Short Ob Poems

J ob is essential for our survival.

O bscure or very important,

B enign it is for our life...

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   Hey, ‘Nurse Ratchet,’ handle with care! ~
  
     The next Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is forming in there
...

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J-ob well-done in life
B-rings satisfaction to mind, 
S-pirit, soul, and heart.






Topic: Birthday of Jacqueline B. Sanchez (March 10) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
   When his patients groan
   He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine...

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The OB doctor had feverishly yelled orders in vain
only the nurses trying to save the last triplet remain
Laboring mom in agony trying to cope
Her heart bleeding love without hope...

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P-andemic
A-ilment
C-ontagiously
I-nfects
T-hroat
A-s

E-verybody
D-oes
E-veryone's
J-ob
E-vading
R-isk

Topic: Birthday of Pacita Edejer (April 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-ob
O-f
C-leanliness
E-ffectively
L-ets
Y-our
N-eatness

G-uidelines
A-bate
L-ethal
L-ink
E-nding
T-he
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Jocelyn S. Galleto (June 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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All
Be
Certain
Don't
Ever
Forget
Guess
How instead of who
Ironically
Just
Killing
Little
More
Normally
Ob normal
Picking
Quickly
Reaching
Sometimes
Trapped
Under
Vacant
Words
Xpertly
Zealous yet...

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Poor Ralph worried about his good friend's weight
  O.B. City said, "Don't care if I'm late!"
    Though Weight-Watchers next meeting
    Was first-come, first-serve seating
  O.B. City'd long been 'watching his weight'...

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C-lear
Y-our
R-oad
U-sing
S-weeping

J-ob
A-nd
M-anual
E-rasing
S-o

B-right
R-oute
I-s
O-pen
N-icely
E-ndorsing
S-uccess

Topic: Birthday of Cyrus James Briones (November 03) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Wonder if Trump ever read Mein Heir before.


She sure had been a hum dinger,
So we named her Caren Krutsinger 
Have no fear;
A darling dear;
Destroyed my poem through a ringer.

My Horn's are originally from Rothenburg 
ob der Tauber....

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R-ings
I-n
C-eremony
A-dvance
R-emarkable
D-evotion
O-nce

&

J-oyful
U-nion
D-efines
Y-our

J-ob
A-s
C-ouple
I-n
N-uptial's
T-rue
O-bjective

Topic: Anniversary of Ricardo & Judy Jacinto (December 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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To resist the op(press)ion 
of the two (dement)sional flatland world of glossy magazines,
I have (ob)seen women

Mutilate their forearms with deep(er) strokes of a razor
So that they may prove with their b(lo)ody
To themselves and their (conf)users
That their image (has depth)

Has depth (their image

Has depth)...

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They wished to describe him as nice
doing so would make her less likely
to be interested in him.
She enjoyed her job but found the
fella
ob the set quite interesting.
The first time they worked together
she wrote not interested
on the que card
he asked what it meant
than she understood
he didn't see her
the way she saw him.
She was moved...

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THE ENLIGHTENED ELITE
Barack Ob  .an elightened one .you see
gives us his view ..on UK and the EU.
Stay..stay..no matter what the cost..
on him ..the word democracy ..is lost.
..a typical enlightened elite.
has the audacity to interfere
in matters we hold dear..
The hypocrite ..Barack Ob
advocates for us ..a regime
the US would never countenance 
..or decree....

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"She shall be called Woman,
Because she was taken out of Man."

What shall we make of Genesis 2: 23b
As it is written, it seems preposterous to me.

Time has proven quite the opposite is true
Despite how accepted the literalist point of view.

Midwives and OB-GYNs throughout our history's span
Have never brought a woman from the womb of a man.


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"She shall be called Woman,
Because she was taken out of Man."

What shall we make of Genesis 2: 23b
As it is written, it seems preposterous to me.

Time has proven quite the opposite is true
Despite how accepted the literalist point of view.

Midwives and OB-GYNs throughout our history's span
Have never brought a woman from the womb of a man.

reposted December 15, 2021...

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PS MS US BS
  AJ DJ OJ PJ 

ER OR HR PR
  JD MD OD VD 

CBA DBA MBA NBA 
  AC BC DC JC  

KC MC PC WC
  BP DP KP TP
 
MP PP VP XP
  BB CB OB TB

AM FM GM PM  
  A&M F&M M&M S&M 

AJ BJ DJ JJ 
  KJ OJ PJ TJ

CTA MTA PTA RTA  
  APR CPR NPR R&R 

CDT DDT EDT PDT  
  AMC FMC GMC PMC
 
ABC BBC NBC SBC 
  AC BC DC JC

FSU LSU MSU OSU
  ASU BSU CSU ISU 

MA ME MI MO
  MN MS MK MJ!...

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J-ob well-done is nice, 
U-nfinished work is not; 
L-et the task be completed
I-n time while the day is hot.
E-vening chill will come, as raindrops shall fall; 
T-wilight will soon appear, waste no chance at all.

C-all the shots, make it right, 
A-ugust twenty-first day; 
N-ever lose opportunity, 
E-arly result comes your way.
D-o it with all your might from the rising of the sun; 
O-nce you reach the deadline, you've made a job well-done....

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How I wish it was Yesterday
When I would dance the night away
To music that was really cool
From the guys from Liverpool
Ringo, Paul, George and John
Who fascinated everyone
From Europe to the U.S.A.
They had a captivating sway
They played a rocking beat
That made me move my feet
From I Wanna Hold Your Hand
To Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
From Hey Jude with Na Na Na Na
To Desmond and Molly Ob La Di Ob La Da
Yes how I wish it was Yesterday
When I would dance the night away...

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