
Took wife on a thrill
She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh














02/28/2021...

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Shakespeare wrote that "Love is blind"

Lennon told us "Love is the flower you've got to let grow"

Proust believed "Love is space and time measured by the heart"

Segal said  "Love means never having to say you're sorry"

Yesterday, 
when I told a pharmacist that 
I have to inject my diabetic 
cat with insulin twice a day, 
she said "that sir, is truly love"

Who to believe?...

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The Heist of the Kidney Beans

By Elton Camp

In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab
Several times from the drug store some Lortab
The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped
Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped 

The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy
So a funny trick was what he decided to employ
Thief came but the pharmacist wanted to throttle
He found only kidney beans in the Lorbab bottle

(Note:  true story)...

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Bipolar bear drifting upon the omega iceberg.
Surrounded by a sea of salty self-pity.
Old blood on your teeth.
Nothing left to lean upon.
Nothing left to eat.

On the shore, the pharmacist juggles pills of false hope.
The tooth walkers laughing at the folly.
The warming camouflage is dying.
All weaknesses have been exposed.

A pod of orca peri scoping for an opening.
Bashing edges of the ice bear's shrinking ledge.
Soon the kerplunk of depression...
Bipolar bear is dead....

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