Dumb Lawyer Joke Limerick

Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"

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Date: 5/11/2019 4:45:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, This is really funny! If they wasn't going to of spanish they should have stayed in the states. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/11/2019 10:13:00 PM
Right, Alexis. Those lawyers should have stayed in the States---where they could have practiced their Spanish (most everywhere in the country now), and THEN moved to Buenos Aires! LOL. Thanks for commenting. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 5/11/2019 4:11:00 PM
It's funny how some highly educated people can lack basic common sense - if you move to South America, maybe learn some Spanish? :)
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Date: 5/11/2019 10:11:00 PM
Well, that's true, Michelle. Then again, if you move to the USA, maybe learn some Spanish first too?! (2010: 41.4% of public school K-5 students had parents who spoke Spanish as a first language. (Source - Chicago Tribune). ~ gw
Date: 5/11/2019 12:27:00 PM
Oh, my, it's funny) Poor little lawyers! The McHattie's ones are more bloodthirsty)
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Date: 5/11/2019 10:10:00 PM
Yeah, that McHattie goes for the throat. LOL. ---And why not? Lawyers go for our throats. ~ gw
Date: 5/10/2019 6:24:00 PM
Enjoyed Panagiota
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Date: 5/11/2019 10:09:00 PM
Glad to hear it, Panagiota. Thanks for the feedback. ~ gw
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