Short Old People Poems
Short Old People Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Old People by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Old People by length and keyword.
two old people holding hands on a bench
is what you see but do you know what it took
as each lost a little dream of stardom
dog snores loudly
old people cannot stand it
a sleeping house
cat is farting
everyone passes gas
dog snores deeper now
I felt like a book
very tired old and worn out
needing rest on shelf.
In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-)
But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!
when I was young, I remember hearing people say
all old people want to talk about is their bowel movements
Now that I am old
that’s all I want to talk about
Old people remember
They remember the babies
And the babies are terrifying!
Suddenly they rise up
Grab power in their greedy little hands
And don't remember anything!
old people seem more level headed ~ has gravity taken its toll
It only seems that way Poetry Contest
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It’s weird being the same age
As old people,
For I feel
So young at heart,
And although many think
I’m nearing the end of my life,
It feels like
It’s only the start …
scarecrow Joe is sliding off his pole
not enough cognition to fulfill his role
lost his balls and his jacks
to the ruthless Taliban
stumbling to Oz down a bloody brick road
April Fools Day remember that
Back in the olden days before I took naps
A young whipper-snapper
Full of vim and vigor
Played tricks on old people and all that crap
Life's a One Way, Uphill.
Every Wrinkle on your Face
Marks a Step of Maturity.
You go Up not Looking
At the Peak but Dreaming
Of Sliding Down, Trying to
Look Younger than You Are.
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
May we be blessed to remember this simple truth
as each day each life unfolds….
Old people deserve the love and respect of the young…
and young people deserve the love and respect of the old.
The old people crew hastens to bathroom
even if earthquake or hurricane looms.
It’s their mission’s caper
to waste the most paper.
After relief, activities resume.
11/17/2020
Nap
Babies like them
Angers toddler child
Cranky attitude puts me there
Research says teenagers need them the most
They are the hardest to convince
Bones and teeth need them bad
Old people game
Nap
All Buildings Crumble-
Demon's Enjoy Fire-
Ghost's Humiliate Irksome Judges-
Kittens Lick Milk, Naturally!
Old People Quit Riot Squads-
Tall Urbane Vampires
With Xchromosomes Yield Zombies!
Old furniture thrown away,
hindrance in life.
We gave the best
teaching knowlege.
We sow in the rain,
we have drought
in the sunset.
Adolescent boys captured, distressed
eagerly fighting, getting hounded.
‘Innocent’ Juveniles Knifing Lone Mothers.
Nervous Old People Question
Rights Set Towards Underage
Villains. Wanting x-rays, youths zap
Started Becoming Senile
After thinking about it for a while
Years of age had begun to compile
Often about it lied and prevaricated;
When I was born even post-dated;
Like all old people ended up senile.
Jim Horn
Age is just a number, in my case, a dirty big number
As a young'un, thought old people needed a plunger
To keep things moving
In spite of the snoozing
Long as we're still able to jump out of our jumper
Village Inn
a go-to restaurant for oldsters
old old old old old people
the parking lot is full of walkers and canes
they are hobbling in the speed of clogged ketchup
at seventy-two, I feel like a baby chick next to them
Is everyone seeing the same TV ads during commercials?
It seems suspicious to me.
All we get are old people insurance ads
We have watched it seventeen times in two hours.
Surely the younger people are getting Jello ads right?
Old people
Are like ruins
If you cannot
Cherish their hey days
Don’t dig up
Their past
If
You
Go after
The history
Of monuments,
You may cause
Insult to
The glorious past
Of Royalties
That have
Long crumbled!