Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Dumb Lawyer Joke Limerick

Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"

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Alexis Y. May 11, 2019 at 4:45 PM Lol! Gershon, This is really funny! If they wasn't going to of spanish they should have stayed in the states. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis Gershon Wolf May 11, 2019 at 10:13 PM Right, Alexis. Those lawyers should have stayed in the States---where they could have practiced their Spanish (most everywhere in the country now), and THEN moved to Buenos Aires! LOL. Thanks for commenting. Best wishes, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner May 11, 2019 at 4:11 PM It's funny how some highly educated people can lack basic common sense - if you move to South America, maybe learn some Spanish? :) Gershon Wolf May 11, 2019 at 10:11 PM Well, that's true, Michelle. Then again, if you move to the USA, maybe learn some Spanish first too?! (2010: 41.4% of public school K-5 students had parents who spoke Spanish as a first language. (Source - Chicago Tribune). ~ gw

Kurt Ravidas May 11, 2019 at 12:27 PM Oh, my, it's funny) Poor little lawyers! The McHattie's ones are more bloodthirsty) Gershon Wolf May 11, 2019 at 10:10 PM Yeah, that McHattie goes for the throat. LOL. ---And why not? Lawyers go for our throats. ~ gw

Panagiota Romios May 10, 2019 at 6:24 PM Enjoyed Panagiota Gershon Wolf May 11, 2019 at 10:09 PM Glad to hear it, Panagiota. Thanks for the feedback. ~ gw