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Stick In Your Eye

Under the knife with  a poke and a prod
That tube's stuck in where, say what, oh my God
Pain throbs to the nth degree
Everytime Willie goes pee
Putting something in there should be outlawed

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Arthur Vaso

February 17, 2017 at 6:43 PM

I go in next Tuesday, this is not giving me the warm and fuzzies! LOL

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 6:48 PM

You don't know it's going in and coming out not bad but feels weird...don't worry you'll be fine...finally getting those implants

Jean Murray

February 17, 2017 at 5:19 PM

In a local bar one night, my sister introduced me to a colleague..."This is Willie." "My name's not Willie" says he, "It's Micky." She shot back..."Micky....Willie....it's all the same!" I can only imagine your pain Tim. But, no pain...no gain.

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 5:37 PM

Willie. sillie, Jack or Black tomorrow it will never matter

Darren White

February 17, 2017 at 2:39 PM

Oh man, Tim, ssshhhhhh :) It's horrible, isn't it?

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 5:36 PM

Sure is horrible...lol

Ilene Bauer

February 17, 2017 at 2:38 PM

ouch! sounds too painful for words, but cleverly rhymed, tim...

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 5:35 PM

It was but happy to be home now

Charmaine Chircop

February 17, 2017 at 1:41 PM

Oh thank God I'm a woman.Allelluia :)..Funny but painful...Don't want to be a speck in your shoe.lol :)..Get well sn.

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 2:19 PM

Lol...Thanks Charmu....I'm leaving the hospital now : ))

Lynn Marie

February 17, 2017 at 12:57 PM

Indeed!..lol The indignities are aplenty yet wonderful for your muse :-) Enjoy the sweetness of home Tim :-) blessings, lynn

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:59 PM

Thanks so much Lynn...Yes it will be nice not getting woke up all night

Daniel Turner

February 17, 2017 at 12:19 PM

I remember the itching and the burning, no wait, maybe that was from a girl, anyway, It is a damned nuisance:) get well soon!!!

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:58 PM

Lol

Daniel Turner

February 17, 2017 at 12:32 PM

My kids call me old man because I'm old:)

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:28 PM

Lol....I'm out of here in about three hours...My daughter called me an old man cause I have a walker.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 17, 2017 at 12:10 PM

Ouch! I don't have the same equipment but you have my empathy ;)

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:27 PM

Thanks Maureen

Jan Allison

February 17, 2017 at 12:08 PM

Hubby had one in for about 2 weeks was horrible Tim:-( hugs Jan xx

Darren White

February 18, 2017 at 12:54 AM

I have one in always LOL. The fun of being paraplegic ;p

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:26 PM

2 weeks I would have died

Charlie Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:02 PM

Putin it in ain't the problem...

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:25 PM

I didn't feel it going in...A surprise gift...lol

Chris Green

February 17, 2017 at 11:07 AM

Now that hurt to read. Not the image I was hoping to find here. :) Painful but nicely done Tim.

Darren White

February 17, 2017 at 2:41 PM

LOL Tim and Chris. I could tell you stories.... Nah, I won't!

Tim Smith

February 17, 2017 at 12:24 PM

Imagine my surprise waking up to that...lol

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