Short Parachute Poems
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Azure plains extend
Golden beams through portal bend
Satin mounds glisten
Gilded reams parachute down
Tulips recycle crown
Categories:
parachute, nature
Form:
Tanka
There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now Mr. Gump has a stump
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
Red pirate ship
Quick parachute trip
And of course cotton candy
The calliope played
Down the main promenade
And forever he’s twelve
Our Andy
Categories:
parachute, children, boy,
Form:
Light Verse
There was a man Lute
Who jumped from a pane with a parachute
He played on a flute
While eating a fruit
The crocs said here comes a salad with mute
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
she said
before
i die
i want
to jump
from a
plane
with a
parakeet
i said
if you
do do
that that
will be
the last
thing that
you will
do
Categories:
parachute, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
I did it with Mastercard today
Makes it easier this way
I come up trump
With a free parachute jump
But alas been lunch for the crocs is a heavy price to pay
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
If the parachute of understanding doesn't open in time, Man into the abyss of oblivion will vanish!
(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
31 May 2016
Categories:
parachute, hate, humanity, love,
Form:
Monoku
Recruit with an Attribute
Results of action was to recruit,
And enlist with a wild attribute;
Up now fired,
And inspired;
Did look plump in a parachute.
Jim Horn
Categories:
parachute, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Making mistakes is a great way to learn
Find out what went wrong and correct it
Except when it comes to a parachute cord
~ Use common sense: first inspect it
Categories:
parachute, care, humorous, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
This guy is that low
he could parachute
out of a snakes ars*hole,
then still free fall.
adaptation of a stage joke
by the Australia comic
Les Patterson...
© Harry J Horsman 2013
Categories:
parachute, angst, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Happy birthday, Katrina Joy,
There's an aerial emergency;
The parachute starts to deploy,
As the skydiver lands safely.
Topic: Birthday of Katrina Joy Magbitang (April 01)
Categories:
parachute, birthday,
Form:
Quatrain
In a drifted breeze
— we parachute
a misted fog enveloped
cutting deep
words tripped up
lost
mementos
moving on
with or without me
Categories:
parachute, life,
Form:
Free verse
If the parachute of understanding doesn't open in time,
Man
into the abyss of mindlessness would soon himself find!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
01 June 2020
Categories:
parachute, courage, prejudice, truth,
Form:
Couplet
One parachute for the two, their last chance
Vladimir Putin and Yu-Kay-Rain Dance
Let the brave Indian go!
His nickname's Geronimo
Fury flashed in Putin's molten-red glance
Categories:
parachute, anger, flying, native american, satire,
Form:
Limerick
I jumped from the plane with a great big smile
But reaching the ground would be such a trial
A hole in my parachute
Meant supper inside a boot
The main course for some hungry crocodile
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
Skydiving is good to the very last drop
For a second parachute, I'd definitely opt
You'll need a nurse
Crashing to the earth
Or wind up as fertilizer for next spring's crop
Categories:
parachute, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Never let your heart win the debate
If your mind has a cogent argument.
They both wander from time to time;
One has a temperament to analyze,
Without a parachute the other flies.
April 26, 2019
Categories:
parachute, perspective,
Form:
Free verse
Ever jumped out of an airplane, holy crap
Really need a parachute without one it's a handicap
One tends to break stuff
You make a big fuss
Need help to reassemble but end up with some scabs
Categories:
parachute, silly,
Form:
Limerick
I’m bad luck, wife left, house possessed, now I’m on a plane ride
Engines fail to the ground we sail got to save my hide
Yes! I’m lucky today
One pound a parachute I did pay
Oh bad luck as croc infested waters I glide
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute
But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot
You see... oh forget it
Guess it doesn't transmit
Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot
Categories:
parachute, appreciation,
Form:
Limerick
Here I am, my Lord,
Falling ...
Without a parachute
For
I have faith in my heart
That
No harm will ever come to me
Since
My life is in Thy hands!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
23 August 2018
Categories:
parachute, faith, god, life,
Form:
Free verse
When darkness styled me for a while
He deftly like a surgeon broke the spell
Begin we dropping dangled from a chute
From above we land one step from hell
Remember … You jumped and pulled the ripcord to start the journey
Categories:
parachute, creation, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Pilot daydreaming
Head in clouds
Lost bearings
Forgot parachute
Now playing
Harp
With angels
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 6 in Dr. Ram Mehta's "Septolet" Contest - July 2011
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Verse
As an agent I always get my mark
This job was done by day but they usually done when it is dark
I sail with my parachute to the ground
Gonna spend my million pound
I see what looks to me like, CROCS, what the …k!!!!
"To Die For" Limericks
Categories:
parachute, funny
Form:
Limerick
A blue springboard in my kitchen,
A pink parachute in the bath.
I keep my parents guessing
Oddities stir my daddy’s wrath.
My total lack of normalcy
And my goat hat with the horns
Keeps them from regular visits
Giving me many peaceful morns.
Categories:
parachute, humor,
Form:
Rhyme