An Ob-Gyn Named Payne

There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
   When his patients groan
   He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 6/11/2021 12:37:00 PM
I am not complaining to this doctor!
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Date: 6/10/2021 8:26:00 PM
Hahaha, very funny Gershon! I'm still going to refrain from commenting re. the whacking, my girlfriend might misinterpret my words. Peace...ab
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Date: 6/10/2021 6:46:00 PM
LOL. I think sometimes most women would like to be whacked on the head during childbirth...knocked completely out! Have you heard of the urologist named Dr. Peters? Another limerick for you....
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