Short Moe Poems

Moe was asked to dance,
But then he pulled out a lance....

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Innie, meanie, minnie, Moe,
Where the hell did Larry and Curly go?...

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curly loves to dance
larry plays the violin
moe just likes to lead...

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"How are you?" he said.
"Co-moe 'sta?" is my reply.
We will work on that....

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once an old raven named moe

wanted to be a young crow

friends did surmise

he'd end up in pies

so flew him away in tow.
...

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Everyone Called Him Old Man Moe,

Living Free Like A Hobo.

He Once Hopped A Train

In The Driving Rain

But, Slipped And Lost His Big Toe....

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Two friends an MBA acquired
In Colorado were inspired
A drug store for Joe
A pot farm for Moe
A joint venture they conspired


August 22, 2017...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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Moe, Larry, Curly are gone
but the stooges still live on
you'll find them in Washington
of us, they make fun




Entry for John Freeman's contest...

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Three manic morons: Moe, Curly, Larry
  Ante up for a talking canary ~
    It attracts boobirds
    They cry, 'How absurd' ~ 
  Clever jokers rename her 'Miss Carrie'...

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They say I can't write about God
Nor how faithless the saints have trod
A Saint I ain't
I lack white paint
But you should see my fishing rod*

*Its telescopic!...

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe 

I had a Pappy; his name was Moe. 

Pappy Moe raised a deer; it was a doe. 

The doe he raised was named Joe. 

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe 

My Pappy Moe....

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Einee, meinee, mighty, moe,
I was surpised to find my wife a ho,
Up above the world so high,
She would flash any man her thigh...
Einee, meinee, mighty, moe,
Wish it hadn't turned out so....

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There's this roundish fellow named Moe Hyatt
  Who's beginning a strange liquid diet
    Hyatt will only drink kegs
    'No, Moe!' his poor liver begs
  Then all his innards start to run riot...

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe,
Are acid, cannabis, booze, and blow.
Do some and your mind will grow,
But once their done, you'll feel so-so.
So catch your cravings by the toe,
And when you holler, let them go....

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Eanie, meanie, miney, moe,
Watch how my canabis plant does grow
Itsy, bitsy, and much, much more
Watch the cops break down my door
In front of the judge, how do you plead?
I suddenly realize he's the one that
sold me the seed!...

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Fee Fie Foh Fum
Free Fry 'Fro Frum
Flee Fly Flow Flum

Dee Die Doe Dumb 
Me My Moe Mum
Knee Nigh No Numb

Bee Bye Bo Bum
We Why Woe Wum
Tea Tie Toe Tum

See Sigh So Sum
Hee High Ho-Hum
Pea Pie Poe Poem

       Ta-Da!...

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Circle ,circle, dot, dot
who hates me or love moe not,
tempting; the wrath of man
So long I've been captured in my corner,
and came full attack,
Like the Jabberwockee,
The gnarl or bite of my tongue;
Is surely worser than my bark...

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Asked my class name, 3 famous people in history, they would like to see

"The first child said Lincoln, Washington, and Ali"  

2nd one said" I really don't know"

The last one said," Curley, Larry, and Moe 









 
9/6/2018...

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his love is more contageous
than you'll ever know
his strenghth to let us live
moe powerful than any man
the Lord allows us to live on this earth
to make our mistakes
to hopefully walk in his footsteps
as he did soo many many 
years before our time...

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My daughter is an angel,
For her I rarely fear,
For I am always reassured by the promises I hear,
That she is in God's hands,
And in God she always stands,
But sometimes when I doubt,
And I cannot see her safe,
I think to my man Moe,
And I know she's good to go!!!...

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When I lost my heart in San Francisco,
I was advised to go to the Lost and Found at First and Briscoe. 
But to my chagrin, they had more than one lost heart, 
and no matter how closely I examined 'em, I couldn't tell 'em apart.
So what could I do but just go eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Bro?
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There once was an ol'man named Moe
made quilts but never learned to sew.
     He put'em together with gray tape
     made with all kinds of colors,shapes. 
Number of quilts he made was only two.
                             Teresa Skyles

Entered in John Freeman's"Slapstick limerick"contest...

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Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics:

Why does your soul feel like a hole
Wherein a mole used to hide
Why does your heart fall all apart
It will not start deep inside.

Why won't somebody make my hot toddy
Oh lawdy lawdy, oh no
Why is it scary here on the ferry
With Curley Larry and Moe....

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Helter-skelter, upper-downer, 
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.

Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.

Larry scoops Moe; Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry; Larry yanks Moe....

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