Short Meteorologist Poems

I shall be a scientist, the six-year-old said.
A paleontologist? asked his uncle Ned
a meteorologist? suggested his grandpa Ed
A chemist? An astronomer? what is in your head?
I want to do experiments in the lab, the lad said....

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STAN THE METEOROLOGIST

Somewhere in the presents of the mist;
This young man Stan decided to enlist;
In a primal it rains way,
shining brightly the sun's rays;
Dehumidifying natures nist,  what a tryst twist?


11/3/20
Written words by James E. Lee Sr. © 2020
LIMERICK POEM TYPE...

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A groundbreaking weather struggle has evolved today 

over the length of this Year,s chill

Early Spring said Staten Island Chuck 

forecasting through the muck

 whilst he was disparaged as a quack 

by Puxstawney Phil

 Whichever rodents predictions fits you best

it might be time to second-guess

 whether Puxstawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck 

need to take a new meteorologist test!...

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Ocular hypertension and
A couple of jabs here

I read the letters on the chart and
Threw in the towel

But she was adamant 
The connotations

Pay-per-view Las Vegas
Ears bitten 

Jubba-jubba-jib-jab and
A bathroom meteorologist 

I got the receptionist
In a headlock 

I didn't kill Davey Moore
But I made another appointment and

Promised her the next time I was in
I would be the heavyweight champion of the world 



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The amber moon

Super moon last night saw it from my terrace
18% brighter and 20% nearer, said the meteorologist 
How unromantic can you get?
Hugh yellow and beautiful, so close I could reach
The moon with my broom, I felt the pull levitated
And dared to dream big.
Beauty should be shared till it becomes 
A memory pooled by lovers, but you were not there. 
This was a night of the vague nearness of the one you love.
I walked on a sandy lane thinking of your absence....

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her neihbobors pollen
caused her to sneeze
it made her angry
and she fell to her knee
oh god this
damn pollen
what the hell will I do
it's everywhere
she rinsed off her car
and she continued to sneeze
she washed her hair
and said oh god please
she cursed every grain
she damned every one
she Cursed the meteorologist
said he thought it was fun
damn you all
and damn the medication people to
damn let spring be over
i know you feel the same way too
germy germy people!...

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