Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

I Get All Ferschemmeled

Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Mother dresses me funny
When girls touch my hoohaw, I get all ferschemmeled


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Kp Nunez April 24, 2015 at 7:54 AM LOL! What's the word? What ya mean? Jack Ellison April 24, 2015 at 8:01 AM Don't know what iy means either but it rhymes!!! LOL xxx

Laura Breidenthal April 23, 2015 at 11:16 PM Oh dear, Jack!! Jack Ellison April 24, 2015 at 6:14 AM Have you ever been ferschemmeled??? NOT FUN!!! BTW love your avatar... have you ever been in the movies??? Big huggeroonies, Jack xxx

Tim Smith April 22, 2015 at 1:03 PM yeehaw....go get em cowboy Jack Ellison April 22, 2015 at 4:47 PM Tally-ho??? That's British isn't it! LOL Release the bounds and stuff! Jack Ellison April 22, 2015 at 2:17 PM Ride 'em cowboy! Tally-ho!

Jaycee Cervenka April 22, 2015 at 11:05 AM Girls are touching your hoohaw Jack? Gues all the tummy and dressing funny aren't that much of a handicap>>>LOL ~Jan Jack Ellison April 22, 2015 at 2:17 PM I've found that most ladies look for what's inside!!! Not exterior beauty!!! LOL Jack xxx

Carol Eastman April 22, 2015 at 10:02 AM Oh No! You've done it again... Gone clearly over the deep end... Or should I say around the big bend?... But you are my friend... And help Dragon set such lofty tends... That I know, for your spelling you'll make great amends... Jack Ellison April 22, 2015 at 2:13 PM Over the deep end... around the bend!!! YUP! It was only a matter of time! LOL xxx

Anna Hopper April 22, 2015 at 9:12 AM Thanks for the laugh! I can always depend on you! Great job! Jack Ellison April 22, 2015 at 9:27 AM And you are always there with your sweet words! Thank you my dear Anna! Love and hugs, Jack xxx