The Irish Love a Bit of Craic On Saint Patrick's Day

Cian careen into Quigley's Pub
for a little Irish whiskey and sub
before long dancing
an Irish jig romancing 
the wee fawning lassies lap club

lassies hooting and flapping being bold
with blarney about his pot of gold
money he was countin
while lassies were mountin
full of craic, pole dancing, and few handholds


much Irish brew a sot Cian became
I'm takin my money you can't blame
when he got to his lair
pot did he held bare
shame he did claim but himself to blame

3/26/2017
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Michaels Avatar
April 8, 2017 at 8:58 AM
Three limericks for the price of one! Well done on a cohesive, yet funny, piece! Regards, John.
Daniel Avatar
March 29, 2017 at 8:04 AM
Funny limericks, Eve:) all the best:)
Trifiatis Avatar
March 28, 2017 at 11:31 AM
Sorry dear, Eve I am back to comment again because my computer deleted my previous comment. Hilarious your Limericks my dear! A seven!
Green Avatar
March 27, 2017 at 10:15 AM
This was really funny Eve. A nice touch of Irish humor to start the day.
Allison Avatar
March 27, 2017 at 3:00 AM
ha ha ha I will head for Quigley's next time I go to Ireland lol.GREAT humour Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Roper Avatar
March 27, 2017 at 10:38 AM
Thank you ,
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