Short Out Of His Mind Poems

He was hit with a healthy fine
That drove him out of his mind
He attacked the clerk
Who called him a jerk
Then assumed that everything was fine...

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Peiter de Hooch of whom we know not much
yet his  courtyard art had the quality touch
His work so carefully designed
sadly to die out of his mind...

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Donald Trump is one of a kind
Because he is out of his mind
The void fills with gas
That blows out his ass
And leaves the blind leading the blind...

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Covidy Covidy
Donald the President
Stood on the balcony
Out of his mind

Muttering matters most
Incomprehensible
Still looking beautiful
Lit from behind

© Gail Foster 6th October 2020...

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My toe is sore a real ow
My toe is old, I don’t know how.
I chopped it off, a silly mistake.
Now it is worse, said Cousin Drake.

He is aged and out of his mind
His dementia is the very worst kind.
The toe is lost, we cannot find.
Uh-oh, on a chain and freshly shined....

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Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife

Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013....

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Out of his mind
  lost all control
Whither his soul

Mad as can be
  completely insane
Whereto his brain

Garbled speech
  making no sense
Illogic dispensed  

Here he comes now
  staring off into space
Kindly greet him with grace…

He’s a card-carrying member
  of our crazy rat race...

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I fell in love with
a dreamer,many 
thought he was 
out of his mind, 
but I didn't. I be-
lieved in the man 
and his dream. 
Unfortunately he 
didn't live out his 
dream.But I passed 
on that dream men-
tality to his seed,
and now my son 
is living his dream.




7-14-19
Alexis Y.


Dedicated to all my fellow dreamers....

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All the sudden he thought, he’d gone blind
He nearly went out of his mind.
            Then right away 
             He knelt down to pray
In hopes that his sight he might find.

Then alas he started to pray
Just as sudden the blindness went away
             He was quick to surmise
             His hat slipped over his eyes
Kinda stupid - it’s needless to say!...

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A Far Cry 

A far cry from home
A man sat drinking 
Up a storm
2o drinks too sober

Down on his luck
Living by his wits
Down and out

On the street
Of fabled Bangkok
Just another loser

Flotsam white boy
Lost in inner space

Out of his mind
Dreaming dark dreams

As he continued to drink
A far cry from home

A far cry contest entry
May 3, 2021...

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