Short Palin Poems

Sarah Palin Horn Haiku

Should stop inhaln'
For certain Sarah Palin
For smoother sailn'.

Jim Horn...

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Sarah Palin
Former governor, limelight failing
Famous quotes sometimes loom big:
You can’t put lipstick on a pig...

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Sarah Palin
a minimum of intellect, a maximum of wailin'
the one thing she's good for
is what most evangelicals claim they have never stood for....

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Geography buff, Sara Palin
On the campaign trail was failing
A speaker and best selling author today
She owes it all to the hilariousious Tina Fey!...

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Tina Fey as Palin;
Alec Baldwin’s Trump:
Both coaxed many smiles
From a nation in a slump.

Add to that McCarthy
With a spot-on riff on Spicer.
Laughing on these gloomy days
Just couldn’t feel much nicer!...

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We Had Been Scoping

After things out we had been scoping
It was then that we started hoping
After we had looked all over the place
He had dropped completely out of race
With Sarah Palin he was now eloping.

Interesting.

Jim Horn...

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I had a wanderlust unfettered 
That ate at me unmetered
As I sat and looked over the plain
And I knew it would remain

I looked at Michael Palin travelling
Across my television screen unravelling
But perhaps there was a reason to it all
And wanderlust was not part of my call.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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series 5/5/3/3/5 Limerick

On precept Palin
Concepts are wailing
     Concepts spoofs 
     Love is truth 
Corporate failing

Amidst the wailing
Her ship keeps sailing
     Precept’s truths
     She’s no goof
Beliefs are sailing

Her precept is right
May need to try it
     Now maybe
     Sweet Baby
She abodes in light!!

At least she confesses tunnel’s light!!...

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I still stand by my Feelings
That in terms of a Woman ascending to the Throne
There are Double-Dealings

When it comes to a Queen

There is much ado made of her Substance
By the Herds

There seems to be more Venom and Idiocy
Attributed to her Words 

Whether this be Sarah Palin Hillary or others

It seems they shall be Stupidized

If the Political Pundits had their Druthers...

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'A Tale of Two Weeps'
       ~ 'Limerick-Style'* ~ 
 
Sarah Palin met Kamala Harris in a bar, said
I'm kinda wond'rin,' lady, just how you are
  Kamala broke down
  A tear fell in her beer
Replied, if I weren't holdin' back, this drink here would drown



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*'Limerick-Style' is to 'Limerick' as 'a ham sandwich is to a 
   kosher pickle.'...

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Sarah Palin Replies to Her History Teacher

By Elton Camp

I don’t care if you were my history teacher in school
By what you ask, you surely must think I’m a fool
For you to say that to your class I now should return,
Why that’s ridiculous and makes my face red burn

I assure you that I know American history very well
And that about almost anything I am very able to tell
You can’t know how bad about your remarks I felt
I’m not some dumb blonde like Eleanor Roosevelt...

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