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What a Night

A pharmacist his name was Clyde He married a mail order bride on their wedding night he’s such a sad sight his impotence can’t be denied Went to see an erectile Guy wanted to crawl in hole to die Gave him the blue pill Took wife on a thrill She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh 02/28/2021

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Date: 3/21/2021 8:56:00 PM
Great limericks, Alexis, congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 4:56:00 PM
Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limericks!
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Alexis Y.
Date: 3/20/2021 7:54:00 PM
Hi Tania, You sponsored a good contest. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
Date: 3/20/2021 3:03:00 PM
So funny. It made more work for him. Love this. Congrats, my friend.
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Date: 3/20/2021 12:28:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo cute. Have a blessed day/weekend...............
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Date: 3/19/2021 5:14:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Alexis, thes are hilarious Limericks ~ Belle :-)
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Date: 3/19/2021 4:18:00 PM
Many congrats on your win Alexis, great string of limericks:-) hugs jan xx
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Alexis Y.
Date: 3/19/2021 8:36:00 PM
Hi Jan, I appreciate your help with the revised version of this one. Have a wonderful evening my friend:-) Alexis
Date: 3/1/2021 8:54:00 AM
Haha, the magic blue pill has saved many marriages. Good luck in the contest Alexis. Tom
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Date: 3/1/2021 2:42:00 AM
Poor Clyde..Since he was a pharmacist, I bet he was intelligent and very persistent in personality. Sara
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Date: 2/28/2021 10:27:00 PM
I need to take many pills. Not one of them is blue, alas.
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Date: 2/28/2021 9:08:00 PM
hahaha, Alexis, good one. Thank you for your visit on my poem, “ Harbinger Birds of Spring” and leaving a wonderful compliment and congratulations. Hugs Eve
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Date: 2/28/2021 6:53:00 PM
I think the name Jake has thrown me for a loop. Those little pills can be quite effective.
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Alexis Y.
Date: 2/28/2021 8:12:00 PM
I also tried to write a “ bawdy “ Limerick, but I think I failed miserably:-)Alexis
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Alexis Y.
Date: 2/28/2021 7:02:00 PM
Hi Andrea, I wanted to say him and best friend Jake took Gals on a double date,but it was to many syllables. I appreciate that you stopped by this evening:-) Alexis
Date: 2/28/2021 4:46:00 PM
Lol.. Nice Lim Alexis, Did you write your Tetractys yet?
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Alexis Y.
Date: 2/28/2021 4:57:00 PM
Hi Joseph, Thank you so much. I did write my Tetractys it's called New School. I appreciate that you stopped by. Have a great day:-)Alexis
Date: 2/28/2021 3:50:00 PM
Maybe Clyde's growth was stunted, by the guilt he felt, given his 1st wife back home there... lol. Cute limerick, Alexis. :) gw
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Date: 2/28/2021 2:29:00 PM
What a difference a little blue pill makes! Very amusing, Alexis. Janice
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Date: 2/28/2021 1:12:00 PM
Too cute Alexis. It brought a needed smile to my face. God Bless, JB
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