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My Jockeys In Tatters

Now listen to me, you young whippersnappers Got decades of experience in all worldly matters Like the theory of relativity Or keeping girlies in captivity Just the thought of it leaves my jockeys in tatters

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 3/26/2018 2:12:00 PM

Hello Jack,your jockey is very busy.Have a nice dsy my friend. hugs. xxx-ooo.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 2:39:00 PM

I'm embarrassed to admit it... NOT! lol XOX

Silent One

Date: 3/26/2018 1:53:00 PM

Oh your poor jockeys!!!! Lol.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 2:38:00 PM

Still love thinking about it!!! However, need to take out a bank loan though for more undies!!! LOL

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/26/2018 10:13:00 AM

The voice of a wise and experienced filly chaser lol. Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 11:13:00 AM

You sure have that right!!! Stick around my son... got lots more stuff to pass along!!! lol

Maria Williams

Date: 3/26/2018 7:28:00 AM

You tell those young whippersnappers Jack. Lol. jockeys in tatters....Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 7:43:00 AM

I keep them in business!!! Methinks it's time to slow down... whatcha think? NAW... I ain't dead!!! Now I told you, get to bed!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox

Evie Cw

Date: 3/26/2018 6:00:00 AM

Another funny one even in theory of relativity, cracked my side laughing this morning. Especially with your jockeys in tatters-Jack Evie

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 6:35:00 AM

Give it a shot... it's fun and hopefully, you can brighten someone's day too!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Evie Cw
Date: 3/26/2018 6:27:00 AM

I might have to try a limerick or two. See if I can make someone laugh/like happy Jack.... Evie

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2018 6:21:00 AM

LOL Don't be a stranger... if you're looking for sillies, this be the place!!! Talk again... love, Happy Jack XOX