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Squeezing Full Throttle

There once was a golfer named Joe Jessop Who liked to eat his hotdogs with ketchup His girl opened a bottle Began squeezing full throttle Whoa! That made Joe's little putter stand up!

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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2019 8:46:00 PM
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G'day Gershon … is that what overdosing on tomato sauce can do. Crikey, an aphrodisiac right there in the kitchen, or did it just upset the hot dog - thanks again Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/12/2019 9:28:00 PM
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Ha, ha. Very funny comment, Lindsay. G'day! Cheers, gw
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 9/12/2019 6:08:00 PM
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nice little naughty limerick. Just how they OUGHT to be.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/12/2019 6:21:00 PM
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I shall keep your telling comment in mind when working on limericks. Thank you, Andrea! Cheers, Gershon
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2019 4:23:00 PM
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lol gw!!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/12/2019 5:21:00 PM
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Thanks, Jan! :) gw
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Bobby May
Date: 9/12/2019 3:40:00 PM
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LOL, I cannot comment anymore
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/12/2019 3:54:00 PM
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--as long as you don't comment any less! LOL. Cheers, gw

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