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Junk Mail

My house number was 1233 That's how junk mail found me. So, I changed it to 1234, Now the junk mail goes next door. Written September 8, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/13/2022 6:48:00 AM

How marvelous is this plan!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 9/13/2022 8:22:00 AM

I love this idea, Caren. It works! But, sometimes I get the next door neighbor's mail. Ugh!

Michael Tor

Date: 9/8/2022 8:56:00 PM

Lol. Can you figure a way now Milton to get rid of the Spam from the computer, lol. It is very alarming to see all the Junk mail. I use to wonder Milton how many trees have to be cut down for every household, to make the paper for all that Junk mail? The sad result though is that the junk mail is mostly not read and thrown out being wasted, and adding to the more than enough garbage that we get rid of. I do not think there is an easy solution but yours funny and to be enjoyed by the reader...

L Milton Hankins
Date: 9/9/2022 8:37:00 AM

Nope, I'm afraid I don't have a solution for the spam problem, but I wish I did.

Michael Tor
Date: 9/8/2022 8:56:00 PM

Thanks for the smile...

Jim Slaughter

Date: 9/8/2022 10:54:00 AM

The simple solutions are oftentimes the best, aren't they, L M? But in my case, thanks to email and texts, if it weren't for "junk mail", I wouldn't get any home mail at all these days.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 9/8/2022 1:28:00 PM

So true. All of my business is done on-line or in person. But, I really don't thrive on receiving snail mail.