Short Penicillin G Poems

Sir Alexander Fleming
Caught many a lemming
To try his Penicillin
On the bacteria that was killing...

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Certain stuff’s better left hidden
Eden has fruit that’s forbidden
Pandora’s sweet box
Might release toxic pox
So where’s the pills penicillin?...

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The Story of Miss Quilla the Barefoot School Teacher part 1

Quirky Quilla has need of Penicillin 
Someone in the class a villain
Wrote bad things on the walls and books
Miss Quilla a  teacher who's barefoot
And step on a sharp crayon
Clumsy Dennis Droppet
 Just had drop it 


7/1/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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Like a dose of penicillin,
beverage extraordinaire,
it warms you when you're chillin',
just relaxin' in your chair.

In times of tribulation
when you cannot see the light,
choose the tried and true libation, 
a brew'll set you right.

The healing virtues of this potion
must not be misconstrued,
every Englishman'll tell ya
that a cuppa'll fix your mood!...

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...for my fellow Englishmen


Lanky penicillin,
beverage extraordinaire!
Warms you when you're chillin',
relaxin' in your chair.

In times of tribulation
when you cannot see the light,
choose the tried and true libation -
a brew will set you right!

The healing virtues of this potion
must not be misconstrued;
it's every Lanky's notion
that a cuppa'll fix your mood!...

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7 year old skateboarder young boy with long braided Locs;
Overpowered by powerful frocks;
Skateboarding over wooden boxes;
fell hard,  knees scarred;
Was impaled by a rusty nail;
 Went to ER had a passionate nurse 
She asked the boy which ouchy he wanted soothe first;
She was like penicillin she stuck a needle in his buttocks the, filled with a shot of tetanus?...

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Like a dose of penicillin,
beverage extraordinaire,
it warms you when you're chillin',
relaxing in your chair.

In times of tribulation
when you cannot see the light,
choose the tried and true libation -
a brew will set you right!

The healing virtues of this potion
must not be misconstrued;
it's every Lanky's* notion
that a cuppa'll fix your mood!

              ********

*for a Lancashire person, a province in the north of England...

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Moonlight Romance 

It was in Peru
And the moon was full
Working long hours, I went early 
To bed and didn`t see the moon that often
I had gone ashore where I met Maria in a bar
We walked down to the beach 
Sat on an upturned rowing boat looking at Luna
Naturally, we made love on satin sand
Slept entwined 

She walked back to the bar I walked onboard
Happy and thinking how wonderful life was
Five days later I needed an injection of penicillin....

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Why ? Is it I'm behind and when you're in debt 
You're in the rears ?
When you're late you pay a fine,
it costs you patience monies and time 
Credit deteriorating fathom gross abundance 
Payments lost you are shot in the back 
In the rear behind buttocks with penicillin 
In the buttocks medicine can't stop smallpox 
In the rears payment and debt 
Your crimes your financial debts ends when you're Dead?


12/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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...for my fellow Englishmen (and women!)


Lanky penicillin,
beverage extraordinaire!
warms you when you're chillin',
just relaxin' in your chair.

In times of tribulation
when you cannot see the light,
choose the tried and true libation 
'cos a brew will set you right!

The healing virtues of this potion
must not be misconstrued,
it's every Lanky's notion
that a cuppa'll fix your mood!


Note: A 'Lanky' is a person from Lancashire,
         ...a northwest English county....

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