Alexis Y. Poet Limerick

What a Night

A pharmacist his name was Clyde
He married a mail order bride
on their wedding night
he’s such a sad sight
his impotence can’t be denied

Went to see an erectile Guy
wanted to crawl in hole to die
Gave him the blue pill
Took wife on a thrill
She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh














02/28/2021

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Eve Roper March 21, 2021 at 8:56 PM Great limericks, Alexis, congratulations! Hugs Eve

Tania Kitchin March 20, 2021 at 4:56 PM Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limericks! Alexis Y. March 20, 2021 at 7:54 PM Hi Tania, You sponsored a good contest. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2021 at 3:03 PM So funny. It made more work for him. Love this. Congrats, my friend.

Paula Goldsmith March 20, 2021 at 12:28 PM Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo cute. Have a blessed day/weekend...............

Beryl Edmonds March 19, 2021 at 5:14 PM Congratulations on your win Alexis, thes are hilarious Limericks ~ Belle :-)

Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 4:18 PM Many congrats on your win Alexis, great string of limericks:-) hugs jan xx Alexis Y. March 19, 2021 at 8:36 PM Hi Jan, I appreciate your help with the revised version of this one. Have a wonderful evening my friend:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham March 1, 2021 at 8:54 AM Haha, the magic blue pill has saved many marriages. Good luck in the contest Alexis. Tom

Sara Kendrick March 1, 2021 at 2:42 AM Poor Clyde..Since he was a pharmacist, I bet he was intelligent and very persistent in personality. Sara

Victor Buhagiar February 28, 2021 at 10:27 PM I need to take many pills. Not one of them is blue, alas.

Eve Roper February 28, 2021 at 9:08 PM hahaha, Alexis, good one. Thank you for your visit on my poem, “ Harbinger Birds of Spring” and leaving a wonderful compliment and congratulations. Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich February 28, 2021 at 6:53 PM I think the name Jake has thrown me for a loop. Those little pills can be quite effective. Alexis Y. February 28, 2021 at 8:12 PM I also tried to write a “ bawdy “ Limerick, but I think I failed miserably:-)Alexis Alexis Y. February 28, 2021 at 7:02 PM Hi Andrea, I wanted to say him and best friend Jake took Gals on a double date,but it was to many syllables. I appreciate that you stopped by this evening:-) Alexis

Joseph May February 28, 2021 at 4:46 PM Lol.. Nice Lim Alexis, Did you write your Tetractys yet? Alexis Y. February 28, 2021 at 4:57 PM Hi Joseph, Thank you so much. I did write my Tetractys it's called New School. I appreciate that you stopped by. Have a great day:-)Alexis

Gershon Wolf February 28, 2021 at 3:50 PM Maybe Clyde's growth was stunted, by the guilt he felt, given his 1st wife back home there... lol. Cute limerick, Alexis. :) gw

Janice Canerdy February 28, 2021 at 2:29 PM What a difference a little blue pill makes! Very amusing, Alexis. Janice

Judy Ball February 28, 2021 at 1:12 PM Too cute Alexis. It brought a needed smile to my face. God Bless, JB