Short Ketchup Poems
Short Ketchup Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ketchup by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ketchup by length and keyword.
My Salute To Hamburger's
pile it up real high
lettuce,tomato,pickles
onion's and ketchup...
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Categories:
ketchup, art,
Form:
Haiku
Bread In Bed
Ketchup or mustard
Which would you bread with custard
For breakfast in bed...
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Categories:
ketchup, analogy, art, caregiving, food,
Form:
Haiku
Redneck Red Rhyme
RED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE KETCHUP ON A LOG,...
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Categories:
ketchup, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Ketchup Light
Cafeteria
Ketchup soaked wheat bun
Glass shards reflect the sun….
Barefoot streaking run...
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Categories:
ketchup, allegory
Form:
Rhyme
....No Ketchup
Where to look
When to cook
See me there
Catch a snook
Cut it up
Fill the cup
Want another
Fry it up
Please
No ketchup......
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Categories:
ketchup, funny
Form:
I do not know?
New Dog
never was a better treat
like smoked almonds and a beet
berry noodle fling
lemon ketchup wing
so say busy furry feet....
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Categories:
ketchup, dog, food, giggle, happiness, happy, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
I Must Be Over-Worked
It's time 4 me 2 ketchup
I've mustard up some energy
I just relish the thought of you
I'm loaded with bread
All I need is a wiener...
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Categories:
ketchup, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Bottom of the Jar
Bottom of Jar
of these things empty
Jars syrup, peanut butter
ketchup, mustard jars
12.11/17
Written by James Edward Lee Sr...
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Categories:
ketchup, food,
Form:
Haiku
Hotdogs
Chicago stlye
only way to go
That's not ketchup, is it ?
Written: 10/17/2015
Contest: Questionku Two
Sponsor: Richard Lamoureux...
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Categories:
ketchup, food,
Form:
Questionku
Ketchup Please
ketchup on grilled cheese
it won't make you sneeze
and on eggs with cheese
like it scrambled please
ketchup is a must
without any fuss...
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Categories:
ketchup, food,
Form:
Couplet
Cat's Meal-Ow--
CAT'S MEal-OW--
cat-nips
ketchup
given
liven
dishes
wishes
cat fish
cat's wish
7/27/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...
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Categories:
ketchup, cat, engagement, fish, food, imagery,
Form:
Footle
Sticky Ricky
Ketchup, catch-up
...running running
Shore-up, syrup
Gumming, humming
Sticky Ricky
3/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020...
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Categories:
ketchup, 3rd grade, anxiety, food, funny,
Form:
Footle
Educational - Life
I wish I’d worked harder in college
And picked up a little more knowledge
If only I knew
I’d soon ask if you
Want ketchup on your hotdog sausage...
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Categories:
ketchup, education,
Form:
Limerick
Fish and Chips
Fish and Chips
Swimming in a sea of ketchup and vinegar
By Jan Allison
Contest Food and our memory connections
Sponsor Andrea Dietrich
11~06~15...
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Categories:
ketchup, family, food, memory,
Form:
Verse
Condiment Love Triangle
salt says hi to the sugar
Who’s in love with the pepper
Who’s the one who left the mustard
Who misses the ketchup
Whose kicks come from the hot sauce
Who truly loves the salt...
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Categories:
ketchup, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Fries
so thin and hot and greasy
dipped in red ketchup
crispy, yummy, potatoes
fried and golden white
licking salted lips
suck fingers
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5/5/11
Contest:Fast Food Epulaeryu...
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Categories:
ketchup, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
I Ate Lies
Whilst I ate fries, I ate lies.
A bargain made, no school
for the next day, the bargain.
No one told me tomorrow
was Saturday. I ate lies
heavily hidden under ketchup.
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Categories:
ketchup, 3rd grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Hot Dogs and Fries-
Those hot dogs and fries
It's warm and enjoyable.
It has a salty style
And an awesome mustard ketchup
Yum! I eat them all up
7/5/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...
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Categories:
ketchup, analogy, appreciation, food,
Form:
Tanka
Squeezing Full Throttle
There once was a golfer named Joe Jessop
Who liked to eat his hotdogs with ketchup
His girl opened a bottle
Began squeezing full throttle
Whoa! That made Joe's little putter stand up!...
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Categories:
ketchup, food, girl, golf,
Form:
Limerick
Man Married Mustard His Name Was Ketchup-
Once relished was ketchup married;
He liked mustard so he married;
It was rather new;
But not very Yahoo;
Condiment life so unwarried;
10/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...
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Categories:
ketchup, appreciation, food, love, meaningful, metaphor,
Form:
Limerick
Parakeet's Paradise
Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet
Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak
for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet...
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Categories:
ketchup, bird, food, giggle,
Form:
Rubai
The Mama Girls
I open their ketchup pouches.
I open their milks.
I open their napkins
Until the mama girls make themselves known.
Then they do all the opening for the tables.
Amazing their kindergarten classmates....
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Categories:
ketchup, teacher,
Form:
Free verse
A Mayo Clinic
A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'
It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
and even on desserts, it can outduel custard...
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Categories:
ketchup, food, how i feel,
Form:
Couplet
Who Me, Mature
Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when
The ketchup bottle “farts”... into convulsions I descend
Immature you say
From reality I stray
Giggle when I see a lady's skirt tucked up in her rear end...
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Categories:
ketchup, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Upside-Down Ketchup Bottle
Who was first to think of upside-down ketchup bottles
The solution to ketchup's slow journey from the bottom
A brilliant idea
Deserves a tequila
Plus a dog smothered in upside-down sauce so awesome...
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Categories:
ketchup, blessing,
Form:
Limerick