Short Old Timer Poems

not knowing who
or why you are, or where
living only now
the horror
the horror...

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some say  O..T
they have the key
be there don that
know where its at
this just reminder
repect the
OLD TIMER...

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they paided dues
now theyer the news
some refuse
to give up
been thur bad stuff
they have lots to say
comeing your way
time for fun and play
OLD TIMER DAY...

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for those who belong
and made a happy home
for us all
was there when we call
to show our repect
let know we didn't forget
give a day on you to play
OLD TIMER DAY...

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Theyer at age
Where life about to fade
Some with a shopping cot
Fill with a lot
Call the can man
It was not in there plan
This justareminder
One day you will bel a
old timer...

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A hip old-timer in Bowling Green
somehow thinks he’s still seventeen
His hair’s Brill Cream slick
He thinks Gidget’s his chic
And he’s sure he’s the next James Dean

2/10/22...

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some old timer
and there combinder
or still abuse
a n refuse
to stop that racist block
we must hop
theyer just part of a lot
let the lord be our guild
world wide
they must
STEP ASIDE...

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they call each other honey
some have lot s of money
they still have moves
and love to grove
theyer so cool
some call old fools
cause they still can prance
it there rance
OLD TIMER DANCE...

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some live in the pass
theyer run out of gas
looking for new task
there mind is binder
block progress stop
and hop hate shop
old timer are winder
some got be 
not off there best
theyer 
STUBBON O'T...

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its wasn't hiphop
it was bebob
they did this oh
don't forget the mambo
times had change
THERE MINDS THE SANE
how they did this also the twist
the dance at one tme excist
with thos fancy pantsO/T 
OLD TIMER DANCE...

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I could never run like this when I was a chick
So saying, the rooster ran down the highway quick
You are wearing sneakers! An old timer said, so great!
Alas, a semi came over the hill fast, sealing the rooster’s fate....

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There was an old timer named Rafferty
Who hated his middle name Mcclafferty
              So he said he had none
             Folk thought it was for fun
But get this his last name was Mcclaugherty





Alexis Y.
1-13-19...

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His wife takes him to dinner
as she always does
on his birthday wearing

bright red lipstick, a color 
she detests but he likes. 
He knows this means 

when they get home 
bright red panties will call 
like a beacon in the night.


Donal Mahoney...

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he
   stood
               to pray
               slow
booming
               sounds
               faith
dripped
each
         worship
         word
in
      King James
                         time
       melodious
                dialect
                        pure
poetry
  
sans
          rhyme...

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This explorer bold man, a skilled climber, 
followed own technique of an old timer.
His choice was foremost always, 
wife wasn’t content with his ways,
for he never cared to wait to time her.

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February 19, 2022
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10 (HMS)
Contest : A New Bawdy Or Humorous Limerick
Sponsored by : Tania Kitchin...

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They were here in the begin
Created by him
Abraxas the father
Running existence through creation

The uber alles god
Hitler Christ
And all the worlds religions
Existing in Nazism.

Every line of history
only nazi lies
The non-existent truth
Wiped out in the gas chambers.

It doesn;t exist 
Shouts an old timer
When every existent thing belongs
To them....

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Hey! Let’s go see the bats!
At first I am thinking baseball bats.
But this is late evening, so the black ones come into my head.
What bats?  Why would I want to?
My brother says ‘It is amazing! They come out all at once.
Where?
Carlsbad Cavern. Come on!
How many bats come out? I ask.
Five thousand a minute is what the old timer said.
I yell “hell no!”
and I mean it....

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Mud Puddle 

Has life handed you a kidney stone, Old Timer?
Does the world treat you like a dead gnat in it's oatmeal?
Some days, do you feel like a mud puddle in an ocean?
Do you sense that you are as insignificant 
as a bee fart in a bouquet of roses?
Well listen up Bunkie,
and remember,
the only person 
you are obligated to convince
of your greatness
is you...

12/13/2020...

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What if age was determined
By the amount of life experiences you had
Would you be an old timer, seasoned
Or a young naïve lad?

Would you change the way you lived
Or would you be satisfied?
Would changes to your life be massive,
Or would you seek a priest to confide?

I wonder why we don't live more
Not knowing when the curtain falls
Instead we tread on egg-shell floors
As if we plan when the bell tolls.....

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I wanna do things to do no other woman have's before
I wanna make you cum so hard
That you would want more
The things I can show and tech you 
You would be shocked
I know I am young
And your old
But their is so much we can learn
And tech one other
So let's do it 
Light some candles 
And see what we can do
Oh baby
Don't be sarced 
We can do this
Don't worry Virgia 
Ant needed it 
I wanna see what you got old timer
So let's get it on....

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My dog is as laid back as Bob Marley.
I smiled at the thought.
He dresses like him too, the old hippie said.
I had to meet him now!

He is a giver, the old timer admitted.
And a singer – a howler, but on key.
I had no comment.
Not understanding this but wanting to.

His wife ushered me in.
He’s crazy about that dog, she told me.
The dog was dressed in his Bob Marley costume.
I got a photo with him, for I could not resist....

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Hey! Hey! This is not a vomitorium she said
The putrid projectile made it smell like one though
Thanks to the crapulous old timer who could not help himself.
I do not know if I am more angry at him or the loud roosters
Why do these expergefactors crow this loudly?
I gingerly enter their chicken coop to give them heck.
Here comes the rawgabbit, the head rooster says
He thinks I am telling stories. 
I am not I think as my nose grows....

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