Short Jockeys Poems
Short Jockeys Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jockeys by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jockeys by length and keyword.
Down In My Jockeys
Down in my jockeys
Resides a good friend of mine
He's retired now...
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Categories:
jockeys, friend,
Form:
Haiku
In My Jockeys
Down in my jockeys
Resides a good friend of mine
He's retired now
© Jack Ellison 2014...
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Categories:
jockeys, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Two Sons In One
An amazing young man is my son Scottie
He's a big boy now, I'm talking about his body
He's two sons in one
A bonus by gum
One thing's for sure, he needs extra large Jockeys...
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Categories:
jockeys, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Dancing In My Jockeys
Dancing in my jockeys till the break of dawn
Invigorating and joyful, like a wee lithe fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly gone...
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Categories:
jockeys, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Dancing In My Jockeys
Dancing in my jockeys till the break of dawn
So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly gone...
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Categories:
jockeys, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Tight Jockeys
Looking outside, all I see is blue skies
Nothing but a fantastic feeling fills my thighs
This world is amazing
Causes spirits araising
But my Jockeys are so tight, can't uncross my eyes...
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Categories:
jockeys, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Modern Ammenities
Okay onward and upward, tis great to be alive
With all the amenities this modern life provides
But one thing I miss
Is a warm tender kiss
Am wetting my jockeys, dreaming naughties inside...
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Categories:
jockeys, future,
Form:
Limerick
Tight Jockeys
Looking outside, all I see is blue skies
Nothing but a fantastic feeling fills my thighs
This world is amazing
Causes spirits a-raising
But my Jockeys are so tight, can't uncross my eyes...
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Categories:
jockeys, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Your Jockeys Go Brown
Creepy differences at times can make us frown
We keep them a secret for fear they'll be found
But at times without warning
They leap out, frowns start forming
Depending how freaky some jockeys go brown...
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Categories:
jockeys, freedom,
Form:
Limerick
Outstanding In My Field
Outstanding in my field, NOT standing out in a field
It's bloody cold out there, hear this old guy squeal
Wearing just jockeys
Sure got some moxy
Since the last operation on my brain, it hasn't yet healed...
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Categories:
jockeys, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Out Standing In My Field
Outstanding in my field, NOT standing out in my field
It's bloody cold out there, hear this old guy squeal
Wearing just jockeys
Sure got some moxy
Since the last operation on my brain, it hasn't yet healed...
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Categories:
jockeys, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Jockeys In Tatters
Now listen to me, you young whippersnappers
Got decades of experience in all worldly matters
Like the theory of relativity
Or keeping girlies in captivity
Just the thought of it leaves my jockeys in tatters...
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Categories:
jockeys, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Outstanding In My Field
Outstanding in my field, NOT out standing in my field
It's bloody cold out there, spring has yet to be revealed
Wearing just jockeys
Sure got some moxy
Since the last operation on my brain, it hasn't yet healed...
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Categories:
jockeys, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Outstanding In His Field
Tim said I was outstanding, did he mean out standing in the field
It's bloody cold out there, spring has yet to be revealed
Wearing just jockeys
Sure got some moxy
Since the last operation on my brain it hasn't yet healed
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
jockeys, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Tomorrow's Poppycock
If you walk the walk and talk the talk, surely people will gawk
Especially if you're a male wearing jockeys chanting in ancient dialogue
Must realize it's out of the norm
As strange wee animals swarm
Guess people aren't ready for tomorrow's poppycock...
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Categories:
jockeys, silly,
Form:
Limerick
A Huge Monster
Got my knickers in a twist
That's not normal for me
I'm a level headed sweetie
I'm as calm as can be
But certain things rile me
Like ads on TV
Repeating over and over
Drives me up a freaking tree
Another thing is tailgaters
My blood begins to boil
Turn into the huge monster
And my jockeys I do soil...
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Categories:
jockeys, angst,
Form:
Verse
Old As Dirt
How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But still had allure
Just goes to prove
Defining what's hot
Is what we imagine
Not what you've got
Forgive us guys
It's how we're built
But you've been seen
Looking up our kilt
The moral is this
Believe it or not
Men chase women
Till guys get caught!...
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Categories:
jockeys, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Till Us Guys Get Caught
How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But still had allure
Just goes to prove
Defining what's hot
Is what we imagine
Not what you've got
Forgive us guys
It's how we're built
But you've been seen
Looking up our kilt
The moral is this
Believe it or not
Men chase women
Till guys get caught!
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
jockeys, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain