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Stick In Your Eye

Under the knife with  a poke and a prod
That tube's stuck in where, say what, oh my God
Pain throbs to the nth degree
Everytime Willie goes pee
Putting something in there should be outlawed

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2017

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Arthur Vaso Date: 2/17/2017 6:43:00 PM I go in next Tuesday, this is not giving me the warm and fuzzies! LOL Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 6:48:00 PM You don't know it's going in and coming out not bad but feels weird...don't worry you'll be fine...finally getting those implants

Jean Murray Date: 2/17/2017 5:19:00 PM In a local bar one night, my sister introduced me to a colleague..."This is Willie." "My name's not Willie" says he, "It's Micky." She shot back..."Micky....Willie....it's all the same!" I can only imagine your pain Tim. But, no pain...no gain. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 5:37:00 PM Willie. sillie, Jack or Black tomorrow it will never matter

Darren White Date: 2/17/2017 2:39:00 PM Oh man, Tim, ssshhhhhh :) It's horrible, isn't it? Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 5:36:00 PM Sure is horrible...lol

Ilene Bauer Date: 2/17/2017 2:38:00 PM ouch! sounds too painful for words, but cleverly rhymed, tim... Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 5:35:00 PM It was but happy to be home now

Charmaine Chircop Date: 2/17/2017 1:41:00 PM Oh thank God I'm a woman.Allelluia :)..Funny but painful...Don't want to be a speck in your shoe.lol :)..Get well sn. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 2:19:00 PM Lol...Thanks Charmu....I'm leaving the hospital now : ))

Lynn Marie Date: 2/17/2017 12:57:00 PM Indeed!..lol The indignities are aplenty yet wonderful for your muse :-) Enjoy the sweetness of home Tim :-) blessings, lynn Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:59:00 PM Thanks so much Lynn...Yes it will be nice not getting woke up all night

Daniel Turner Date: 2/17/2017 12:19:00 PM I remember the itching and the burning, no wait, maybe that was from a girl, anyway, It is a damned nuisance:) get well soon!!! Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:58:00 PM Lol Daniel Turner Date: 2/17/2017 12:32:00 PM My kids call me old man because I'm old:) Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:28:00 PM Lol....I'm out of here in about three hours...My daughter called me an old man cause I have a walker.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 2/17/2017 12:10:00 PM Ouch! I don't have the same equipment but you have my empathy ;) Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:27:00 PM Thanks Maureen

Jan Allison Date: 2/17/2017 12:08:00 PM Hubby had one in for about 2 weeks was horrible Tim:-( hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Darren White Date: 2/18/2017 12:54:00 AM I have one in always LOL. The fun of being paraplegic ;p Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:26:00 PM 2 weeks I would have died

Charlie Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:02:00 PM Putin it in ain't the problem... Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:25:00 PM I didn't feel it going in...A surprise gift...lol

Chris Green Date: 2/17/2017 11:07:00 AM Now that hurt to read. Not the image I was hoping to find here. :) Painful but nicely done Tim. Login to Reply Darren White Date: 2/17/2017 2:41:00 PM LOL Tim and Chris. I could tell you stories.... Nah, I won't! Tim Smith Date: 2/17/2017 12:24:00 PM Imagine my surprise waking up to that...lol