Short Item Poems

The most important
item placed on a gravestone...
Life's more than a dash....

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Music is a medium
Ideas are a wave
Make the two an item
Your ideas, here to stay...

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She
was warm,
and loving-
original
and
so
quirky,
he could be-
soul mates all can
see....

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(...t...i...m...e...) bubbles...

i met me time-tie
...item-tie...
time-item me


stan sand...

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Love is a Item
On a shelf
What if it breaks
What are you left with
Heartbreak and pain
Throughout your life....

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Select the Correct then Connect

should always select
what we predict is the correct
item should selec

Jim Horn...

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A
drybrush
tempora-
producing white
out

Tribute to Andrew Wyeth (1917-2009)

http://www.museumsyndicate.com/item.php?item=15621...

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my friend has this item she got
its something she shouldnt have bought
she used it alone
til her boy came home
and now we all laugh at the thought...

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Love of God - A Didactic Cinquain


The Love of God
Kind, marvelous
Sacrificing, gracing, gifting
Never ending
Item


4/20/19...

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Steps and proceedings, gradual and furtive
mysterious and crude, clear is the motive
tip toes and searches around
until item is found
the homeland to crime, here is a native....

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Elect To Select and Inspect 

Out of each item we should select,
Item which we do want to inspect;
Each article;
Then particle;
Make sure they are always correct.

JimHorn...

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One item that I have on my bucket list
is to eyewitness first hand an aurora borealis.
I imagine that it must be a most awesome sight
to observe in the twilight the northern lights....

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Sue opens her late grandma’s trinket box
filled with pretty rings and beads
Which item should she choose?

Contest Form K Kimo
Sponsored by Broken Wings

04~02~17...

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Naym Nermia Pevsner
his Constructonism made the critics purr
Also known as Naum Gabo
3D& space*his alte-ego

*https://www.kettlesyard.co.uk/collection-item/linear-construction-in-space-no-1/...

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there was a young lad from Cork named Hess
who liked to fool around with a lass named Jess
one night it was said
he forgot to wear a certain item to bed
and Jess said ugh you made a real mess
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JUNK

              Achievements of life
              turning meaningless - useless
              well preserved in mind.
              Each item is just a  junk.
             Garbage demanding clearance....

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He did well dumpster-diving each night!

On his last one, despite the low light

Found gold item to pawn

But by chance, it switched on!

Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!
...

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Walmart's single most popular item is bananas
Noticed a large number of buyers have real hairy asses
Is there a correlation
That causes vibrations
Actually, when I pass trees, I emote happy gasses...

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I wish that I was born a boy
I’d be blessed with a dangling toy
Women call it a willy
That name is so silly
It’s an item that brings ladies joy

Inspired by contest by Viv Wigley

5/4/18...

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Trump In Bargain Basement

Trump is item in bargain basement
Made out with women not having consent
Likes big crowds and collaboration
Wants to establish own TV station
And stain could tell was permanent.

Jim Horn...

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A wife sent her hub to the store;
she phoned in more items galore.
He forgot to write ‘em,
came back sans one item;
she sent him right back out the door.


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H/T to Indiana's Shawping list...

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false teeth
prosthetic arms and legs
diapers
wigs
grenades
expired passports and licenses
human skull
ribbons
plastic bottles
papers by the ton
glass
Styrofoam that never disintegrates
food scraps
filling up landfills one item at a time...

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Something I don’t like to see
Is “Buy one item – get one free.”
One is what I want or need;
Two’s in excess – guaranteed!

Two for one does not entice.
I would much prefer the price
Be lowered when I’m buying one
Or, likely, I’ll be buying none!...

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Watch your Latin and don't let the cat in
Caesar had some jam for tea,
Pompei aderat.
ille, illa, illud,
but I'll have Yorkshire pud.
amo, amas, amat
Who let in the cat?
hic, haec, hoc
The mouse ran up the clock.
You can add another item
ad infinitum....

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You pay, the world is your slave.
Even poetry is an item for business !
You buy the best seat in house,
your garbage will be elevated to grace,
and the slaves of the money
will not attempt to disavow any red, black, yellow
or the brown race.

(11.17.2023)...

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