Short Nab Poems

Stood by the river throws a pooh stick
suddenly, I hear “nanny come quick.”
The water went splash
a dog a mad dash
crossing the river to nab our picnic!...

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Pilfer, borrow, pocket or grab
  So many ways for thieves to nab

A wallet, a purse, or a tattered billfold ~
  Pity, this cashless age they only catch cold...

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A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
   He joined a fox-hunt
   Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit...

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Hello Mr can you read me?
You think you can nab me
Shall we talk off the record?
You have found out my pattern
Buddy,I was too careless once
Fella you have a habit of hiding
You are watching my every step
You will go to any length...
Note.Don't breed your creed....

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Nab New Grails

Learn from life each deed friends sweet myrrhs
Earn love and trust by less wants
Art of life an awed path
Reach out to the weak
Not now then when?
In rough times
Nab new
Grails


October11, 2015
Contest: Infinitian
Sponsor: Charlotte Jade Puddifoot...

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Q.Who can put Name on ECL??
Ans.Interior Minister, DG FIA and
DG NAB can put name on ECL..
Q.Whose Name can be put on ECL?
Ans.A Person Who 
1.Embezzled Government Funds.
2.Involved In Serious Crime.
3.Abuse Their Authority.
4.Involved In Corruption.
5.Involved In Terrorism....

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Bugs Bunny 
A trickster who is always funny
What's up doc?, He loudly said
As he hid under Elmer's bed

Elmer Fudd
He is known as quite a dud
Elmer's always chasing that rabbit
Never to nab it, has become his habit

8/29/21

Contest: Cleritoons Poetry Contest.

Sponsor: Joseph May...

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'Tis fairly certain that struggling bards such as this old bloke,
Are seldom honored or make any money 'til after they croak!
Ah, just the thought of the pleasure that it would bring,
To nab First Place in Bobby's contest just for the honor of the thing!

Entry for Bobby Mays' "I Am A Winner" Contest
(2 March 2019)...

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Away in the garden
No plants are ill fed
The soil is perfect	
In all the raised beds

The fencing surrounds
All of the plants
But something burrowed
Who invited the ants

There’s chewing and clipping
At night while I rest
Just wait til’ I get
My hands on that pest

I fired the shotgun
To nab me a bun
Don’t mess with my garden
Run rabbit run...

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Zest works best
Fest true quest


Fun seeds play
Run fits day


Show fond glow
Know fine flow


Laugh loud shout
Bluff shows pout


Style sweet smile
Pile each while


Wit funds hit
Bits that fit


Eat and drink
Fit verge brink


Eat some more
Feed deep core


Grab play thing
Nab sweet fling


Sleep on it
Watch dreams fit




Leon Enriquez
02 April 2019
Singapore...

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Smash and Grab


Loot and nab.
Did your parents tell you, it is Ok to grab?

Stash and run.
Who taught you stealing is fun?

Job by mob.
Never had a job, for you I sob.

Crash the glass.
What care you, about the owner’s cash?

In and run out.
You sin and with joy, smile and shout.

In jails, you belong.
Lights out early and no late night songs

          

                      12/11/2021...

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Grab it. Nab it. Hug it quick. 
Walk it. Talk it. Squawk it thick. 
Enjoy each other every day 
If you want true love to stay

Leave it. Loosen it. Walk away. 
Think not in pink or green or gray. 
Think in feelings- love and peace. 
So your heart will never crease.

Grab it. Nab it. Hug it quick. 
Embrace your bliss with a fast click. 
Find the one who makes you smile. 
You will skip and sing at each life mile....

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Now that testing positive
Makes one a sex fugitive
Would you your thing or bum
Keep a distance from condom?

When passions surge
And sex is the urge
Isn’t it your dirge
To with “The Managed” merge?

And who would a dagger grab,
When it has begun to stab
Or disdain a rescue cab
While some squad seeks to you nab?

When it’s reasonable to dodge
And you won’t even budge
A bullet might you nudge
Like an angered serge!...

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Lieutenant Columbo
The crumpled detective in the know
He was pulling the strings
When he popped back to ask one more thing

Jessica Fletcher
Would always get ya
No panda car required to catch the murdering type
She nab them just on her bike

Miss Marple (Jane)
Into town always came
Just after a murder was committed
She'd solve it then show you a jumper she'd knitted

9th February 2023
Upto You Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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Great-Dancing Monkey

Funky
monkey

Not Ben and Jerry’s!

Chunky
Monkey

Servant Baboon

Monkey
flunky

Monkey in Chains

Clunky 
Monkey

Too Long Near Skunk Cage

Skunky
monkey

Monkey Tree Lover

Hanger
Langur

Foreman of Monkey Brigade

Langer
Ganger

When Monkeys Want to Eat like Humans

Baboons 
grab spoons

Stolen by Renegade Baboons

Baboons
nab prunes

Jan. 18, 2023
for Brian Strand No 1172 Poetry Contest...

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Representative Jamaal Bowman sets off a fire alarm in the House Chamber
     rips down the 'Emergency' signs
        heads for the hills
  Doesn't apologize 'til the police nab him ... then AOC whines
        'Jamaal was confused'

  A clearcut case of 'white privilege' turned on its head
     Even KINDERGARTENERS know not to pull an alarm that's red!
  Perhaps Jamaal never attended elementary school
     While AOC thinks she can play us all for fools...

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I've had many pets in my life.
Right now two cats and I abide
In my small house the size for us,
But I can't let this pair outside.
They're feral cats that I rescued
When wild coyotes invaded nests.
Wild coyotes on our rich farm land
Have become real cat-nab pests.

A neutered tom and spayed kitty
Have the full range of my loved home.
Their antics keep me entertained
And none of us now care to roam.
They run and play amicably
And gladly share their lives me. 

11/16/2014...

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