Short Kidney Beans Poems

Concrete keeps falling on my head
Imagine how painful that is wished I was dead 
With a little Vaseline
And a can of kidney beans
Rub gently and spend next two days in bed...

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~Brown Rice cooked with kidney beans
   Southern home flavor
   Curried chicken and ginger
   With  pear preserve sauce
   Horseradish blended
   Tossed salad 
   Yum!   

   For and in Honor of Sara Kendrick
   And Contest: Low Country Boil...

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The Heist of the Kidney Beans

By Elton Camp

In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab
Several times from the drug store some Lortab
The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped
Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped 

The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy
So a funny trick was what he decided to employ
Thief came but the pharmacist wanted to throttle
He found only kidney beans in the Lorbab bottle

(Note:  true story)...

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Anybody is well fed
if they like vegetables that are red.
There are onions, tomatoes, beets, and kidney beans.
Don’t forget vegetables that are green.
They include peas, lettuce, green beans,
artichokes, zucchini, cabbage, and lima beans.
They are healthy things to eat at any scene.
We have to include vegetables that are yellow.
Let peppers, squash, and carrots grow.
With all of this bounty available,
we have plenty to eat at our table.
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