Short Junk Mail Poems
Short Junk Mail Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Junk Mail by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Junk Mail by length and keyword.
Phishing
inbox overflowing
junk mail phishing twards selling….
password not knowing...
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Categories:
junk mail, life
Form:
Senryu
Junk Mail and Tissue
Your name lies somewhere,
Between unread junk mail,
ruined tissues and
Discarded receipts....
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Categories:
junk mail, absence, confusion, cool, dark, deep, depression, lost
Form:
Free verse
Junk Mail
My house number was 1233
That's how junk mail found me.
So, I changed it to 1234,
Now the junk mail goes next door.
Written September 8, 2022...
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Categories:
junk mail, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Junk Mail
Another piece of junk mail came today,
Trying to get into my wallet,
Old man tree died,
Because someone wants to get rich.
They said we were becoming,
A paperless society,
So smart and digital,
Tell that to the tree....
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Categories:
junk mail, nature, tree,
Form:
Free verse
The Pent Up Penthouse
WHAT'S THE DOOR TO THE 4TH FLOOR CONCEALING.
WHAT SECRET INSIDE NEEDS REVEALING .
POTENTIAL NEW BUYERS
WON'T GET JUNK-MAIL OR FLYERS
AS IT'S ALSO THE 3RD FLOOR'S OLD CEILING .
Entry for Craig's " 4th floor to nowhere " contest ....
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Categories:
junk mail, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Background Jilted Undercover Lover-
Background backhand
Backdrop backbite
Pathway railways
Take-off target
Farfetch courage
Tell tail junk mail
Distant lover
Under cover
Up start breaks heart
Jilted lover
Under cover
0/23/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...
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Categories:
junk mail, anxiety, heartbreak, how i feel,
Form:
Footle
No Mail Today
I check my mail box everyday
To see what I can see
But when I check my mailbox
There's nothing there for me
Oh, I get bills and junk mail
And readers digest too
But when I check my mailbox
There's nothing there from you
If I could get one letter
For my very self
I'd frame that little sucker
And place it on the shelf...
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Categories:
junk mail, funny,
Form:
Couplet
I Have Not Forgotten You
Why do you send me your useless junk mail?
Any attempt to get to know me will fail.
If you were a dog, I would cut off your tail.
I don't want you to stay. Will you please abscond?
Just keep your distance from far beyond.
How can I forget you? I don't know your face.
I have never met you in the first place
...
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Categories:
junk mail, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Summed Up
i've been
through
the mail
almost
tearing
it up as
if it were
junk mail
but summoned
to report for
jurie duty
and i had
to laugh be
cause my
wife was
also asked
to be before
the court but
she isn't
a citizen
but she
drives
allowing
her to decide
yes my
husband
is a drunk
give
him
a
dui...
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Categories:
junk mail, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
The Mailbox (Eap.)
Once again...I open up my mailbox...and peek inside.
In the mailbox, I look with hopeful expectation
By the possibility of a greeting or a salutation....
With the realization and disappointing frustration
Of the discovery, there are only bills,... junk mail,..and annoying solicitations!!...
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Categories:
junk mail, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Squatter Hlm
Hailstones on the mat
A feral Tom cat lingers
Doors that never shut
As hailstones strafe junk mail and mat
Where feral is the alley cat
On one hinge hangs
The door that bangs
And he ain’t going out in that
The feral cat whilst oftentimes homeless, is, it seems, at no time gormless
26 January 2022
Contest: Charlie Hai-Lim-Ku poetry contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina...
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Categories:
junk mail, animal, cat, storm,
Form:
Monoku
Love Ain'T Junk Mail
I gave it to you freely
It didn't cost a lot.
But I considered it priceless
and to me it meant a lot.
I could not wrap it up in expensive paper
Or Decorate it with a silk bow ,
Words cannot describe it.
I have seen it captured in an art work
And heard it mentioned in many songs.
But the gift was unrequited
Returned to sender marked junk mail
But I'm going to keep it
And store it in my heart
Then give it to another
As I don’t count my love as just junk mail....
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Categories:
junk mail, lost love, love, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
Trophies
there are stealth
sound waves which whisper
"all efforts are in vain"
misinterpreted parts
of a sore whole
are only vaguely seen
just a shape shifting action
figure fighting empty causes
in essence fighting self
determination
runs a treadmill to some
goal born in a caste
finding hope
is wedding a spouse
for an indefinite amount of time
reach for love
wave off hate
grope through ambivalence
take the junk mail survey
find a voice
minus hands, try to count...
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Categories:
junk mail, angst, introspection, people,
Form:
Free verse
Email Lament
Once again my box is empty
when I know there should be plenty.
No sweet missive from my wife,
nor note from bro of current strife,
no messages from my many friends
not even junk mail, no xxx-sends.
My son, he does not write of dance,
it was so barren, no second glance
was needed to reveal that blank slate,
denies me my normal reading state.
My boss, he did not rant and rave
in email order, my job to save!!
No, it's quiet, no emails still. . .
Perhaps I should pay that server bill!...
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Categories:
junk mail, computer, humor,
Form:
Rhyme