Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Sky Diving Twice

It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute
But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot
You see... oh forget it
Guess it doesn't transmit
Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot

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Jeffrey Spencer January 22, 2018 at 6:11 AM Jack, you should do it! I have been twice (because I had a chute). It was many years ago and I probably wouldn't go again but quite the experience. Jeffrey Jack Ellison January 22, 2018 at 6:16 AM Done lotsa things but not skydiving... maybe a bit late for me! Might spit out my dentures!!! lol Cheers, Jack

Lim'Rik Flats January 21, 2018 at 9:27 AM I only made three jumps//without acquiring lumps//then I quit//I wasn't a fit//for jumping and landing on bumps. (true story) BAIL OUT JUMPING JACK!!! Jack Ellison January 21, 2018 at 9:45 AM So this was in your wild youth or the military??? YIKES!!!

Silent One January 21, 2018 at 9:23 AM I would not do it.. no way lol Jack Ellison January 21, 2018 at 9:43 AM I'd like to try it ONCE! Call me daring as well as dashing! (to a washroom if I survive!) lol