Short Oprah Poems

Stop staring! Holocaust survivors!
Oprah! Ann & Nancy Wilson!
Mother! Brother! Father! Friends!
Can’t you see I’m no longer a man?...

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A fly on Oprah's wall.
I think I'll build an Oprah mall.
All of this money
And still no honey.
I'm bored, I think I'll buy Senegal....

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Chicago is blowing around
And Oprah has not made a sound
Hefner is dead
So Gershon said,
"Guess what?  Your face mask has been found!"...

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Megan Markle's lost her sparkle
  Prince Harry's nothing if not wary

Oprah preys on their vulnerabilities
  Eggs on their petty antipathies...

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There once was a woman named Oprah
Who gave the world a lot of hope rah.
She was long time on TV
For the whole world to see
Now she has her own network, our Oprah....

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My favorite talk host Lady , Oprah Winfrey
Preaches  how to eat healthy
Her friend, Gayle King,  catering 
A ton of potato chips for her constant nibbling. ...

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From Oprah About Trump

With Trump things lately are very dim;
We surely can never be heard by him;
No matter what,
Keep mouth shut,
And all chances seem to be quite slim.

Jim Horn...

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"What women want," Oprah 
grinned across the television screen,
"is to be desired."
Then she turned and confirmed it
with the doctor at her side.

How audacious!
To claim to know all women
and their wants.
Well, I'm a woman
and what I want is to be 
taken seriously....

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Reincarnation.
Total Sense.
Explains Genius.
Savants.
Prodigies.
Makes Life Fair.
Reincarnation.
An Instant Knowing.
Explains Talents.
Einstein.
Michelangelo
Elvis
Oprah.
Reincarnation
Creativity.
Genius.
Spirit Self
Explain A lot
Nobel Prize Winners.
Reincarnation...

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“The blended orgasm: how you
can have one tonight!”
Vaginal and clitoral perhaps? Tell me, Oprah!
I do not know what this is. Tell me, Oprah!
I wonder what Freud would say:
“She wants her father and a penis
and I want money and a reputation”
Are his words not true? Tell me, Oprah!...

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Opening minds to change

Perishing painful remains

Resolving love and hate

Acceptance permeates

Helping pain abate

Winning hard fought wars

In opening new doors

Never shown before

Facing what is past

Reaching to outlast

Everything untrue

You did it OPRAH – You...

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Good Evening
At this moment in time , You find me with nothing to Say 
As i am sat watching Oprah
I and 3 Fly's perched on my Sofa
All i can empart , Is It's been a Scorching old Day
Now its Time for me to set my head upon the Hey
Per chance to Dream
A revelevant Theme
So i may Pen the world a Sonnet
In the Hope 
Love will flow from It...

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Give me something smart to say
Or maybe something dumb
What should I do, Should I stay?
Or should I go, ho hum?

Nothing seems to come together
Nothing seems to flow
Should I brush my teeth right now?
Or watch the Oprah show?

Why are some days really nutty
And others just plain boring
Today I'm going to flip a coin
If it's tail, I'm going bowling....

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I
We know Psych 101
Thanks Oprah; Phils of many a hue
But our baggage becomes luggage

II
We say the right words (mostly for image)
The hard work of transformation (even Romans 12: 1-2) stops
Each time we have a nice day, or a nice "friend"

(III. Take baggage, luggage, guilt ...
To the Cross where Jesus paid it all
Leave it there; don't pick it upon leaving)...

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Purple is the sky that sets in the west
Purple is the Lavender that smells the best
Purple is the color when red marries blue
Purple is periwinkle, mulberry, violet and indigo too

Purple is a movie starring Oprah Winfrey
Purple is made from a shell in the Mediterranean sea
Purple is as mighty as the ancient Roman power
Purple is as simple as a lovely little flower

Purple 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kevin Shaw
1/29/19...

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I never watch the Oprah show
I don't like Dr. Phil
Jay Leno isn't funny
And Martha makes me ill

I used to watch Magnum, PI
I really liked Bonanza
Now I watch Home Shopping
And their jewerly extravaganza

I sometimes watch old movies
But most come on so late
I fall asleep half way through
So it isn't worth the wait

I don't watch American Idol
Or all that "Reality" poop
I'd rather spend my time writing poems
To post on PoetrySoup!!!!!...

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when i got home from school
my mother was watching 
oprah again
with a shopping bag
of ice on her knee
when i asked her 
what happened
she said 

“i dont want to talk about it” 

and later i found out
she was working out
to a tae bo dvd
when her knee
popped out of her socket
and nobody was home
and she doesnt drive
and she had no friends
so she had to pop it
back into her socket
herself and she said
it was the worst day
of her life...

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Silent thrills 
dream love novels
fit for Oprah
and yet fit for 
prison;
serving a life sentence
for being unable
to comprehend 
the world and its 
dry smoke
grassroot
reality.
A hard-fought
battle of wit 
adds jet-fuel
to the flame
of emptiness,
nothing burns
nonetheless, taking
with it images
of Barbie dolls
and night-dividing
days filled with
never-ending
commandment-breaking.
Time is exiled,
the present is past.
The future is now....

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Pay it forward, 
Oprah Winfrey, 
supported the cause,
pay it forward,

I little boy 
dreamed, 
creating a better 
world,

Pay it forward,
yet what better way,
can we pay it forward,
than to create work,

people don't need toys,
people don't need car's,
people need jobs,
pay it forward,

People that work, have money,
money to pay their bills,
educate their children,
create jobs,

pay it forward,
a little boy dreamed
create a better world,
pay it forward....

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Just watched

Megan and Harry

Happy as Larry

Being interviewed on Oprah's porch

Addressing the worldwide media
they left England for Canada to 
escape 

For both her mental and baby
Archies sake and state

With HRH Harry joking with
James Corden about how he
has become the 
Fresh Prince of Hollywood

Leaving it up to each and every
individual to decide and pick
a side

But no guessing who's son 
he really is

His mother taught him well
he learned from the best...

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