Short Luck Of The Irish Poems

Green four-leaf clover
Mutated symbol of luck
Nature's sign of hope...

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You’re looking at me
Kiss me I’m Irish you say
With a face like that

I will do much more than that
Hey! The luck of the Irish...

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Last night I heard the banshee,
After a few swigs of whiskey,
And after I heard her scream,
I poured some Bailey's and cream.
Now I cannot hear her nor see.

3/13/17...

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A leprechaun looking for gold
'neath the shimmering shamrocks of olde
      (with the luck of a Gael)
      found ten bottles of ale
somewhat green as if covered with mould.

3/15/2017...

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The luck of the Irish has always been
St Patrick did not preach for men to preen
in great lewdness and less love
but for friends to look above...
with gratitude garnished with touch of green.

Written 02/4/ 2017...

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GOOD LUCK, SAM

Shamrocks with green eggs and ham.
Resistance from Sam I Am.
If you offer him gold,
he won’t see the mold.
Leprechauns roar at the sham.

3/14/2017
Kim Merryman’s Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest...

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Off, Seamus marched with a swagger,
Yet, soon, he slowed, that sly lagger.
Then, not very far,
He snuck to a bar:
By noon, his march was a stagger.



March 17, 2017
Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
Kim Merryman, Sponsor...

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Guinness Interruptus 

The sweet lass he was chasing was Finnish
but like Popeye he needed his spinach
to build up his strength
in longing and length
so he stopped for a flagon of Guinness


3/14/2017

submitted to – Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest...

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In a horrible dull monotone

Bobby spoke, and his girlfriend would moan,

“No kisses from me,

dear Bobby McGee

till you first kiss the old Blarney Stone.”


Written March 15, 2017 for
Kim Merryman's Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest...

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There once was an entrepreneur
An Irish born rank amateur
He made garden chairs
Outdoor tables I swear
His name was Paddy O'Furniture



Written 14th March 2017

Entry to "luck of the Irish limerick" contest

Notes: happy St Patrick's day to all my fellow Irish men and women...

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There once was a leprechaun named Arnie,

   Who hailed from the village of Killarney.

      When his belly was sated,

         Said the lass that he dated:

            "You are chock-full of Guinness and blarney!"

Entry for Kim Merryman's "Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest"

(14 March 2017)...

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There was once an elf who learnt how to brew
a full-bodied beer and cook Irish stew.
He mixed them both together
with whisky for good measure.
When BANG went the pot a tantrum he threw!

-- --- --- - -- --- - - - - --				
Contest: Luck of the Irish
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
         Placed 5th
 © 15th March 2017...

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Was walking-  s e a r c h i n g  for  DEEP  green clover,
when ROWDY  b a w d y  pixies flew  o v e r.

One said, she was a Colleen,
or was that name said, Irene!

"LISTEN UP  g i r l i e ,  THIS  is  OUR  c l o v e r !"

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March 14, 2017


For the contest, Luck Of The Irish
sponsor, Kim Merryman...

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To the luck of the Irish is what they say
For today we celebrate St. Patrick's Day
With little leprechauns running around
Their gold still hiding, waiting to be found
With four leaf clovers across a breast
Their myth of luck was put to the test
Then before our eyes
What should we behold?
But a leprechaun shouting,
"I found me gold!"...

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Wednesday's the middle of the sandwich
  equidistant from weekends -- unhitched
Plenty of room for all those toppings
  ketchup, mayo and rain showers -- she's sopping

How unjust, other days' inequitable ways
  they'd blanch at my nickname of 'Hump Day'...
Alas, ignominy grinds on; the day's not yet over
  ~ Tomorrow's Thursday, that four-leaf clover...

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