Short Mooing Poems

COLD MOON

everyone’s mooning
over the cold moon
except the cow is mooing

12/29/2020...

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Snowy pear blossoms
And rosy peach flowers
Skirt the green hills
Overnight came the news
Of spring with mooing cows
And bleating goats

1978...

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Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo...

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On a four way cross road out threw the fields where the cows roam, there a song in every heart as nauture is singing freely, like the birds chirping, the sun shining, the cows mooing and Im watching the flowers keep blooming and the garden growing, Down in the country....

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she's utterly
ridiculous
hovering
above

me but where
gravity takes
control yet
she's more

than
a mouthful
so i try bleating
and starvingly start

mooing 
trying to move
the swinging pendula
to stop dancing that by some

chance
i might be
able to taste
her milkshake...

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What a place 2 be
So beautiful so majestic are thee
Flowers bloom in the meadows
Harvesters in the fields
Cows mooing in the pasture
As the sun shines over the hills

Country roads that lead to no where
Lil log cabins sitting there
Fog a dew cover the night air
Like a thin blanket hung up there...

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The blues black canvas
Night scares emerald
Blizzard's fire
Sunlight so dire
Cliff dwelling mountain goats
In the golden hour mooing like cows
While well endowed
Mountain town
Smoking a cig blackened stained grass
Earths on fire amidst Eden's waterfalls 


11/17/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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(first one revised because I found out Bugs Bunny was not Disney character)

"Bugs"

Funny
Bunny

Pickpocket Bunny

Grab it
Rabbit

Audience of Angry Cows

Booing
Mooing

Dog Entertainment

Fido's 
Slide shows

Wild Dogs' Laughter

Jackals'
Cackles

April 8, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 9) Poetry Contest...

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Mooing oohing barnyard zooming
Loosy goosy is gently grooming.
True blue moon is choosing looming.
Sue Boo’s moose is rooster booming.

We are through with the foolishness of you two.
Come back in a month after you move in with McGoo
There’s no need for fu dog stew, nothing to prove. 
This moony barn is frankly peaceful in its wonderful groove....

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silly sequoia slumbering
meager mists mooing
callous clouds clustering
voluptuous vibes vying
tempted twigs twiddling
salient sleep swilling

spooky silver silhouette
pulling pulpy pests
contracting cautious crrsts

lousy clouds lurching
gaunt glottis grooving
gigantesque syllables dripping

mystic mountain moaning;
sleep's spell swigging.
       19:12:05:08:17...

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Woman who doesn't have
fear of cockroach ...
man who supports
well the pain ...
Nervous to become silent,
shy to be super speaker ...
serious to smile,
unsmiling have
loose laughter ...
Listen to the snake chirp ...
Cow coughing and ox flying,
christened horse attend
the mass,
battle horse
to fight...
Jaguar do
the nails,
mooing bullfrog,
ancient cock command ......

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In France a cow's called a vache
A crass bovine who's moo is so brash
Some are infected by mad cow disease
They give sour milk, making rancid cheese
I know what will be a cow's fate
One day soon she'll be on my plate
I will not miss its whiney mooing
Or cow pats in fields from its poohing

Inspired by but not for Animal Nonsense Contest


08-18-17...

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‘ That’s It … ’ (Or All She Wrote)

The Wolf Forgot To Howl
Flightless, Was The Fowl
The Dog Didn’t Growl
And The Pig, Kept His Bowels

And No Mooing From The Cows
No Cougar, On The Prowl
No Horse Moved In Corals
And No Train, Rode The Rails

Nor Sound From A Hoot Owl
and No Sound, of A Child’s Vowels
Even, Woman, Was Too Scared To Scowl …
… When Man … Threw In The Towel …...

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Mom and I liked to go on country drives,
she drove fast and I feared for our lives;
we got lost most of the time,
in lush scenery sublime;
Oh, don't worry ! 'Cause we always survives !

Down long winding roads many farms we passed,
but because they were a blur I looked fast;
we sped by brown mooing cows,
and startled farmers on ploughs;
later, I exclaimed  . . .  Mom that was a blast !...

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Fibonacci diamond syllable count...1-2-3-5-8-13-21-13-8-5-3-2-1

I 

Cannot

Sleep one wink.

Oh doctor help me.

For white is black and red is up.

The ghosts are out in the daytime and I can see them.

The sun is where the blue night sky is..I don't know if I can go on much longer.

The pigs are mooing and I swear I heard the cat bark.

Now sir let us adjust your meds.


I'll be so thankful

Geodon

And now

Sleep...

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Who Is Your Neighbour

Who is your neighbour?
Hey! You must be joking!

The kennel on my right for
My bulldog my bully to rip down my door.

The barn of cows mooing on my left keep
My kitchen replenished with daily deliverance.

A tumbled down house I see afar
Knock-knock! Is anyone in?

Squealing fat mice tear down my legs
Thieves! Plunderers! In the name of a Neighbour!



September 9, 2015
Competition: Who Is Your Neighbour
Sponsor: Mystic Rose...

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The farmer said to the cow
Be quiet you old sow
To which she replied
I am not a pig, I am a mooing cow!
He looked at her mockingly
Saying "That is yet to be determined"
She huffed and puffed as he called the butcher.

Whether she was a cow, or a pig or even a one legged chicken
She is now the silent one.

For on the table she sits
A rightful dish along with the haggis
The Fox shall enjoy his menu de la soir
Roasted and basted
Merry Christmas to one and all!...

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cooing blackbirds drowned out with quick ugly squawk
dairy barn invaded by an irritated jay
wooing bovine herds mooing down by eagle rock
airy haymow fragrance potent on this summer day

nest in rafters, possibly of a small frightened wren.
able farmer’s wife shoos prickly crow away
rest of barn’s hay is harsh, prickly and rather thin
stable in August is usually in bit of disarray

Written 1-23-2020
Sponsor: Dear Heart
Contest: Let’s Write a Lento Poetry Contest...

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