Short Limousine Poems

Green sequin lines leather seats
In a shining emerald limousine,
As a television screen streams
Sequences of the finest of suites....

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I have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine....

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Met a hustler named,Funky Cold Cash,

who had a swagger his attitude matched

with buckets of ducats and white collar dollars,

i watched as his limousine crashed...


*...

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Happy birthday, dear Josephine, 
The traveler hires the driver; 
Riding in a black limousine 
Brings much thrill to the passenger. 

Topic: Birthday of Josephine G. Morales (March 19)...

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Town Car
Limousine
Golf Cart
Handicap
Hole in 1
Sand Wedge
Bunker
Apprentice
Litigation
1 Term
4 Short year's
Reality
Fired
Good luck Joe
You won
It's your problem now
Time to deliver...

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whilst at kettle pond lake casino 
wouldn't you know it started to snow

over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow


2/10/18
this is for 
kettle pond lake contest
gl all...

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Slashed lines’ frequency extends 
Neon-freckled wormhole ride 
Unstable tide rocks the set 
Slashed lines’ frequency extends 
Ivory starlight, synthetic decay
Shape distorting abyssal cry
Slashed lines’ frequency extends 
Neon-freckled wormhole ride...

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Santa uses a sleigh
A race car!
A sled!
A tambourine!

How do you use a tambourine?
He drummed out a beat.
We mean to get around
To travel

Oh, that’s easy.
He has a limousine.
We are in ready-to-punch-each-other mode now
Just then Santa flies by under a helium balloon...

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My queens and heroines,
Truly beautiful even when off-screen
For it is truly their love with most gleen,
Which captivates me, just like sequin.

My queens and heroines,
So amazing, yet so beyond reach of my means.
If only I could see them leave their limousine,
But alas I'm less than who deem them as so mean.
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A cosy little house
 A cosy little man
  A cosy little job
  A cosy little plan
 A cosy little life
  A cosy little Fyffe
A cosy little mind
  A cosy little bind
 A cosy little dream
 A cosy limousine
A cosy little cash
A cosy little rash
A cosy little sex
A cosy little flex
A cosy little riddle
For a cosy little middle...

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billions advance
most for fewest
none at best
arrest the rest
the wretches
naked and poor
scorched earth
superstar stretched
stretch limousine
king's lear jet
platinum chariot
to the office
or the party
not the office party
common still
loud commoners
some at any rate
least for most
trillions recede

30th September 2018...

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Limousine open top
Stars peeking through
Full moon
Holding hands

Tall white hat cuisine
Candles lit table set
Glasses filled with wine
Cloth napkins embroidered 

Diamond eyes golden hair
Long sexy dress sliced
Lips like red rubies 
Tantalizing and wanting

Heart shaped bed red petals 
Clothes off
X-X-X
Breakfast in bed

Happy Valentines...

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> Prom
> 
> (for Julia)
> 
> A blue gown.
> 
> Glass slippers came yesterday.
> 
> Hair piled high.
> 
> A white limousine.
> 
> No talk of midnight or pumpkins.
> 
> The universes of your eyes and
> 
> the centuries of giggling girls
> 
> waiting quietly around your mouth
> 
> 
> will compete with
> 
> a shiny pendant
> 
> and diamond-studded ears.
> 
> Pity.
>...

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his final journey
in a huge black limousine
death comes to us all

the funeral cost
he won’t have to pay the bill ...
grieving relatives!!!!!!

I know the florists
make a 'killing' out of death
no wreathes when I'm gone!

I don’t want any
floral tributes when I die
give me flowers now!

I would much prefer
charitable donations
Hospice benefit!


10/18/18...

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Keep all in your lap or clench all
I'll not go to snatch your aristocratic mall

The elegant dressing up,
The sky scraper building,
The limousine car,
The hair style,
The beard style,
The shoe
For your food I don't wanna to be your foe!

But leave me on my righteous five rights
Food, Cloth, Residence, Treatment & Education
I don't wanna to live in your so called civilization!

-April 27,2018 Chattogram...

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A country boy
from the Yorkshire Dales
overnight an one hit wonder
when appearing on television in the uk's
top pop show.
'Thank your lucky stars'
This country bumpkin
in the big city
five star hotel, limousine, the works
along with an accent to boot
and a new one to learn
from the usa,
'Freddy Cannon' from the deep south
the top act, along with england's finest.
And i was only 19.

© Harry J Horsman  2012...

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A stream drowned those in a limousine
Artificial light lit the floating obscene
Cheap people with rich ideals
Water way to go down the Hollwood hills

The ambulance was too late
And suffered similar fate
Caring people with floating pills
Water way to go down the Hollywood hills

And a news crew came to cover the scene
Floating bodies made them faint and they sunk to the stream
Insensitive people with sensationalist wills
Water way to go down the Hollywood hills...

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Manhattan hi-rise nestles
a yawning head-in-the-clouds woman
ready for another consumptive day.
Shod in Choo's, coifed in beige
arising from a long slender nape,
she leaves her nest
after a wave to Amin, her Bichon Frise.
Down-to-the-lobby sashay,
swinging a Gucci full of plastic,
belies an air of loneliness
as she walks to a waiting limousine.
Always caged, the smile is frozen
beneath a botoxed brow.
And the point of it all?
Well, for this life ...
there isn't one....

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Reviewers didn’t love it
But of all the films I’ve seen,
My very favorite told the tale
Of Freddie and of Queen.*

Sometimes actors who are special
Can embody, on the screen,
Personalities so perfectly
There is no in-between.

So though I know Rami Malek
Starred in every single scene,
Freddie Mercury was there
On every stage or limousine.

Which is why I really get it
When the judges do convene,
That the honors for best actor
Go to…(you know who I mean!)

*Bohemian Rhapsody...

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