Short On The Level Poems
Short On The Level Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about On The Level by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about On The Level by length and keyword.
Neville
I once knew a lawyer named Neville
Who never was on the level
He had a great itch
To become very rich
So he sold his soul to the devil
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Categories:
on the level, funny
Form:
Limerick
Big Deal
"The Art of the Deal" is a bevel
for angles are not on the level
A bankrupt can claim
Its all just a game
Where Donald earns points from the Devil....
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Categories:
on the level, political,
Form:
Limerick
Bargain Basement Poetry
You've come to the right place for a bargain today
Poetry at a discount with this coupon I display
A weekend special
I'm on the level
Two for one Longfellows plus a Poe giveaway
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Categories:
on the level, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Bargain Basement Poetry
You've come to the right place for a bargain today
Poetry at a discount with this coupon I display
A weekend special
I'm on the level
Two for one Longfellows plus a Poe giveaway
...
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Categories:
on the level, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Bargain Basement Poetry
You've come to the right place for a bargain today
Poetry at a discount with this coupon I display
A weekend special
I'm on the level
Two for one Longfellows plus an Poe giveaway
...
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Categories:
on the level, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
I Get All Ferschemmeled
Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Mother dresses me funny
When girls touch my hoohaw, I get all ferschemmeled
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Categories:
on the level, inspirational,
Form:
Limerick
I Get All Ferschemmeled
Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Mother dresses me funny
When girls touch my hoohaw, I get all ferschemmeled
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories:
on the level, funny,
Form:
Limerick
a heart now free
there for you
here for me
on the level
it needs to be
going slow
an easy pace
there’s no hurry
no rat race
connecting hearts
a bond that grows
learning all
we need to know
there for you
here for me
a heart unlocked
a heart now free
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Categories:
on the level, loveheart, heart,
Form:
Verse
Just ask the Devil
Why is it that 'All's fair in love or war?'
Because war is hell and love's a whore?
Well, there are rules in hell
Just ask the devil
And a whore's heart's made of gold
She's on the level
So 'All's Fair' may be just a pretext
~ For a combatant who's oversexed...
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Categories:
on the level, love, war,
Form:
Grook
The Wife and Him
Below the ground is the devil
Who just wouldn't stay on the level
All he created was strife
Then he met up with the wife
I now call them Evil Connivelled
Before I get approached by the Oxford Dictionary police.
Connivelled is not a word.
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...
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Categories:
on the level, funny
Form:
Limerick
poetry has no chain
poetry is poetry
it walks on the level of mystic mystery,
makes an epoch and history
No need to jail it
in specific definition and chain
it comes spontaneously
from the heart of natural being
the egoistic days have gone away
come, face the truth everyday
enjoy the life of wisdom peacefully
life is poetry
-January 17, 2019 Chattogram
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Categories:
on the level, how i feel, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Blessinda
Beautiful, black young lady that
Lives life to the fullest and
Elevates her surroundings to get on the level that she's at
She never takes no for an answer because she is
Strong-willed and knows wat she wants out of life
Inspite of all the drama, she never loses herself within it
Not because she's perfect, but because she's
Determined to stay on top and be the best of the best
All in all, she is who she is...Blessinda :)...
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Categories:
on the level, inspirational, life,
Form:
Acrostic
No Feeling and Not Appealing
No Feeling and Not Appealing
I had to hurry up and write
this down before I forgot this.
When I never show any of my feeling;
What I write and say is not appealing;
While rambling,
Was gambling,
On you disturbed hitting head on ceiling.
Jim Horn
What happens if I check off 1st grade in Categories.
Does this mean that I am writing at a first grade level
of inteligence (LOI) and am on the level?
Also Wharton School of Business is not taught at night school.
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Categories:
on the level, 1st grade, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick