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Dumb Lawyer Joke Limerick

Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires Those attorneys simply couldn't care less They didn't speak Spanish Their livelihoods vanished Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"

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Alexis Y.

Date: 5/11/2019 4:45:00 PM

Lol! Gershon, This is really funny! If they wasn't going to of spanish they should have stayed in the states. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/11/2019 10:13:00 PM

Right, Alexis. Those lawyers should have stayed in the States---where they could have practiced their Spanish (most everywhere in the country now), and THEN moved to Buenos Aires! LOL. Thanks for commenting. Best wishes, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/11/2019 4:11:00 PM

It's funny how some highly educated people can lack basic common sense - if you move to South America, maybe learn some Spanish? :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/11/2019 10:11:00 PM

Well, that's true, Michelle. Then again, if you move to the USA, maybe learn some Spanish first too?! (2010: 41.4% of public school K-5 students had parents who spoke Spanish as a first language. (Source - Chicago Tribune). ~ gw

Kurt Ravidas

Date: 5/11/2019 12:27:00 PM

Oh, my, it's funny) Poor little lawyers! The McHattie's ones are more bloodthirsty)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/11/2019 10:10:00 PM

Yeah, that McHattie goes for the throat. LOL. ---And why not? Lawyers go for our throats. ~ gw

Panagiota Romios

Date: 5/10/2019 6:24:00 PM

Enjoyed Panagiota

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/11/2019 10:09:00 PM

Glad to hear it, Panagiota. Thanks for the feedback. ~ gw