Short Moronic Poems

Platonic is quite moronic
As our nature is hedonic
For every lure
God grants a cure
My mum says its gin and tonic...

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Let me break this down!
A?
aunna
J?
jones
Middle name: Marie
*aunna rie* {ironic, moronic, or iconic? right?}
a? aunnarie
J? jerk 
Now that's classic let me see yal do it?...

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I'm talking to you
mr pathetic
you dopey
half-baked
imbecile
every time you say
a word
i'm about to throw up
from your moronic
dumb-ass
pointless
ideas
go to school
and educate yourself
you 
bugged-out
and retarded
brainless......

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Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick

Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.

Jim Horn...

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It seems the most dangerous symptom caused by the Omicron* strain is that it makes the radicals even more moronic! 

*A new Covid variant that the doctor who raised the alarm about it says so far Omicron has caused only very mild symptoms. https://youtu.be/HisaMHjRkvk...

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Earthlings are both brilliant and moronic,
drinking from a glass a potent tonic.
Devil-angel with free will,
climbing up a self made hill.

Shackled by our rancor throughout history,
the love of saints and gurus set us free.
Made of water dirt and air,
Earth is bound by earnest prayer....

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VaxxiBillions

The majority of splendid minds
the minority a jar of pickled brains
over six billion shots
freedom to live
not die of ignorance

Without, most would not even be here
I remember the black plague
of the 1600's
people were stupid back then
death fed on them

ignorance is the twin of evil...

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The identical twin girls’ cryptophasia precedes them into a room
They wear their cute identical twinness like a peacock with a plume
The two get mobbed, picked up cuddled by strangers with a va-va-voom.
In crypto-language one says to the other, I wish I had a broom.
Moronic adults think toddlers are delighted as they parade around the room....

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Scornful detest here it lie
Anger, hate reflect my sight
Amid your skillful moronic sense
Have a dare to eye my eye !!

With the contiguous idiotic charm
Try my attention, I demand
I assure you, will not stop
For you my patience and my calm!

Love me, like me, hate me, fight me,
Piss me, jerk me, kick me, **** me,
But here my challenge for you to take
Eye me, if you're yet to go insane !...

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Within a distant moral search 
the truth whips her hair in your face 
sashayed from oblivion comes 
the trickeries of the momentous 
idea that we are all one. Lies of utter 
moronic identifiers of what emotion 
shows upon your face. The clock strikes 
a handsome note whispering the names 
of those who will make it to the gates 
in the atmosphere of choice. 

Who decides our fate?...

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A meteor flashes out- forth away
Over the wide statures of olden snows
A drought-afflicted sky, moronic stray
Flaccidly cascading, its essence flows
Resting lazy on terrestrial d'splay

A gasp of quiet fills the whiff serene
Crypt of dark, amongst, shadowy abyss
Dreary stones all over place, as streams glean 
Its abundance — Behold! A utter hiss 
Listening to quiet shining moon scene...

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The world thrives off
The educated ignorance,
End a life to save another,
Spread war to bring peace.
You listen as you find
Belonging in the chaos,
Fed clearly coded lies,
Silent screaming in your face,
Giving meaning to a pointless cause.
It’s oxymoronic,
No, more just moronic,
To give in to such an idea.
But the sad truth to the lies
Is that the endless war
Can’t and won’t be stopped....

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The pyramid at Giza 
is ancient they say,
but is it oldest
on the worldwide grid?

Some others say nay,
consider Java's Gunung Padang
built 27,000 years ago
a new study shows.

Archeologists raise their eyebrows,
they scoff and snort,
we must surely investigate 
those most moronic upstarts.

They question timelines ordained
by us long ago;
we can't be usurped
by those deluded pretenders!...

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Beauty and diversity





With a thousand and one diversities
defining beauty sounds moronic

Deep blue eyes and glossy skin
that patently are a lover's whim, 
Ornate the wrapped dry emotions
and a stone cold heart sometimes,

While an awful look cannot ensconce
the warmth and brimming allegiance
of mind and thoughts that never fail to entice.





Written April 25th, 2016
For contest by PD A...

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Scientific medley of most moronic biologic
Miss the point of spirit moving on the water
Breeze like thunder not specific just terrific

Bigger bang to crystallize your set of eyes
To see your holographic morphed reality
For you and me all temporary but enlightened

Bright beyond belief we all attuned to energy
The scope of all we see a panorama in a moment
Third dimension projection of your reality...

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Great Talkers

Those blessed with the gift of the gab

Are really found without Love

As everything they say
To a prospective suitor
Sounds like a Love Poem

Designed and written especially for them

Until the smell of Roses wares off

And is replaced by the Manure
it is based in

And Isn't it Ironic
How ugly is Platonic
Beauty is Moronic

Talk and Love is Cheap

And No Buys Roses 
For the Losers and the Lonely...

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PREFACE

I wrote this after I saw a poet suggest
~ that all the unvaxxed be put to death,
A moronic statement and one thar rings 
and mirrors the ugly,.....Adolph Hitler.
Heaven help us, if we turn into killers.

     ...........My Prayer..........

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I beg thee Lord, all my rights to keep.
If forcibly vaxxed, before I wake,
Send Satan and their Hitlerian souls to take.

                    12/14/2021...

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There comes a time 
For every person
When you begin to question your worth.

Sometimes you question
The extent of your work.
Is it good enough?
Is it neat enough? 
Is it captivating?
Will it create awe
In the reader’s mind?

Or will it sound dull?
Empty?
Boring?
Will they call it moronic 
Or a delight?

How will I know?
Am I being ridiculous?
Is this just self doubt?
Or is this real?
Is there an ounce of truth 
To my doubt?...

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