Robert Gorelick Poet Limerick

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Impure Thoughts

My pastor scowled, where have your nasty thoughts been?
You must know every impure thought is a sin!
But my mind kept transgressing
There was JLO undressing!
He said do as I do, and poured me some gin

1/21/23

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Michael Tor January 24, 2023 at 4:14 PM What kind of Pastor do you have? lol. Thanks for sharing Robert and the smile on my face... Robert Gorelick January 25, 2023 at 3:13 PM The fun-loving kind.

Harry Horsman January 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM Oh, how one thing can lead to another, love your Limerick. Robert.. Harry Robert Gorelick January 25, 2023 at 3:13 PM I've been led to worse, learned a few lessons along the way. Thanks for the compliment and try to keep cool down there! I've always wanted to visit Perth. Robert

Tom Cunningham January 22, 2023 at 3:29 AM Lol, as long as you don't act on them you won't be arrested. Tom Robert Gorelick January 22, 2023 at 11:27 AM "Whiskey, Tabacco, and Wild Women" I gotta a clean record, I don't know about my pastor!

Gershon Wolf January 21, 2023 at 7:11 PM I guess when the pastor is blind drunk, he won't notice JLO anymore, eh?! Robert Gorelick January 22, 2023 at 11:25 AM Wouldn't count on it, just too tired.