Short Koala Poems

Koala bear tears
Eucalyptus tree downfall
A Greenhouse effect...

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The koala is cute and cuddly
On leaves she likes to chew
She also has a tummy pouch
Like the possum and kangaroo...

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Koala’s not a teddy bear,
Although he looks the part …

He munches eucalyptus leaves,
And captivates our hearts....

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Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen....

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A young Koala named Joey
had an upset stomach ohwie.
	She fed him poop soup,
	a poothie to boot.
Now he is handsome and showy!
...

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broad faced koala
like Jim Henson stitched muppet
stinky hugs clamber 
wide eyed from home in gum tree 
scared away by Aussie flames...

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I wish that I was a koala bear
Napping in eucalyptus-scented air
In trees, safe from attack
No dingoes get to snack
Oh, to have my avatar's cuteness flair!...

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An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala 
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala...

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He sleeps like a koala from seven to eleven.
While I'm here simply left waiting and wondering just when
Is the specific time that I can even speak to him again....

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cooling tang
upon my palate-
eucalyptus leaves

sleep comes-
a one-track mind’s
exhausting

nature’s way
is the best-
fine dining

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Koalas Bears are cute Aussie animals
Except their smell could clear all your passages
Told by an Aussie lass
Who was sex and a half
Lost my kazoolu when she touched my apparatus...

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Koala the Australian version of. “The Thinker”, sits high.
Ponders the spicy tang of his next meal then, he’ll sleep for hours.
People gawk at him, as he munches eucalyptus.


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Koala Bears are cute li'l Aussie animals
Except for their smell, it could clear your passages
Told my Aussie lass
Who had a real sweet bum
Lost my kangaroo when she tickled my apparatus...

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Stupor lessens life vibrancy
Koala half asleep
Let’s shrug off this delinquency 
Swimming in waters deep

Embrace, release, renew
Heart pure like morning dew
Born each moment anew

Earth life lessons 
Stupor lessens

13-September-2021
Quietus ...

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I saw a Hippopotamus going to the fair,
wearing pink pyjamas with a bow up in his hair,
he was followed by a Zebra who was wearing bright
blue socks,
a Chimp and a Koala bear, wearing matching frocks,
they climbed into the teapots looking quite a sight,
and a little old man spat out his teeth as they gave him quite a fright!...

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Sunny and funny. Do they go together? Maybe. 
Zebras, as you know, do not wear z bras. Monkeys DO NOT 
love bananas. Unicorns can have 2 horns, and dagons can breath
ice. So why be sad? SO much to do, So much to be. So many people to 
cheer up. So give them a koala, for everyone loves them. 
Beware, THEY DO LOVE TO WEAR UNDERWEAR....

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Mauricio, the merry moose
in Lanny Locke’s garden let loose.
He munched on mulberries,
chips, chestnuts and cherries.
The produce he poached was profuse!

His cousin, Carol the cute caribou
consumed cucumber, cabbage and cashews;
and Kory the cute koala
wandered down from Walla Walla 
bringing broccoli, beans and barbecue!...

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Marsupial luncheon was a huge success
We had enough food with a plausible guess
Kangaroo baby made an enormous food mess
We did not help mama clean it, I must confess.

It’s all in her pouch the koala said.
She is embarrassed. Her face is quite red.
Opossum did not reply. She was playing dead.
All marsupials were amply and adequately fed....

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Barnaby the Koala was 70 years old.
He sat in a tree, and knowledge he sold.

Barnaby the Kolala was wise as can be.
His ways were particularly unique.

Barnaby the Koala's days were ending.
His last words: "My wise nature was always pretending".

Barnaby the Koala was a huge liar.
He looked on the internet for his "knowledge" he did aquire....

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The koala did it I heard him say
He left his fingerprints at the scene that day
And was underhanded in what he did
The case is broken that’s why he hid

It wasn’t me who stole the car
Driving it away so very far
And you can see when we’re together
We are nothing alike as you can gather.

© Paul Warren Poetry


Koalas have fingerprints similar to humans....

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The Australian mind is different
It's filled will happiness and joy
I'm sure there are exceptions
It must be the wide open spaces
The freedom the koala bears
(that smell really bad BTW)
Kangaroos carrying their wee ones 
In a pouch unique to the animal kingdom 
The wide open spaces
The north is warmer than the south
Last but not least they talk funny...

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the donkey set the table
but the table set was wonky

when the crane brought the game
and the mice brought the dice

the horses cooked the food
and the food they cooked in courses

the deer brought the beer
and the koala brought the cola

so an evening full of fun
promised fun for all the evening

then the tiger turned up later
but unfortunately with a cheetah



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i’m just me i
guess.
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people get out rainy weather
dressings
but it’s not going to
rain

i’m not a
train
i take it
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i’m a good
friend
you already
know


like a
koala,
there for a
hug

i like
patterns
something like a
ladybug

i am
11:30 pm

maybe
2:30 am

staying up all
night
that’s my
plan

i have everything i
need
because
i

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She saw a lion lying in the lounge,
Grooving to the stereo speaker 
surround.
Giraffe in the bath having a laugh,
He towers so should've had a 
shower.
Koala in the kitchen baking a cake
Packed full of pecans and dates.
Cheetah in the conservatory 
shuffling cards,
Cheating with himself,not too hard.
Hippo in the hall smiling at it all.
But pictures she had taken
Were all in her imagination,
Her imaginary menagerie....

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Aussies are the best
Have known two, one in-person
And one on-line
Both with a joy of living
What is their secret
Is there something in the air
Is it living with koala bears
Maybe with kangeroos
Perhaps you can tell me
Coz the whole world would be
A much better place
To spend a lifetime with these sweeties
With only love and happiness in their hearts
Making the world go around!
My sweet Aussie lovers........

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