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Stick In Your Eye

Under the knife with a poke and a prod That tube's stuck in where, say what, oh my God Pain throbs to the nth degree Everytime Willie goes pee Putting something in there should be outlawed

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 2/17/2017 6:43:00 PM
I go in next Tuesday, this is not giving me the warm and fuzzies! LOL
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 6:48:00 PM
You don't know it's going in and coming out not bad but feels weird...don't worry you'll be fine...finally getting those implants
Date: 2/17/2017 5:19:00 PM
In a local bar one night, my sister introduced me to a colleague..."This is Willie." "My name's not Willie" says he, "It's Micky." She shot back..."Micky....Willie....it's all the same!" I can only imagine your pain Tim. But, no pain...no gain.
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 5:37:00 PM
Willie. sillie, Jack or Black tomorrow it will never matter
Date: 2/17/2017 2:39:00 PM
Oh man, Tim, ssshhhhhh :) It's horrible, isn't it?
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 5:36:00 PM
Sure is horrible...lol
Date: 2/17/2017 2:38:00 PM
ouch! sounds too painful for words, but cleverly rhymed, tim...
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 5:35:00 PM
It was but happy to be home now
Date: 2/17/2017 1:41:00 PM
Oh thank God I'm a woman.Allelluia :)..Funny but painful...Don't want to be a speck in your shoe.lol :)..Get well sn.
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 2:19:00 PM
Lol...Thanks Charmu....I'm leaving the hospital now : ))
Date: 2/17/2017 12:57:00 PM
Indeed!..lol The indignities are aplenty yet wonderful for your muse :-) Enjoy the sweetness of home Tim :-) blessings, lynn
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:59:00 PM
Thanks so much Lynn...Yes it will be nice not getting woke up all night
Date: 2/17/2017 12:19:00 PM
I remember the itching and the burning, no wait, maybe that was from a girl, anyway, It is a damned nuisance:) get well soon!!!
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:58:00 PM
Lol
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Daniel Turner
Date: 2/17/2017 12:32:00 PM
My kids call me old man because I'm old:)
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:28:00 PM
Lol....I'm out of here in about three hours...My daughter called me an old man cause I have a walker.
Date: 2/17/2017 12:10:00 PM
Ouch! I don't have the same equipment but you have my empathy ;)
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:27:00 PM
Thanks Maureen
Date: 2/17/2017 12:08:00 PM
Hubby had one in for about 2 weeks was horrible Tim:-( hugs Jan xx
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Darren White
Date: 2/18/2017 12:54:00 AM
I have one in always LOL. The fun of being paraplegic ;p
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:26:00 PM
2 weeks I would have died
Date: 2/17/2017 12:02:00 PM
Putin it in ain't the problem...
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:25:00 PM
I didn't feel it going in...A surprise gift...lol
Date: 2/17/2017 11:07:00 AM
Now that hurt to read. Not the image I was hoping to find here. :) Painful but nicely done Tim.
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Darren White
Date: 2/17/2017 2:41:00 PM
LOL Tim and Chris. I could tell you stories.... Nah, I won't!
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/17/2017 12:24:00 PM
Imagine my surprise waking up to that...lol

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