Short Meg Poems

Nice try Meg, answers-no, no, and Ho,ho,ho...

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Meg said, "Get over it."
Over what I say,
Meg answered angrily
"I don't know what it is."
But I wish it would go away....

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maybe you should call me Meg
no, it’s no bother
I’ve always wanted a nickname
there’s already another Megan
so I’ll be a Meg...

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I once knew a pirate named Meg
The poor girl had only one leg
So I carved a prosthetic  
But it looked so pathetic
That everyone now calls her Peg...

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One day, one Day
I went out to play.

On that one day 
I jumped off the hay.

While playing with Meg
I broke my leg.

That one summer day
When I jumped off the hay....

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Joe Doakes packed a pistol for protection
Tucked away in his pants, 'scaped detection --
   Had a girl named Meg
   Who flashed him some leg -- 
Joe's pistol turned into an e-rec-tion...

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left the fame of name it all
name the game called
was a wall of justice
nuts to us?
lust beg
go meg
ryan

been buyin homes
left alone
im on roam
what am i?
not a cell phone
a leave alone
sown...

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M-use
E-rases
G-rief

R-elieving
E-motional
I-rritation
A-s
N-ifty

A-crostic
N-icely
G-ives
U-s
L-ovely
O-pportunity

Topic: Birthday of Meg Reian Angulo (July 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Meg has two old battered beer keg legs
that don't look to hold much more than dregs. 
But when Greg comes along 
she begs; "Please, please, belong 
to me.  I still gotta lotta eggs.”  


*Written at Elizabeth Wesley's request....

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Jewelry

Friend undergoing life saving surgery
Thinks "I can't go!  Haven't worn all my jewelry!"

12-1-21
Contest: Your Funniest Couplet
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins

True story.  To Meg who loves her bling and is now recovering for a near death experience wearing as much bling as possible!...

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She acted her way into his heart.
The lovely actress was very smart
She new her brown eyes and figure so slim.
Would win his love, if she acted for him.

Her name was Meg, He was Harry
Before too long they would marry
He gave up being prince one day
Now they live happily in the USA....

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Hangin' in there is all that I can do
My owner has trapped me, stuck me on a peg
All I was doin' was fun to ensue
Running as fast as I could on my limber leg
Right now I really don't like my owner Meg

Contest: Hangin' In There
Sponsor: Francine Roberts
Written by:  Sara Kendrick
Date written: 07, 30-31, 2011...

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how to live alone

late night , the big chill
plays quietly, scenes flicker
kevin kline
glenn close
meg tilly 
suicide 
reunion
old school chums
jeremiah was a bullfrog.

there in the middle of it all
rapt in that old house
wrapped in the night
living vicariously in film
me 
daisy
a few dreams
but no music....

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Queenie Meg went to Winnipeg
                                       And she dropped off on a powder keg
                                                But there near The Forks
                                                  Stood the megadorks
                                          They said," She did it is for a gag"....

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My Moment of Soredom by James Barrymore

When I play soccer its pure perfection
I fake them out and change direction

I put the ball between his legs 
I hear my teammate yell out meg

I’m getting close to their net
The winning goal I’m sure I’ll get

My leg is back to score a goal
But I missed the ball and broke my toe...

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You're understanding, kind and sweet
A better person I'll never meet
And when I need someone, you're always there
Just because I know you care

You always know what to say to me
We never fight, always agree
And if I could hold you now, I would
I'd feel so warm, so safe, so good

Maybe my feelings I'll be able to say
And you might feel the same way
Right now you may not know, it's true
But I think that I'm in love with you

Meg George...

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I have so many crush everywhere
Palpable and inner beauties, seen and felt somewhere
Likeness of Hedy, Audrey, Soraya, Grace, Yvonne, Sophia, Barbra, Jane, Julie, Jacklyn, Jodie, Morgan, Kelly, Michelle, Nasstassja, Diana, Winnie, Mary, Whitney, Kim, Sandra, Meg, Madeleine, Helen, Kate, Rebecca, Anne, Nancy, Keren, Corinne, Gloria, Mariah, Leigh, Simone, Maria... from East and West, I surely do.
From North and South are  my classmates, friends...
  and You!...

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i need a chicken leg
Please i won't beg
just give me a big one
one that's well done
I wanna cover it in gravy
and some ketchup maybe
I love me some chicken
The clock is still ticken
so hurry up and give me a bite
You need to do whats right!
and give me what i want
because im over here on a hunt
trying to find me something to chew on
before all the chicken is gone
So call up your buddy meg
and tell her i need a chicken leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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The Man of the House

By Elton Camp

“He who would not be a henpecked fool
Must show his wife that he means to rule”

Tom had heard that saying all his life 
He tried to apply it when he took a wife

He tried the “man of the house” routine,
Running out the back door Tom was seen

Meg had a rolling pin in her hand
“How dare you make such a demand!”

Tom got a large knot on his head
Only a month after he was wed

What might have worked long ago
Made poor Tom have to eat crow...

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Public protracts a meg night of sorrow.
My forebears' screaming intimidates me. 
I'm on high alert; catch my spirit growl.
Upheaval nations were met with fury. 

Whiners pelted with mallets left dreary. 
Police detained civil rights advocates. 
Despotism bears loads worrisome ailments. 
Anyone opposing the reins is held. 
 
Each note is judged by a team of experts,
Most of them seem to be wholly ignored.

Written: February 01st, 2022...

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Bake a Cake

Go ahead and crack an egg,
Mother Patsy and daughter Meg,
Could just not get it right,
It would, crash, splash with might,
On Grandpa’s wooden leg!

So Meg and her mum,
Decided to give grandpa rum,
So he wouldn’t be in the way,
They broke more eggs from a tray,
Finally they made a cake that was yum!

Grandpa woke up and ate the cake,
He thought it was great,
But got a pain in his tum,
Meg and mom called nine one one,
And then they continued to bake!...

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