Short Pastor Poems

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Short Pastor poem by chipepo lwele| Details |

THE LORD MANIFOLD GLORIFICATION

I adore my LORD,
More than a pastor,pope
or muhammad.
And I am highly favoured
and blessed.
For I adore to exault the
LORD,above all creature!

Copyright © chipepo lwele | Year Posted 2013

Short Pastor poem by Janice Canerdy| Details |

Post-Thanksgiving Request


Dear Pastor, please feel free 
to preach the truth to me
on lying, prying, crying,
on trying, sighing, dying
but, I beg, not gluttony.

Copyright © Janice Canerdy | Year Posted 2015

Short Pastor poem by Paul Schneiter| Details |

Quick Cleric

There was a pastor named Caste
Whose habit of swearing was vast.
Some said his firing was near
But Caste cited nothing to fear
“You see, I repent too _____ fast.”

Copyright © Paul Schneiter | Year Posted 2015

Short Pastor poem by Maurice Rigoler| Details |

Libertine Politician

A libertine politician in Pastor Snerd’s town
has proposed – imagine! – a nudist colony.
Neighbors, all women incidentally,
plan to expose the politician with a dressing down.

Copyright © Maurice Rigoler | Year Posted 2018

Short Pastor poem by harry horsman| Details |

Yorkshire Humour 8

A Pastor restoring a picture frame
needed to replace some gold leaf,
upon asking the girl
at the Hardware shop.
“Do you have any gilt?”
She replied
“Sometimes it’s overpowering”

Copyright © harry horsman | Year Posted 2010

Short Pastor poem by Jacqueline R. Mendoza| Details |

Pope

Greek from pappas= father
Successor of apostle St. Peter
Bishop of Rome
Resides over a college of bishops
As Father Christ's Vicar, representative
Supreme pastor, priest and teacher of the Church

Copyright © Jacqueline R. Mendoza | Year Posted 2013

Short Pastor poem by john williams| Details |

NEEDY PASTOR

     The pastor was feeling quite blue,
       Pennies on his plate were few,
       So he gave a blazing rendition
     On the church's tithing tradition
 And the pennies on his plate soon grew.

Copyright © john williams | Year Posted 2016

Short Pastor poem by harry horsman| Details |

Yorkshire Humour 7

a Pastor upon reading his sermon
was unconcerned when some of his flock
began to look at their watches
but grew a little more apprehensive
when removing them to shake violently
to see if they were still working.

Copyright © harry horsman | Year Posted 2011

Short Pastor poem by Gregory Golden| Details |

Lord Know Your Pastor

The stained glass windows of
The Old Southern Baptist Church
Blinked both eyes at, 
The black robed pastor
Today, we need a testimony 
Glorifying these wings of glory
Hallelujah sweet Jesus
Everlasting grace, amen

Copyright © Gregory Golden | Year Posted 2009

Short Pastor poem by Curtis Moorman| Details |

Good Friday

GOOD FRIDAY

We all call it Good Friday
It was really good for the sinner
Death won round one
But on Sunday, we crown the winner


	Kyle Giddens
	Pastor, Olivet Baptist Church
	Dublin, Georgia
	(Used by permission)

Copyright © Curtis Moorman | Year Posted 2013

Short Pastor poem by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu| Details |

My primary Three memory Card

Cat is chasing fat rat
Cook is burning paper
My classroom is dusty
I come to school on foot
Baby is crying for milk
Mother is kneeling down
Bird is drinking dirty water
Pastor is saying prayers
I live in Africa continent

Copyright © Solomon Ochwo-Oburu | Year Posted 2017

Short Pastor poem by Robert A. Dufresne| Details |

Wisdom Dictates- Five Second Sermon

Pastor sermonized,
one fine Sunday years ago
about gossiping.
No one ever forgot it.
“Gossip hurts. Shut your big mouths!” 


for John Freeman's "Sayings of Wisdom" Contest.
     Pure, simplistic and easy to understand. : ) 8/4/11

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2011

Short Pastor poem by Curtis Moorman| Details |

A Man Called Pilate

A MAN CALLED PILATE

A man called Pontius Pilate
In order to prevent a riot
Had Jesus killed
The Scriptures fulfilled
Now Christians need not be quiet


	Kyle Giddens
	Pastor, Olivet Baptist Church
	Dublin, Georgia
(Used by permission)

Copyright © Curtis Moorman | Year Posted 2013

Short Pastor poem by Robert L. Hinshaw| Details |

Sick Of It All

He'd led his flock for years, did Pastor Sam.

   His fold caught him in a lecherous scam.

      So instead of getting fired,

         He 'medically' retired.

            They were sick of him and he sick of them!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2017

Short Pastor poem by Maurice Rigoler| Details |

Out of the Mouths of Babes


To a little boy the pastor
asked this question:
And what are you taking home
from Sunday school today
to share with mommy and daddy? 
Without the least hesitation
he said: Jesus' lesson about gluttony
and a few cookies, but I see 
you’ve eaten them all already.

Copyright © Maurice Rigoler | Year Posted 2018

Short Pastor poem by Sarita Milliner| Details |

Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday


Early to church, for the AM service flow,
Songs of affirmation, as the Pastor welcomes the foal. 
Excitement is in the air, signs of love and sacrifice,
On this resurrection Sunday, symbols’ of restored life.

Written By: Sarita A. Milliner © 3/27/16

Copyright © Sarita Milliner | Year Posted 2016

Short Pastor poem by Joseph May| Details |

midnight bells

The bells tolled till midnight
another soul lost the fight
At the wake many tears were shed
funerals are for the living, not the dead
the eulogy was done by Pastor  Fred
who spoke of fire and brimstone instead
At the cemetery  we bid our last goodbye
and laid him to rest under a sad gray sky

Copyright © Joseph May | Year Posted 2012

Short Pastor poem by Rae Stegall| Details |

Don't Want To Live

I don't want to live,
my hearts beating faster,
I don't want to live,
I don't need no stupid pastor,
I don't want to live,
To move my body your going to need that caster,
I don't want to live,
and you can't make me,
I don't want to live,
Please here my plea,
I don't want to live,
Please just see.

Copyright © Rae Stegall | Year Posted 2007

Short Pastor poem by Billy TheKidster| Details |

The Blood Of Christ

"Take of this and drink, for this is my blood,"
said the pastor at Sunday mass in my neighborhood.
I asked the reverend,"Is this truly the blood of Christ most divine?"
"Yes it is my son," was the pastor's reply.
I then said to him after drinking the wine,
"Holy crap, that guy must have been wasted all of the time!"

Copyright © Billy TheKidster | Year Posted 2011

Short Pastor poem by Timothy Hicks| Details |

Holy Humor

Jehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets

Pious
Fly-ahs

Catholic Church During Halloween

Scary
Mary

Scrabble Night With Missionaries

Wordy
Clergy

Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons

Master
Pastor

Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex

Lama
Drama

Sea Anemone Makes Amends

Moral
Coral

Copyright © Timothy Hicks | Year Posted 2014

Short Pastor poem by Christopher Flaherty| Details |

Discovering

Let there be Light !
Let me show you the world
Through my eyes

See what underlies
The revolving sky's 

Said the Pastor to the sheep

The future is bleak
When there is nothing left to be inherited by the meek

With the Planet bounding like a yoyo on a string
As it has run out of secrects worth discovering 


Copyright © Christopher Flaherty | Year Posted 2018

Short Pastor poem by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu| Details |

Rich Pastor

Rich pastor
preached, looted, lied
much wealth he got
Ten million dollars
he kept saying;
“put this in my coffin
some I’ll use to bribe
Angels at check-points
when I reach heaven
I’ll offer God the rest
to work out quick entry
and high place in heaven
that happens on earth
happens in heaven
the Lord has spoken"

Copyright © Solomon Ochwo-Oburu | Year Posted 2017

Short Pastor poem by Louis Borgo| Details |

Its Complication

A pastor a speech a warm of a tea
A lonely night ten for a cheer
A break of ladder a tree for green
A lost of faith a hype of a bee
A coin a flip shift of wind
A thieve words of belief
A come a leaver a door open
A witness come a belief
A night a fairy shield the will
A home start of kin
A question leave for a storm.

Copyright © Louis Borgo | Year Posted 2017

Short Pastor poem by Crystal Seals| Details |

'MYOB"

MOMMA MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS 
TAKING ADVICE I WILL HAVE TO THINK
TWICE,
MARRIAGE IS A WONDERFUL INSTITUTION
THE PASTOR KINDLY REMINDED US OF THE
THREE FOLD CORD AND IT EXCLUDED YOU.....

MOMMA MIND YOUR MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD AND
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
THANKS!................

Copyright © Crystal Seals | Year Posted 2010

Short Pastor poem by Donal Mahoney| Details |

Sundays with Walter

On Sundays Walter gives Pastor Joe 
magazines to read along with  
comments on his sermons.

The pastor loves the magazines 
but Walter is leaving for another city 
so no more magazines for Pastor Joe

and no more comments about his sermons.
Pastor Joe will miss Walter's magazines  
but he won’t miss Sundays with Walter.


Donal Mahoney

Copyright © Donal Mahoney | Year Posted 2017