Short Patrons Poems

Short Patrons Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Patrons by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Patrons by length and keyword.


Premium Member a geek's bonus

An unshaven programmer tech
Drooled java on a Starbucks deck
His net earnings grew
As fooled patrons threw
Dinero to pay for his check
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Clerihew Donatello

Donatello the greatest sculptor of his day
with his nude he  held sway
Keeping close to his patrons,Medici
who settled bills& paid him a fee
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member lonely baker

once a breadmaker named peas

his shop it smelled of stale cheese

so patrons complained

and a court arraigned

he'd open after a breeze.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Bartenders

Bartenders are like Priest
on confession days

They listen contently to
their patrons
with open ears,
give advise,
then send them
on their way

Premium Member High Pianist

A gifted pianist named Xavier
is known for some funny behaviour.
He likes to smoke hash
(which patrons find rash)
whilst playing Bach’s Well-Tempered Clavier.
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Mister Lucky

A professional wrestler of gators
Tried his luck as a restaurant waiter
   He'd feint and he'd juke
   Many patrons puked
Seafood business surprisingly cratered
Form: Limerick

I Rest My Case

Men brood their loss and lie in jail
until their patrons pay their bail.
And then they lie upon the stand,
arresting truth on shifting sand.

written February 6, 2012
Form: Grook

Premium Member Blind Drunk

A blind poet stumbles into a bar
Counts the number of drunk patrons there are
   Adds up all the burps
   Plus all the loud slurps
Drives them home in his brand-new sports car
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Modern Art At Its Finest

That magnificent canvas on the museum wall
  Is it a bubble, a bauble, a bird -- or nothing at all?
Its mystery the artist masterfully disguised 
  So patrons will its enigma forever analyze
Form: Rhyme

Preaching To the Choir

News to confirm,
and not to inform

A slap on the back,
new patrons reborn

To pander or slander,
a partisan line

No minds to be changed
—their chorus reminds

(Dreamsleep: February, 2021)
Form: Rhyme

Extremist Mostly Avoidable

for sociology, politics, economics
theology or any other ethics
extremity
in human character
at every step of life
patrons terrorism!

extremist
mostly avoidable!



-July 26, 2019 Chattogram
Form:

Diner In the News

By Angeline Vine

The rats were lively
falling from ceiling tiles
running for an open door
some had no tails
and later their photos were 
on the news 

The patrons were eating 
spaghetti and meatballs

Premium Member The Beautician's Magic

There once a lady who worked magic If not for curling iron, 'twould be tragic With a quick shampoo she cleaned Telling stories from other's she's gleaned Patrons leave as though renewed estatic
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Crepes

Dreamt of the cute waitress who served us last night Frequent patrons of this eatery, crepes are dynamite But the bonus is her hugs Entering and leaving that I love Especially when she offers her yummy dessert delight
Form: Limerick

After the Storm

burst of rapid energy
voluptuous curves of
your flirting innocence
angels intoxicated by the
patrons of branded love
dance in the mouth of a
surreptitious storm
witnessing the loud past
of a circulating wind
we are making
our bed
Form:

Premium Member Woe Be Gone

books feel no pain though tattered and torn. not pricked with voodoo precision, chiseled at the gums. my upturned smile borrows misery. I can not turn the pages. the patrons read my lips "woe be gone"

Premium Member The Concert

The piano preening proudly center-stage
Her keys dazzling diamonds
While patrons crane stiff collars
To steal an unfettered look.
The lights dim, pin-drop silence
As the soloist, majestic, breathes deep
  ~ An elegant flick of his wrist
Form: Imagism

Premium Member Crepes

Dreamt of the yummy waitress who served us last night Frequent patrons of this eatery whose crepes are dynamite But the bonus is her hugs Entering and leaving that I love Especially when she offers her yummy dessert delight
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Crepes

Dreamt of the yummy young thing that served us last night Frequent patrons of this eatery whose crepes are dynamite But the bonus is her hugs Entering and leaving that I love Especially when she offers her yummy dessert delight
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member She Kept 'Em In Stitches

She was a jolly seamstress Miss Gritches

     Who was a whiz at patchin' men's britches

          And alterin' ladies skirts

                And sewin' buttons on shirts

                     'Twas said she kept her patrons in 'stitches'
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Sahara Is Another Vast Sea

The Sahara is another vast sea
   Of zero-edge horizons
And remote hours of austerity
   For "sailors" upon caravans

And the Sun beams mercilessly
   And seems cruel to patrons
Until the Wind scoffs haggardly
   And reshapes its art of dunes.
Form: Rhyme

They Were Born Lucky

Eagles make  nests in them
Vagaries of life stamp their backs
Blood delicious for mosquitoes
Ghosts of hatred pay regular visits
Patrons of hunger pray for them
Exploited but paid well they are
With currencies of negligence
And gift  packages of mockery

Premium Member writer earwiggs other restaurant patrons

The writer earwigged her way through town
Looking harmless as she sat down
Ordering pancakes and staying for hours
Making notes of conversation showers
Eavesdropping on people from every direction
Sometimes ordering an extra coffee or sweet little confection.
Form: Rhyme

The Mouse With the Hat

he wore a tiny boater hat,
	my mouse who played guitar,
and patrons at the local pub
	cheered, "wow, you've got a star!"
but then some talent-scout came in
	while mouse strummed on the bar …
"because he cannot sing," he groused,
	"he'll never make it far."
© David Bose  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Not The Marquee

I’m the venue not the marquee,
shining brighter than a bold glow.
Air flooding thick curtains you see,
I’m the venue not the marquee.
That shrill thrill chases energy
amplifying patrons gung-ho.
I’m the venue not the marquee,
shining brighter than a bold glow.
Form: Triolet

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