Short Pb Poems

Glenn beck saw you
and teal'c was in the room what
wine did you drink pb banana man?...

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Grab the bread take two peices
With peanut buter
You are not making reeses
Add you some jelly
The best in the hood
Take a bite....
GOOD!...

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Creatures from the deep blue lagoon
  Surrounded the sleeping baboon
    They poked him in the belly
    Out came strawberry jelly
  Opened up a brand New Delhi!...

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Don't be sad, coz sad spelt backwards is das
And das ain't good, know what I mean, lasses and lads
Try happy instead
A PB and jelly spread
Stay positive, set your world on the right path...

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Don't be sad, coz sad spelled backward is das
And das ain't goot, know what I mean, lasses and lads
Try happy instead
A PB and jelly spread
Stay positive, set your world on the right path...

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I'm an 80 year old duffer with a great big belly
Because of my love of toast with PB and jelly
A favourite of mine
Since the beginning of time
All I do is lie on the couch and watch the telly...

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It’s a sad way to remember “Old Elvis,”
a man who did more than most with his pelvis.
Must have moved it to a feverous Las Vegas pitch,
trying to move his last fried PB and banana samitch!



The “KING” died on the throne!...

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A brilliant child a bit wild
learning disabled not her style.

Creative redress 

Reading a puzzle for this child
pb and d’s all made her smile

She’d pass the test.

A brilliant teacher not child
creatively challenging wild.

Creative address....

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Concrete jail like walls,
Butterflies flying around in my stomach, 
Friends,
Art,
Pottery,
Noise,
Strangers,
Wandering around in a big school,
Mouthwatering PB and J for lunch,
Depressing,
Never ending day,
Pencils,
Pens,
Eyes drooping from exhaustion,
Smiles, 
Confusion....

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Nightingale perched in solitude 
wrapped in words, that protect against this world

Lusty branches 
lie fallow 
stark avian beauty 
flys into my sad dreams,

Still
my songbird chooses
to sing, to shake the night
I, a captive blackbird
tied 
bound 
to her soft melody
I float
on notes
of winter joy

PB...

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sounds the same but i made you miss the
oh
would you say oh Kay are you
OK where does he go from hear
wait that's the wrong spelling of
Here is wear i make it in
tear resting
Oh kay someone call for an Ambulance,,,, not you Kay
now the where that was there
Was mean
t
--r
----i
------c
----------k
-------------l
----------------e almost like a trick that has been Pb...

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Thank you for taking this journey with me.

I am 18 years old and in college.

I'm doing my best to adjust to my new life here.

Everyone is friendly and more than willing to help.

This will most likely be my last poem on this account

I hope you like this one.

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Interpret this however you will, but don't tell the government my secret!

I don't wanna go down like Julius (CEASAR)!...

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PB & J
 
when the bucks are 
running few and far between
and my ribs are starting 
to poke through my skin
there's one way I can win
 
only then will the old faithful
peanut butter and jelly 
sandwich pull me through
 
it's too hard to feel blue
when your belly is full 
of something that you've eaten 
since you were two
 
screw all of you 
with your fancy meals
peanut butter and jelly
seals the aches and
 pains of this tummy
just like mummy
 used to make...

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So quick ... so easy ... even
    Nutritious to those who know.
        A small child, in a few heartbeats,
            Can put one together to grow.

Its simplicity is utilitarian,
    Both in beauty and its form.
        As desire gains popularity, by
            Constant requests for the snacking norm.

With great taste nearly universal,
    It also quiets a hungry belly.
        And that's just part of the magic,
            Of the so-called, peanut butter & jelly....

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