Short Oh My God Poems
Short Oh My God Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Oh My God by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Oh My God by length and keyword.
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Oh My God
I Swear
I Didn't
Mean It
Like That.
How Do You Do That?
Magic!
-Gray Squirrel
05-20-2025
Start it off by saying grace
Steak at it's finest
Marinated chipotle
Delicious to taste
Tender and juicy
Oh my God
Great!
Health care professionals,
refusing to have their.....
health cared for by professionals!!
no jab no job
a jab a job
oh my god
Got to catch that ball,
It's coming towards me now,
I hope I don't fall,
I got it, oh my god, wow,
what do I do with it now?
I don't know everything. If I knew everthing I'd be God. But I know I'm not God. Does this make me God. Knowing so much. OH MY GOD!!!!
Lord Brexit nodded off in his chair
And, of course, Parliament did not care
When May gave him a prod
He exclaimed, "Oh my God!
Is it true we are already there?"
Your blessing, I too them, God
You are the one
Who gave me
A heart to feel
Eyes to see..
With your blessings
I will try to make
this country corruption free.
Form:
lush her cathedral
barefoot walking in the woods~
sacred communion
7/15/2020
A Contest about a Goddess or a God - not THE God
Caren Krutsinger Sponsor
When Janice ate fish on the quay,
Next morning her pee smelled fishy,
She said Oh MY God
My pee smells of cod
Fish odour I did not foresee!
05/23/21
The best laid plans once were made
by mice and men, I'm afraid.
"Oh my God, what have we done?"
asked the somewhat larger one.
"Human is as human does",
said the little ball of fuzz.
Under the knife with a poke and a prod
That tube's stuck in where, say what, oh my God
Pain throbs to the nth degree
Everytime Willie goes pee
Putting something in there should be outlawed
what am i doin in this bed,
what is that big shiela, Fred,
oh my God, just strike me ded,
she's lunging at me,
she's flattened Ned....
re:
Russell Sivey 'sweet sweet passion'
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My palm is a soft bed.
The cool sheets pat my brain on the back.
The shadow of an hour hand -
I’m here!
I'm here.
Oh my god the time is coming…
Fearless and cheerfulness
radiance and happiness
oh my God! Obedience not rebellious…He’s my rock and my shield
willing to serve You
Nevermind my mind of doubt and not of faith — peacefulness is not a battlefield
Find you
Hold your hands in mine
Look in your eyes
Tell you I love you
That’s what I would do
If Earth was getting slammed by an asteroid tomorrow
Oh my God! What if it turns out to be a near miss?
Oh, My God!
A mussle cut my hand,
The taste of the blood is salty
So is the sea water;
I wonder if a goat really
understands the difference
when he licks either;
Don’t take everything serious
Life is also theater
When you swim between my legs and grab my hip as I reach to the peak of my climax slowly moving up to my breast to be fed. When your lips latch onto my nipples and I peaceful scream 'Oh My God', that too is a form of worship.
Carlos and Hanna, husband and wife,
your examples taught me about life,
honoring family, marriage, and friends.
Much is lost with your premature ends,
and though it's too late to let you know -
Oh my God, I miss you so.
My Resentments are so ill-behaved
By and by- by them enslaved!
Was I made to be depraved,
(Just another Soul to save?)
Afraid to say or hear the Truth,
Cannot bear to see the proof
My life grows cold, alas! I'm old!
Oh, my God! Where went my youth?
Tomorrow came, yesterday's here.
I hate it when things feel this *****.
This peace of day can surely haunt.
Trying to write what others want.
Go to bed you stupid fool.
Oh my God, I'm starting to drool.
Trying to write for a contest.
Ieh! I failed.
Form:
Her husband died before her on his hospital bed.
"Oh my God no!" were the last words that she said.
She suffered a cardiac arrest and soon she too was dead.
This true story tore my soul apart.
She didn't die of a heart attack. She died of a broken heart.
I am standing alone, could feel my soul is dying,
Dont know whether to Burry or Burn???
Or! Do I have a chance to make it alive,
Don't know how to try also!!
Or leave it just as it's leaving Me!!!
Oh My God!!! Oh My Love!!! Help Me!!! Come Back to Me!!!
Form:
Tonights
The
Night
Sailing
To
Tahiti
I
Wish
You
Could
Hear
What
I
Hear
The
Sounds
Of
Angels
Sand grains
On
A
Hill
I
Am
God
And
I
Declaim
All
Roll
Down
Sand hill
End
Up
As
One
Noah, drying out
It is raining again
Oh, my god
An atheist died, and then
his soul which he denied
went to another world,
there to meet the Being
he had so very long ignored.
"Oh my God, you're real!"
he exclaimed,
feeling his soul blush with shame.
"Oh yes, and so are you!"
God kindly exclaimed.
I am your Guide.
An Angel from the sky.
When I lye upon a cloud.
I see you walking by.
And Oh My God.
You is on the path to Hell.
And there you will die.
So don’t cry.
Just tell the Devil bye.
And keep on living a good life.
And you will soon be with God.