What a Night

A pharmacist his name was Clyde
He married a mail order bride
on their wedding night
he’s such a sad sight
his impotence can’t be denied

Went to see an erectile Guy
wanted to crawl in hole to die
Gave him the blue pill
Took wife on a thrill
She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh














02/28/2021

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Eve Roper

Date: 3/21/2021 8:56:00 PM

Great limericks, Alexis, congratulations! Hugs Eve

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/20/2021 4:56:00 PM

Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limericks!

Alexis Y.
Date: 3/20/2021 7:54:00 PM

Hi Tania, You sponsored a good contest. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2021 3:03:00 PM

So funny. It made more work for him. Love this. Congrats, my friend.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/20/2021 12:28:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo cute. Have a blessed day/weekend...............

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/19/2021 5:14:00 PM

Congratulations on your win Alexis, thes are hilarious Limericks ~ Belle :-)

Jan Allison

Date: 3/19/2021 4:18:00 PM

Many congrats on your win Alexis, great string of limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 3/19/2021 8:36:00 PM

Hi Jan, I appreciate your help with the revised version of this one. Have a wonderful evening my friend:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/1/2021 8:54:00 AM

Haha, the magic blue pill has saved many marriages. Good luck in the contest Alexis. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/1/2021 2:42:00 AM

Poor Clyde..Since he was a pharmacist, I bet he was intelligent and very persistent in personality. Sara

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 2/28/2021 10:27:00 PM

I need to take many pills. Not one of them is blue, alas.

Eve Roper

Date: 2/28/2021 9:08:00 PM

hahaha, Alexis, good one. Thank you for your visit on my poem, “ Harbinger Birds of Spring” and leaving a wonderful compliment and congratulations. Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/28/2021 6:53:00 PM

I think the name Jake has thrown me for a loop. Those little pills can be quite effective.

Alexis Y.
Date: 2/28/2021 8:12:00 PM

I also tried to write a “ bawdy “ Limerick, but I think I failed miserably:-)Alexis

Alexis Y.
Date: 2/28/2021 7:02:00 PM

Hi Andrea, I wanted to say him and best friend Jake took Gals on a double date,but it was to many syllables. I appreciate that you stopped by this evening:-) Alexis