The Duck In the Pharmacy

Once there was a pharmacist in Brazil
Visited by a duck standing very still
He shook his head
When the duck said,
"Give me some lip gloss and put it on my bill"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 1/3/2018 9:38:00 PM
Love the put it on my bill duck humor Pat; thanks for chuckle!~Che :)
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Date: 1/4/2018 7:26:00 AM
Well, you're certainly welcome there Cheryl. Just chuckle away!....And thanks to you for commenting!!.....80)
Date: 1/2/2018 6:54:00 PM
Very good and funny Pat, great write thank you for sharing, take care....Vera
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Date: 1/3/2018 3:01:00 PM
Thank you Vera. Thank you for taking the time to comment!. I'm glad you liked it!
Date: 1/2/2018 5:20:00 PM
Oh boy Pat. lip gloss for something without lips, that is funny. Thanks
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Date: 1/3/2018 2:59:00 PM
Thanks Carlos, glad you liked it. I guess they don't have bill gloss yet, but who knows maybe someday!.....80)
Date: 1/2/2018 3:39:00 PM
Lol! Love this, Pat. Very witty!
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Date: 1/2/2018 4:59:00 PM
Thanks Rhoda!! Glad it brought a smile!..........pat
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