Short Iq Poems

Jabberdine lips lie
Trumps message in a battle
Nosferatu IQ...

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DQ
      IQ
       GQ
    All have something in common
       Dig?...

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One and one makes two

Who knew that my view askew

Equals me and you...

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The higher your IQ,
the less your friends like you.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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Prodigious talent...
  Plus work ethic...Don't forget
     --Not judging others...

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IQ45 aka POTUS
Pretends to be Guru of Lotus
But groping around
The ladies soon found
The Jester of rude Hocus Pocus...

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FAKE WEALTH
FAKE I.Q.
FAKE FAMILY
FAKE TRUTH
FAKE MAN
FAKE RELIGION
FAKE LEADER
FAKE MARRIAGE

THE TRUTH WAITS FOR YOU...

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From prison he tried to escape
But, had the IQ of a grape
… His rocket (mis-wired)
… Quickly backfired
Now he’s all over the landscape...

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my friend cannot spell it is true

and was stuck on the word iq

when teacher did shout

before passing out

my library books overdue.
...

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Who claims an IQ doctorial? 
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial...

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If you don't know what an IQ test is,
Don't worry in vain - everything will be fine,
Take it easy, no point to grind teeth,
You practically passed it, no reason to whine....

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Each Catch You Chase Will Have a Hitch

Each catch you chase will have a hitch;
May meet moron whose name is Mitch;
With Low IQ;
Always knew;
Like a disabled plane do have to ditch.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Not All There

When we looked Trump was not all there;
Of course less about anyone he could care;
Is not up to speed,
And badly in need,
Of some IQ points we may want to spare.

Jim Horn...

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Question:

If listeners are always hearers
and hearers become true thinkers
and thinkers can't help but be feelers
and feelers are compelled to be doers...

Answer:
Than true listeners, are true doers....

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he holds out that he’s a genius
with an IQ he says of 100 plus 56
and  a johnson of 26
of which he get his licks

so
in a reality show 
it’s probably made of wood 
and by script he thinks he’s Pinocchio...

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God made all women pretty so men would like them.
God made all women beautiful so men would love them.
God also made many a woman with a very low IQ.
It was the only way God could get some women to love men too....

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Here comes my UFO!
glad to see its TCO.

They'll be here to harvest my DNA,
Forgot to get their ETA.

They have a very large IQ, 
but dont let that bother U.

And please dont call the CIA,
They will say I'm MIA!...

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Sometimes
they reason
sometimes
they don’t

The meaning
implicit
or lost
in the notes  

Sonically
free
of all
cogency found

Truth
in the melody
harmonically 
— sound 

(Dreamsleep: September, 2024) 
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ideas jumped onto her head and back
Slid down her neck like wood ticks off of oak trees
She discounted them all
Wasting an IQ of 145,
Squandering a brilliant mind
Full of ideas 
Due to the lack of confidence in herself....

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Point Predicteded To Be Pinnacle

Medically care for it which was hygienical,
And then when they had become cynical;
Then did annoint,
With pinnacle point;
Could not wear cover when being rabbinical.

Head came to a point and IQ was very
limited....

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I once wore a dress
in an attempt to guess
why women's logics a mess
that causes such distress
falls short to impress
balls help to think best
clearer thought from a hairy chest
more brain from a smaller breast
testicles may help in an IQ test!
©John-Ovan.P.Hull...

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repeated research reveals...
that listening
(to favorite radio stations)
will activate
up to 100% of the brain...

television is an opposite...
the brain rests
(watching tv dreams)
and vocabulary (iq) suffers
then the brain shuts down to sleep...

stan sand...

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To perambulate walks of life you need -
Calm common sense, clear vision and a creed. 
 
A bit of luck, a lot of zest and hope 
For glowing lights in your kaleidoscope. 

Last but not least, your bright and vivid hue -
Translucent and transportable IQ.

July 1, 2022...

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Do you acknowledge the traits of Homo_ Sapiens?
The up righted body and/ or high IQ Intellectual? 
No! It must be the morality awakening by Sunrise
And resting quietly when the sunset goes to low
The truth is brightness  lightens an animal a human, 
While darkness colors a human as being  a ghost....

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Somewhere, oh is my brain slow,
Birdbrains..... have I.....
That's why, I want to go,
For a brain transplant,oh, oh, my!

Somewhere along the pillow tops,
My brains leak out,
I am, slowly becoming,
The King of all fops.....

Somewhere, my IQ
Has serious leaks
That's why, I stare at walls all day,
And think that's "tops"...

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