Short Ketchup Poems
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german wienerwurst
heavily lavished ketchup
a hot pretzel too
possibly a beer
dark bubbly gagging brew
welcome to berlin
Where to look
When to cook
See me there
Catch a snook
Cut it up
Fill the cup
Want another
Fry it up
Please
No ketchup...
Form:
It's time 4 me 2 ketchup
I've mustard up some energy
I just relish the thought of you
I'm loaded with bread
All I need is a wiener
Bottom of Jar
of these things empty
Jars syrup, peanut butter
ketchup, mustard jars
12.11/17
Written by James Edward Lee Sr
never been a better treat
liked smoked almonds and a beet
berry noodles fling
lemon ketchup wing
so say busy furry feet.
Chicago stlye
only way to go
That's not ketchup, is it ?
Written: 10/17/2015
Contest: Questionku Two
Sponsor: Richard Lamoureux
ketchup on grilled cheese
it won't make you sneeze
and on eggs with cheese
like it scrambled please
ketchup is a must
without any fuss
CAT'S MEal-OW--
cat-nips
ketchup
given
liven
dishes
wishes
cat fish
cat's wish
7/27/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
Ketchup, catch-up
...running running
Shore-up, syrup
Gumming, humming
Sticky Ricky
3/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020
I wish I’d worked harder in college
And picked up a little more knowledge
If only I knew
I’d soon ask if you
Want ketchup on your hotdog sausage
Fish and Chips
Swimming in a sea of ketchup and vinegar
By Jan Allison
Contest Food and our memory connections
Sponsor Andrea Dietrich
11~06~15
salt says hi to the sugar
Who’s in love with the pepper
Who’s the one who left the mustard
Who misses the ketchup
Whose kicks come from the hot sauce
Who truly loves the salt
so thin and hot and greasy
dipped in red ketchup
crispy, yummy, potatoes
fried and golden white
licking salted lips
suck fingers
MORE
5/5/11
Contest:Fast Food Epulaeryu
Whilst I ate fries, I ate lies.
A bargain made, no school
for the next day, the bargain.
No one told me tomorrow
was Saturday. I ate lies
heavily hidden under ketchup.
Those hot dogs and fries
It's warm and enjoyable.
It has a salty style
And an awesome mustard ketchup
Yum! I eat them all up
7/5/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
There once was a golfer named Joe Jessop
Who liked to eat his hotdogs with ketchup
His girl opened a bottle
Began squeezing full throttle
Whoa! That made Joe's little putter stand up!
Once relished was ketchup married;
He liked mustard so he married;
It was rather new;
But not very Yahoo;
Condiment life so unwarried;
10/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet
Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak
for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet
I open their ketchup pouches.
I open their milks.
I open their napkins
Until the mama girls make themselves known.
Then they do all the opening for the tables.
Amazing their kindergarten classmates.
I have worn this nightie for several days now
ketchup, syrup and other stuff is on it somehow
I’ll wash it says my husband who likes things clean
It’s not ready yet, I say. I’m not a persnickety queen.
A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'
It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
and even on desserts, it can outduel custard
Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when
The ketchup bottle “farts”... into convulsions I descend
Immature you say
From reality I stray
Giggle when I see a lady's skirt tucked up in her rear end
Throw it on a sandwich and I will eat it, he said.
Mayo, ketchup, onions, lettuce, cheddar on rye bread.
I slapped on beef, turkey, steak and honey ham too.
Perfect he said, it’s a real grand slam, and I owe you.
Who was first to think of upside-down ketchup bottles
The solution to ketchup's slow journey from the bottom
A brilliant idea
Deserves a tequila
Plus a dog smothered in upside-down sauce so awesome
My worst nightmare sat down beside me
With the most angelic face
And whispered things too hard to swallow
His smile sweetening the taste
“All that’s wicked has the upper hand
“All that’s pure has gone to waste.”