Short Moe Poems
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once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
friends did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Everyone Called Him Old Man Moe,
Living Free Like A Hobo.
He Once Hopped A Train
In The Driving Rain
But, Slipped And Lost His Big Toe.
Two friends an MBA acquired
In Colorado were inspired
A drug store for Joe
A pot farm for Moe
A joint venture they conspired
August 22, 2017
there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!
Moe, Larry, Curly are gone
but the stooges still live on
you'll find them in Washington
of us, they make fun
Entry for John Freeman's contest
Three manic morons: Moe, Curly, Larry
Ante up for a talking canary ~
It attracts boobirds
They cry, 'How absurd' ~
Clever jokers rename her 'Miss Carrie'
They say I can't write about God
Nor how faithless the saints have trod
A Saint I ain't
I lack white paint
But you should see my fishing rod*
*Its telescopic!
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
I had a Pappy; his name was Moe.
Pappy Moe raised a deer; it was a doe.
The doe he raised was named Joe.
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
My Pappy Moe.
Einee, meinee, mighty, moe,
I was surpised to find my wife a ho,
Up above the world so high,
She would flash any man her thigh...
Einee, meinee, mighty, moe,
Wish it hadn't turned out so.
There's this roundish fellow named Moe Hyatt
Who's beginning a strange liquid diet
Hyatt will only drink kegs
'No, Moe!' his poor liver begs
Then all his innards start to run riot
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe,
Are acid, cannabis, booze, and blow.
Do some and your mind will grow,
But once their done, you'll feel so-so.
So catch your cravings by the toe,
And when you holler, let them go.
Fee Fie Foh Fum
Free Fry 'Fro Frum
Flee Fly Flow Flum
Dee Die Doe Dumb
Me My Moe Mum
Knee Nigh No Numb
Bee Bye Bo Bum
We Why Woe Wum
Tea Tie Toe Tum
See Sigh So Sum
Hee High Ho-Hum
Pea Pie Poe Poem
Ta-Da!
Eanie, meanie, miney, moe,
Watch how my canabis plant does grow
Itsy, bitsy, and much, much more
Watch the cops break down my door
In front of the judge, how do you plead?
I suddenly realize he's the one that
sold me the seed!
Circle ,circle, dot, dot
who hates me or love moe not,
tempting; the wrath of man
So long I've been captured in my corner,
and came full attack,
Like the Jabberwockee,
The gnarl or bite of my tongue;
Is surely worser than my bark
Asked my class name, 3 famous people in history, they would like to see
"The first child said Lincoln, Washington, and Ali"
2nd one said" I really don't know"
The last one said," Curley, Larry, and Moe
9/6/2018
his love is more contageous
than you'll ever know
his strenghth to let us live
moe powerful than any man
the Lord allows us to live on this earth
to make our mistakes
to hopefully walk in his footsteps
as he did soo many many
years before our time
My daughter is an angel,
For her I rarely fear,
For I am always reassured by the promises I hear,
That she is in God's hands,
And in God she always stands,
But sometimes when I doubt,
And I cannot see her safe,
I think to my man Moe,
And I know she's good to go!!!
There once was an ol'man named Moe
made quilts but never learned to sew.
He put'em together with gray tape
made with all kinds of colors,shapes.
Number of quilts he made was only two.
Teresa Skyles
Entered in John Freeman's"Slapstick limerick"contest
Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics:
Why does your soul feel like a hole
Wherein a mole used to hide
Why does your heart fall all apart
It will not start deep inside.
Why won't somebody make my hot toddy
Oh lawdy lawdy, oh no
Why is it scary here on the ferry
With Curley Larry and Moe.
Helter-skelter, upper-downer,
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.
Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.
Larry scoops Moe; Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry; Larry yanks Moe.
Moe and Joe had a toe.
It went too slow so they called Bozo.
Bozo came and made a flame but they couldn't blame the sugar cane.
So Moe and Joe got a new toe and it didn't go slow so they were full of snow.
I wrote the above when I was in kindergarten.
Well, my mother wrote it for me because I couldn't read or write at the time.
Of a raven wrote Edgar Poe
That came but would never go
From its perch upon Pallas
Cuz it liked watching Dallas
On the TV picture show.
Alternate, sillier version:
Of a raven wrote Edgar Poe
That came but would never go,
Whilst it dreamt of its Muses,
Two of The Stooges;
Of Larry and of Curly but never Moe.
He is a bookies monkey,
A blackjack Joe,
A casino junkie,
A slot machine Moe,
He is a roulette Roger,
A double down Dave,
A betting shop lodger,
A gambling slave,
He is a baccarat Billy,
A poker sharp Pete,
A wily old Willie,
A Charlie cheat,
He is a high stakes Harry,
A dog track Dan,
A lotto Larry,
He is the gambling man
(Dedicated to Larry Fine who died January 24, 1975.)
When you died in 1975, it was very bad.
It made millions of people sad.
You were a great performer and people loved to watch you.
They tuned in to see the wacky things that you'd do.
You starred in every episode unlike Curly, Shemp and Joe.
The only two who starred in every episode were you and Moe.
Form:
(Dedicated to Moe Howard who died May 4, 1975.)
He had black hair, he was short and his name was Moe.
He loved to slap and poke Larry, Curly and Joe.
I've seen most of the shows he was in.
Moe and the other stooges were very funny men.
1975 was a sad year because God decided that it was time for him to go.
I'm talking about the unique and talented performer named Moe.
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