Clerical Error

Patrick, an old country Pastor
Who's parish was getting hard to master
He performed christenings galore.
Last month forty-four.
He wished the women ran faster.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
November 20, 2020 at 6:20 PM
So clever and funny! Bawdy fun!
Theraven Avatar
October 27, 2020 at 7:47 AM
Shirley, Fourty-four is a lucky number for fast running suitors. -Richard
Hawkins Avatar
October 27, 2020 at 4:48 PM
The pastor has since retired .....
One Avatar
October 25, 2020 at 12:30 PM
Ha! Good one!
Hawkins Avatar
November 19, 2020 at 9:37 PM
Thank you. I liked the Ha!
Leffanta Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 12:21 PM
Well done! Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
Hawkins Avatar
November 19, 2020 at 9:34 PM
G/Day Rico Pleased it made you laugh...
Allison Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 4:44 AM
the punch line is hilarious Shirley!:-) hugs jan xx
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