Short Passive Aggressive Poems

Your passive aggressive pity party is
 blacking out your potential....

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You give me questions.
Most of which I can answer.
Tested. Algebra......

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- - - - - 
so tired of fighting
passive aggressive B S
- marriage made in hell
- - - - -...

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Leader
Confident, assertive
Leading, aiding, helping,
Friends, admirers, haters, destroyers
Gossiping, bossing, glaring
Passive, aggressive
Follower...

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Silently undermining
Oh, what sneaky saboteur! 
Simmering vindictiveness
'Neath his warm veneer



Date written: 01/23/2022...

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He's passive-aggressive,
Controlling, it's true.
If you will let him
He'll control you, too.

No friends for you, 
You've got him,
It is true.

He thinks he's the best
That you'll ever do.
He's mean,
He's obscene.

He'll demean,
He's not clean,
He was not forseen....

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We're obsessive, compulsive, good looking, repulsive..

Ever blameful with our faultless sight..

We're passive aggressive..

We're manic depressive..

We're even bipolar, that's right..

We're psychotic, neurotic..

Free wheeling, robotic..

From the day into the night.....

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You bring your own tribe
Of negative vibes
You make that dumb face
That cuts like knives

It’s passive aggressive 
And too excessive 
The littlest thing
Your manic depressive

Your anger is stout
And when it’s let out
Everyone’s affected
By the words you shout

You couldn’t care less
You’re truly, a mess 
But we all keep quiet
Or no one will rest...

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holding her head still
she’s offended
her face frozen
expressionless
like she practiced
a thousand times
her teeth clenched
veins popping at her temple
she bites her lip
appalled
enraged
but not a word
poisoned darts
tucked in her pocket



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Submitted on June 2, 2020 for contest BRIAN'S SELECT 2 sponsored by BRIAN STRAND...

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puzzles puzzles
they write in rhyme 
encrypted messages
poisoned in hate
guesses in the dark
surmising
unable to say the truth
denying
hiding
play nice
yet still
there is the knife
Friendship taken for more
what awful gore
innuendos galore

the truth is out
read the encryptions
read the lines
following suit
following suit
this message
will self destruct

IN YOUR MIND

Eileen M...

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Ex lovebirds of 
the tamest passion can turn 
so predatory.

Passive aggressive
schoolboys who mock whistle at
ex-girlfriends for spite.

Who scatter book bag
contents in mock accidents
for supposed revenge.

As witchcraft conjured
by the nonbelligerent
to silence the bully

I summon some sweet, 
musical, lascivious
words as orphic spells

In self-effacing 
defense to tame the awful
beast with dirty magic....

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Sputtered words meant to bruise 
Passive aggressive 
Crowded and confused
Deadened ambivalence toward the seen 
Wishing to allude 
Collapsing the dream
Your questions
No suggestions 
When personalities crash 
In a flash 

Alone,
 I wash away the sting
Of my broken wing
I’m reminded of your other trait
No I don’t 
Want to debate
On a timeless ride 
Into the unrest night 
I shield my heart from anymore 
Discredit or smite 
Closing the door 
In silence...

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Isn’t it fun to be passive aggressive?
Subtle and biting, rather impressive!
Fact-free and spiritually dispossessive
Use of hyperbole: deathly excessive
Squeezed that one in, somewhat digressive
Some might say that crosses to the transgressive
(Authoritatively, overexpressive)
Now, I’m just bordering on the obsessive,
Cycling up and down, manic-depressive.
Or maybe I’m battling imunosuppressives;
Time for some fresh air, the best decompressive.
...

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Sometimes I wonder if I use poetry as a crutch
To my emotions broken limbs
As if poetry is an outpatient outlet for my informative formalities
Passive aggressive tendencies
Rhyme disease
My apologies, I seem to forget the apostrophes
Like symbolic catastrophe
Heartache rhinoplasty
Augmentation of my weaknesses
I contain in my vial the audacity
Squirting literary illness on healthy bodies and souls
Because we're all dying,
And just trying to stay beautiful

-Jess...

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