Short Moronic Poems
Short Moronic Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Moronic by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Moronic by length and keyword.
Let me break this down!
A?
aunna
J?
jones
Middle name: Marie
*aunna rie* {ironic, moronic, or iconic? right?}
a? aunnarie
J? jerk
Now that's classic let me see yal do it?
Categories:
moronic, beautiful, destiny, dream, funny, girl, i am,
Form:
Blitz
I'm talking to you
mr pathetic
you dopey
half-baked
imbecile
every time you say
a word
i'm about to throw up
from your moronic
dumb-ass
pointless
ideas
go to school
and educate yourself
you
bugged-out
and retarded
brainless...
Categories:
moronic, parody,
Form:
Free verse
Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick
Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.
Jim Horn
Categories:
moronic, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
mixed bag of misgivings misconstrued Mrs. Mulligan’s miscomprehensions misunderstood. Miserable Mrs. M. mistrusted Minnesota moderators’ misuse of mockery and mimicry. Monkeyshine mix up, monopolized moronic mood, a monumental mortiferous mistake made by many.
Categories:
moronic, word play,
Form:
Alliteration
It seems the most dangerous symptom caused by the Omicron* strain is that it makes the radicals even more moronic!
*A new Covid variant that the doctor who raised the alarm about it says so far Omicron has caused only very mild symptoms. https://youtu.be/HisaMHjRkvk
Categories:
moronic, angst, anxiety, confusion, feelings, science, science fiction,
Form:
Political Verse
Earthlings are both brilliant and moronic,
drinking from a glass a potent tonic.
Devil-angel with free will,
climbing up a self made hill.
Shackled by our rancor throughout history,
the love of saints and gurus set us free.
Made of water dirt and air,
Earth is bound by earnest prayer.
Categories:
moronic, people
Form:
Rhyme
VaxxiBillions
The majority of splendid minds
the minority a jar of pickled brains
over six billion shots
freedom to live
not die of ignorance
Without, most would not even be here
I remember the black plague
of the 1600's
people were stupid back then
death fed on them
ignorance is the twin of evil
Categories:
moronic, freedom, judgement, murder, political, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
The identical twin girls’ cryptophasia precedes them into a room
They wear their cute identical twinness like a peacock with a plume
The two get mobbed, picked up cuddled by strangers with a va-va-voom.
In crypto-language one says to the other, I wish I had a broom.
Moronic adults think toddlers are delighted as they parade around the room.
Categories:
moronic, giggle,
Form:
Monorhyme
Scornful detest here it lie
Anger, hate reflect my sight
Amid your skillful moronic sense
Have a dare to eye my eye !!
With the contiguous idiotic charm
Try my attention, I demand
I assure you, will not stop
For you my patience and my calm!
Love me, like me, hate me, fight me,
Piss me, jerk me, kick me, **** me,
But here my challenge for you to take
Eye me, if you're yet to go insane !
Categories:
moronic, imagination, mystery, hate,
Form:
Chant Royal
Within a distant moral search
the truth whips her hair in your face
sashayed from oblivion comes
the trickeries of the momentous
idea that we are all one. Lies of utter
moronic identifiers of what emotion
shows upon your face. The clock strikes
a handsome note whispering the names
of those who will make it to the gates
in the atmosphere of choice.
Who decides our fate?
Categories:
moronic, time,
Form:
Free verse
A meteor flashes out- forth away
Over the wide statures of olden snows
A drought-afflicted sky, moronic stray
Flaccidly cascading, its essence flows
Resting lazy on terrestrial d'splay
A gasp of quiet fills the whiff serene
Crypt of dark, amongst, shadowy abyss
Dreary stones all over place, as streams glean
Its abundance — Behold! A utter hiss
Listening to quiet shining moon scene
Categories:
moronic, spring,
Form:
Quintain (English)
The world thrives off
The educated ignorance,
End a life to save another,
Spread war to bring peace.
You listen as you find
Belonging in the chaos,
Fed clearly coded lies,
Silent screaming in your face,
Giving meaning to a pointless cause.
It’s oxymoronic,
No, more just moronic,
To give in to such an idea.
But the sad truth to the lies
Is that the endless war
Can’t and won’t be stopped.
Categories:
moronic, war,
Form:
Free verse
The pyramid at Giza
is ancient they say,
but is it oldest
on the worldwide grid?
Some others say nay,
consider Java's Gunung Padang
built 27,000 years ago
a new study shows.
Archeologists raise their eyebrows,
they scoff and snort,
we must surely investigate
those most moronic upstarts.
They question timelines ordained
by us long ago;
we can't be usurped
by those deluded pretenders!
Categories:
moronic, history,
Form:
Narrative
Beauty and diversity
With a thousand and one diversities
defining beauty sounds moronic
Deep blue eyes and glossy skin
that patently are a lover's whim,
Ornate the wrapped dry emotions
and a stone cold heart sometimes,
While an awful look cannot ensconce
the warmth and brimming allegiance
of mind and thoughts that never fail to entice.
Written April 25th, 2016
For contest by PD A
Categories:
moronic, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Scientific medley of most moronic biologic
Miss the point of spirit moving on the water
Breeze like thunder not specific just terrific
Bigger bang to crystallize your set of eyes
To see your holographic morphed reality
For you and me all temporary but enlightened
Bright beyond belief we all attuned to energy
The scope of all we see a panorama in a moment
Third dimension projection of your reality
Categories:
moronic, deep,
Form:
Free verse
Great Talkers
Those blessed with the gift of the gab
Are really found without Love
As everything they say
To a prospective suitor
Sounds like a Love Poem
Designed and written especially for them
Until the smell of Roses wares off
And is replaced by the Manure
it is based in
And Isn't it Ironic
How ugly is Platonic
Beauty is Moronic
Talk and Love is Cheap
And No Buys Roses
For the Losers and the Lonely
Categories:
moronic, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
PREFACE
I wrote this after I saw a poet suggest
~ that all the unvaxxed be put to death,
A moronic statement and one thar rings
and mirrors the ugly,.....Adolph Hitler.
Heaven help us, if we turn into killers.
...........My Prayer..........
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I beg thee Lord, all my rights to keep.
If forcibly vaxxed, before I wake,
Send Satan and their Hitlerian souls to take.
12/14/2021
Categories:
moronic, hope, poets, prayer,
Form:
Rhyme
There comes a time
For every person
When you begin to question your worth.
Sometimes you question
The extent of your work.
Is it good enough?
Is it neat enough?
Is it captivating?
Will it create awe
In the reader’s mind?
Or will it sound dull?
Empty?
Boring?
Will they call it moronic
Or a delight?
How will I know?
Am I being ridiculous?
Is this just self doubt?
Or is this real?
Is there an ounce of truth
To my doubt?
Categories:
moronic, forgiveness, lost love,
Form:
Free verse